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unfortunately a gemini. big fan of breakfast food.
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bluesky logged me out of the app and site, but i forgot my password. six months later i opened the app to discover that my account is logged on?? 😅

hi 👋🏻
we gotta start throwing tomatoes at late night hosts man
December 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i wish december was a bit longer
December 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
im not falling for that hockey propaganda. that show is funded by big sports. well not on my watch! 😤
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i got my bloodwork done. the nurse was a cutie pie so i had to pretend that needles didn't scare me. 😅
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
is it because social media, capitalism, the state of the world, illness and okay what else bb let's unpack
i used to draw for hours and now ten minutes is all i can do without getting bored. i used to have hobbies man!
December 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
okay i think i need to reduce my screen time again. this month especially because this lil dopamine machine ruining my life!
December 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i had a dream where i was in school and was doing really good. i guess that's better than the usual i have to take a test that i didnt study for nightmares. 👍
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
i love spooky ghosty scary movies but i cannot watch slasher movies. yes we exist. 😔🤘🏻
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
i respect drag race canada for doing whatever the hell the want in their little franchise lol
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
men who wear flannel are sluts
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
idk why replying to posts is a bit scary to me
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
ok nevermind i got it 👍🏻
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
i want a santa hat on this profile picture 🙋🏻‍♂️
December 5, 2025 at 10:31 AM
im glad pantone chose c*m stain white as 2026 colour of the year like I've suggested
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'd be okay if i never hear rocking around the Christmas tree ever again actually
December 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
i have a lot of shows to catch up on so nobody recommend anything to ME
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
so they just dropped a meet the queens of drag race 18 without telling anybody?
December 3, 2025 at 2:08 PM
not The Sims 1 soundtrack in my most listened album of the year 😭😭😭😭
December 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
getting my steps in at the park while listening to slayyyter feels like this
a woman dressed as patrick star from spongebob squarepants is walking down a sidewalk in high heels .
Alt: a woman dressed as patrick star from spongebob squarepants is walking down a sidewalk in high heels .
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
i don't like that g**n face edit of the new nyc mayor ☹️
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
im a big fan of american diners i think they did a good job at having that 👍🏻
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
okay i need a natural born hater to tell me their opinions on the gay hockey show before i invest my time and emotions on it
December 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
there's something that's satisfying about the first day of the month being on a monday. 😌
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
📷 november 👍🏻
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
watched the avengers end game. i miss when we had fun as a planet idk. now, the scene where all the ladies protected spiderman is considered too woke lol. babes that was still a full slay i dont care 😤.
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM