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MASTER KOHGA

@yigamaster.bsky.social

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LEADER OF THE YIGA CLAN, THE ONE AND ONLY MASTER KOHGA! NOW GET BACK TO WORK LACKEYS, IM TAKING A NAP! [Parody RP account for fun, not associated with anyone]

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MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Dec 18

MASTER KOHGA IS GONNA KILL YOU ALL… TO DEATH!!

-parody account. just for fun!

-new to #bskyrp , #mvrp , #blueskyrp

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Apr 2

WELCOME TO THE YEAR OF KOHGA!! TIME TOO JOIN ME OFFICIALLY.. UHM.. IN REAL LIFE!

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 29

H-HUH?!

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO ME……

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

WHAT?! EXCUSE ME?! DO YOU REALLY KNOW SO LITTLE OF THE YIGA CLAN? TO CLAIM WE ARE ‘MORONS’..

MAKES.. //YOU// A MORON! HAH!

𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗖. @hylianfantasy.bsky.social · Jan 25

"...So like do you come from a town where everyone's a full on moron orrrrrr?"

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY?

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

PSH. YOU’LL NEVER CATCH ME!

MASTER KOHGA, OUT!

(A huge puff of smoke outlined with the clans sigil rises from where he was once standing.

He can be seen a couple meters away running away on foot.)

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

I AM BEING THREATENED???

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

THIS IS MY NORMAL TONE OF VOICE. WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING SO QUIETLY?

𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗖. @hylianfantasy.bsky.social · Jan 25

"Not really, I got saved. Also, why are you screaming?"

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET!

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

LIFE CAN BE SO BEAUTIFUL.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

OH! WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SO! BUMPING YOUR HEAD PROBABLY MADE YOU FORGET!

𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗖. @hylianfantasy.bsky.social · Jan 25

"No, but I fell from the sky. Does that count?"

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

MASTER KOHGA NEVER FAILS. BUT ONLY SOMETIMES WHEN IM KILLED. BUT DEATH IS ONLY TEMPORARY.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

HE ONLY KICKED MY ASS ACTUALLY. BUT ONLY A LITTLE.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

(Eats banana. Throws peel. Slips on own thrown peel.)

WHOEVER PUT THAT THERE IS GETTING THROWN IN THE DUNGEON.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

THIS IS JUST MY NATURAL TONE OF VOICE.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

(Scratching back of head. Turns around. Does a spin. Looking cluelessly.)

UHM. I DONT GET WHATS SO FUNNY. IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.

𝕯𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖑 @ofpowerandflame.bsky.social · Jan 25

"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

WHAT?

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

CAN I //HELP// YOU.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?

𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗖. @hylianfantasy.bsky.social · Jan 25

"...What's that?"

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

YIGA CLAN 4 EVER.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

..I AM SO SICK OF BEING THE BUTT OF THESE JOKES.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

WHAT?

𝕯𝖎𝖓𝖗𝖆𝖆𝖑 @ofpowerandflame.bsky.social · Jan 25

"BANANALOVINGBITCHSAYSWHAT?"

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

YIGA CLAN 4 EVER.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

YIGA CLAN 4 EVER.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 25

HE IS STINKY!

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 20

WELL WHY WOULD YOU GO AND DO THAT!!

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 12

(Wearing an ‘I <3 bananas’ shirt. Don’t ask where he got it from.)

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 12

I THINK YOU ALL SHOULD JOIN THE YIGA CLAN.

WE HAVE BANANAS.

AND THE POWER OF THE DEMON LORD.

AND EVEN MORE BANANAS.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 12

OBVIOUSLY the best quest.

MASTER KOHGA @yigamaster.bsky.social · Jan 12

(SLAMS a hand down on the book and gets real close.) Whatcha writing?