English version. Arcade machines were created to indoctrinate vulnerable neurodivergent children into gambling, and make them internalize that the house always wins is somehow fair. You create a modest supercomputer gambling machine with flashy graphics unseen anywhere else, and then collect rent through small businesses. At least that's the idea. Becuase this is a 1997 game and in 1997 this doesn't look like a super computer, this looks very outdated, retro, and quaint.

Caesar 2 saw minor international recognition. Caesar 3 saw solid international recognition, especially with neo-na... *Cough.*  And Pharaoh was a big hit, released and re-released years later, and then released again as the greatest hits. And then the studio that made Pharaoh has disappeared and never made anything else. At least that's what the world has though, before the internet. The studio that made the game is one of the most important in gaming history, it made many games before…

P.O.D. is a band that once was on the radio with their hit song Youth of the Nation. Besides their one hit wonder they actually had some other good tracks, but they still fell off the face of the earth once the radio has died and they didn't have a warm place on thematic radio-stations sticking to one genre or style of music.

Pistol streak. Headshot streak. Pistol streak. Headshot streak. Pistol streak. Headshot streak. It's a very weird game. In its essense it's a typical CoD clone. The levels are extremely linear with frequent GPS directions, everything out of the intended path is filled with invisible walls. You carry only 2,5 guns. There's a fake jump that does nothing. You have a turret section.

Now that's something you cannot buy in a book store. Making digital jigsaws is one of the laziest genres of gaming. And i still regularly play it. Some developers with ambitions add interesting cuts or even additional elements. But whoever first came up with an idea to cut up a .gif instead of a static picture created something new.

It's an absurdist parody series that started the popular franchise. The soap itself was cancelled, but it got three sequel movies and a fresh rebootquel. I can't tell why it was cancelled, because it's no worse, and no cheaper than the movies. More than that, it maybe even higher class than those. It's a pretty solid watch all in all, and unlike the adjective movies it doesn't rely on references for jokes.

It's a turn-based order of operations randomized spreadsheet mission-based puzzle game in a style of a survival base management tycoon. And there's an additional full rogue-lite mode. The game greets you with dogshit graphics with all the instagram defected filtres imaginable. Even after i disabled all the crap a half of the defects remained, like the blurry aberrated texts. The crappy render is stretched on 4 by 3, so the game needs to be played in a window.

It's kinda an official add-on to Doom 2 from the creators of Doom 3 Repercussions of Evil oh i mean Resurrection of Evil. And by official i mean this was a paid work ordered by bethesda to include in the BFG edition. Not fan mods added for this re-release. And this game is superior to Doom 2. It's shorter and feels like it was made to be shorter.

I already wrote (a bit) about the game when i finished the Harkonnen campaign ages ago. This time i finished all three campaigns and i've was playing after actually finishing a ton of RTS games, especially the whole Command & Conquer series released before it. The game is developed by Intelligent Games, the creator of Red Alert map packs…

It's a clone of the popular game Golden Axe, but sci-fi with aliens. And yellow children. Once again you have a choice between the three skins: a boy, a girl, and metal fingers in my body. But how can you make a brawler with guns? Give guns zero range. But despite having no range they still consume ammo, which is also used as mana pool.

It's the second award-winning Looney Tunes cartoon. I think i remember seeing it as a kid. Or maybe it was more recently when people started memeying it. But i think it is the first, because TV stations bought the entire usa back-catalogues in bulk for cheap, as long as its in colour, to contrast the other stations only owning the catalogue of black and white soviet films.

It's a slap-stick animated short film. And it is the first award-winning Looney Tunes short, and reportedly it's the first pairing of Tweety with Sylvester the Cat. The cat has that design, but he was going under a different name back then. It starts as a typical simple slapstick ordeal but it gets better as it goes, with more complex contraptions.

The new Superman film is the new entry into the DC Universe (2024) which is a half-reboot of DCEU. It officially started with Creature Commandos, because screw Blue Beetle movie that's why. And i support that message. Despite being basically a reboot, and not having any continuity with anything before, this film starts in media res. A bit too much in media res.

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After going through Maciej Targoni school of design with Push, Hamster on Coke made two games in the same style. Scalak and OXXO. And this hamster is truly on coke, because this game has decent calm puzzles, but then it all flashes in full-screen and is annoying. It is a simple game consisting of shape-sorter and sliding puzzles.

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It's a documentary short film about some psycho whose ballies went entirely behind rollies. Like, to the point where you can see toilet paper being put inside the piss bottles. You expect to see that only from a female. The movie itself features good editing and timing and is comedy gold. The biggest problem with the film is the terrible aspect ratio.

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Not mighty enough. It's a recreate the picture with shapes type game with a sub-par GUI. There's no holding space, you cannot swap two pins, only move them one by one with only one free space. And then each time you finish the puzzle, the game just sits there and waits for you to hold the button for an uncomfortably long time, to start the next level.