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Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · 25d

I bought a GAMING PC that is covered in FLAMING RED SKULLS. Thank you God for hydrodipping

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · 25d

my brain just substituted the word "strongman" for "estrogen" while reading a tweet, have I been on the t girls too long or not long enough

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · 25d

history is just like some chaff that led us to this point

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · 29d

had someone call me a QUEER for trying to lowball them on a GAMING PC, well yes the thing about queers is that we build a lot of computers and know that your LED spaceship gaming fantasy box did not appreciate in value. Also I'm not the one who chose the pink and rainbow lights

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 17

"tight but vague", what a terrible way to describe product requirements and/ or a person

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 16

I will no longer be taking input from anyone who is not my husband (I'm gay btw)

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 16

I quit my corporate job in search of values-aligned works so I could be *checks notes* exploited?

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 16

*gremlins designing society* ah ok so we'll just throw these offcut people into the meat grinder

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 15

and what are the earthlings doing with my Pokemon? Ah well sir they appear to be eating them

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Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 15

I don't remember the salmon parable actually, if it was in the gnostic gospels then I probably won't read it

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 15

Jesus may I please eat one of your salmons

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 14

who else gay and punctual

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 13

ahhh assuming a product was standardised, that one's on me

Ciaran xxxx @xxxxciaran.bsky.social · Sep 13

this is not my take at all BUT I am now looking for opportunities to say the phrase "gay elders vogueing down", anyway see ya at the Alexander Ball