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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Aug 18

THE GIRL, WITH HOPE CROSSED ON HER HEART.

[ Written by Riley. ]

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 2d

It would be like wayyyy cooler right

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 2d

what if the song went like oooh where is my mind it’s way out in the water see it doing tricks and shit

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 12d

[ catches it with the grace that is unusual for a monster such as her. ] yum

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 12d

And give me 20 dollars too.

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 13d

im the queen lizard and the gizzard wizard

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 13d

It's about to be the end of susie sunday and you guys havent even given me tribute

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 13d

no like. the shotgun of a car?

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 13d

Wait dude can I ride shotgun

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 13d

take deez nuts to church ahahaha bleeeeeh

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 17d

thats stupid.

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 17d

I dunno man I just saw someone die to a beam of light did you not see that.

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 17d

huh that was weird. did you guys see that.

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 17d

Good M- [ hit by the beam of light and disintegrated instantly. ]

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 26d

MAN************************ fucking its joever

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 26d

WORLD changing yaoi

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · 26d

shut the fuck about anything that old main yaoi goes crazy bro

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Sep 17

[ susie then bumps it with her foot near battat ] wh. woops. [ PHHHSHEEEWWW PHHHH. BOOM. ]

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Sep 17

i dont know if i wanna be responsible for the "domestic terror" darkner bro

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Sep 17

okay well. You cant see it cause if i bring it into the darkworld its going to become a darkner who really likes explosions and i dont know if i wanna be responsible for that.

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Sep 17

[ PSHHH it goes up. then it goes RIGHT toward them. ]

OH SHIT WATCH OUT HES GOING TO BECOME A MARTYR

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Sep 17

'Kay so I need you to sit right there as I-

[ lighting the rocket. The fuse on this thing is NOT straight and it does not look like its gonna go straight. ]

Well. Well as I do that.

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Sep 17

Dude. we are making a true home town patriot today. god speed you magnificent bastard.

[ lighting the rocket. this thing has 3 seconds left in its puny ass life. ]

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Sep 17

What the fuck is it missing dude. Put it on there dude. Cmon.

susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Sep 17

do you guys wanna see this homemade bottle rocket i made

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susiezilla @xxthrashmasterxx.bsky.social · Sep 14

dude how do you forget this shit he was more at large then that

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