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andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · Apr 27

bay area born and raised. leo. actor, writer, 1/3 of the lonely island — mister ANDY SAMBERG!

(aka young sandwich, andy sambort, adam samberg, and even sometimes… adam sandler.)

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 7

thanks, uncle eric 🥹

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 7

I’ll be honest… I don’t feel great about this… but I guess if you can do it, I can try 😅

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Uh… that’s… really vulnerable.

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Uh… safe? Happy?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Uhhh… well… he’s super smart, really funny, works hard… always levelheaded… his eyes are really pretty… his smile, too…

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

… what do you think I should say?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

You think so?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

yeah but I mean like… I dunno if I could just… tell Seth my feelings and then get rejected and then just like… stay friends with him.

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

… I think I’d rather pine silently…

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Well… that sucks.

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Well?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Have you? Said it?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Yeah… I guess saying something is better than keeping it to yourself, right?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

I dunno, man. I think he’s just a super friendly, lovely guy.

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Uh… I dunno. I had to work on him, actually. When I first started at the show, I could tell he thought I was super annoying. Now we’re like best friends… but I feel like that’s maybe as far as it goes.

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Yeah… does feel nice to get it off my chest, though. I’ve been carrying it for like two years now, it’s really hard to work with him sometimes.

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Ughhh…

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

he’s also like… my best friend?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Well… cause we work together, he’s kinda my boss, the press would kill our careers probably… and I dunno if he likes dudes?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

… well… I don’t really think that’s an option…

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Man… okay, so… what do I do?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Noooo! If you noticed and we barely know each other, everyone else has gotta know.

(he shakes his head, scrubbing his hands over his face.)

Ughhhhh. Was it that obvious?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

(he looks over both shoulders, face serious when he turns back to eric.)

… I actually do totally have a stupid super huge crush on Seth.

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Can I tell you something I haven’t told anyone else?

andy! @y0ungsandwlch.bsky.social · May 6

Is there a man in your life that people think you’re totally gay for?