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I bought a GAMING PC that is covered in FLAMING RED SKULLS. Thank you God for hydrodipping
my brain just substituted the word "strongman" for "estrogen" while reading a tweet, have I been on the t girls too long or not long enough
history is just like some chaff that led us to this point
had someone call me a QUEER for trying to lowball them on a GAMING PC, well yes the thing about queers is that we build a lot of computers and know that your LED spaceship gaming fantasy box did not appreciate in value. Also I'm not the one who chose the pink and rainbow lights
"tight but vague", what a terrible way to describe product requirements and/ or a person
I will no longer be taking input from anyone who is not my husband (I'm gay btw)
I quit my corporate job in search of values-aligned works so I could be *checks notes* exploited?
*gremlins designing society* ah ok so we'll just throw these offcut people into the meat grinder
and what are the earthlings doing with my Pokemon? Ah well sir they appear to be eating them
I don't remember the salmon parable actually, if it was in the gnostic gospels then I probably won't read it
Jesus may I please eat one of your salmons
who else gay and punctual
ahhh assuming a product was standardised, that one's on me
this is not my take at all BUT I am now looking for opportunities to say the phrase "gay elders vogueing down", anyway see ya at the Alexander Ball
"trust in my self righteous suicide"? Ahhh Chop Suey there's no point telling people to trust you, you Armenian virtuosos should know better
Later on in the evening I absolutely did take it to a Midsommar place, I described the lavish wildflower gown and the regal pose of the woman who reigned decisively over her incompetent friends and partner, then advised against seeing the movie
it wasn't not like that. There was a sexy ent lady wandering around. Wrapped in lights. Would you fixate on the ducklings when a tree woman is walking past?
I attempted to describe a fucked up metal looking scarecrow with a bone face (my friend's idea was more like fluffy ducklings and baby chickens and so on)
I did attend the spring soulstice festival and immediately took it to a dark place
who else get in trouble for suggesting people might be projecting
who incapable of listening to what someone else is saying because no sooner are the words out they project all their own fuckin shit onto it
who downplaying their anxiety until it comes bursting out every fucking where
who getting bamboozled by a façade
Honestly I’m so surgical about everything I do not fuck around at all
People b gettin so alarmed when u go off script? Like relax I’m just super efficient