xtina
@xtina1229.bsky.social
Tortured yet faithful Vikings fan who also posts about politics. Progressive Democrat. Atheist.
I’ll try to keep my posts to a 4 to 1 football to politics ratio.
I’ll try to keep my posts to a 4 to 1 football to politics ratio.
Unfortunately JJ MCCARTHY has entered my Top 5 favorite people to hate on
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Unfortunately JJ MCCARTHY has entered my Top 5 favorite people to hate on
Darnold is about to take us with no lube
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Darnold is about to take us with no lube
BREAKING: JJ McCarthy enters the Draft Bust protocol
November 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
BREAKING: JJ McCarthy enters the Draft Bust protocol
It should be a felony to sack Teddy after what he’s been through
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It should be a felony to sack Teddy after what he’s been through
My favorite thing about Teddy Bridgewater is how at any given moment he’s like “idk might fuck around and be a high school football coach or a professional NFL player”
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My favorite thing about Teddy Bridgewater is how at any given moment he’s like “idk might fuck around and be a high school football coach or a professional NFL player”
I’ll always be thankful to Stafford because as soon as he left Detroit I put a bet on him winning the Super Bowl and he won me $1,000 Vegas dollars 🩷
November 24, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I’ll always be thankful to Stafford because as soon as he left Detroit I put a bet on him winning the Super Bowl and he won me $1,000 Vegas dollars 🩷
We need mean Zim back
November 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
We need mean Zim back
Not trying to laugh at the evolution of KOC’s facial expressions and mannerisms as he descends into what it is to be at all emotionally connected to the Minnesota Vikings but 😂😂😂
November 23, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Not trying to laugh at the evolution of KOC’s facial expressions and mannerisms as he descends into what it is to be at all emotionally connected to the Minnesota Vikings but 😂😂😂
Me: Jesus Christ I hate this worthless fucking team. They are terrible. Can’t play. Fucking terrorists. I may not watch the rest of the season. JJ is a bust. The Hitman looks geriatric. Waste of my time
Gronk: The Minnesota Vikings are not looking like a playoff team this year
Me: FUCK YOU GRONK
Gronk: The Minnesota Vikings are not looking like a playoff team this year
Me: FUCK YOU GRONK
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me: Jesus Christ I hate this worthless fucking team. They are terrible. Can’t play. Fucking terrorists. I may not watch the rest of the season. JJ is a bust. The Hitman looks geriatric. Waste of my time
Gronk: The Minnesota Vikings are not looking like a playoff team this year
Me: FUCK YOU GRONK
Gronk: The Minnesota Vikings are not looking like a playoff team this year
Me: FUCK YOU GRONK
When the Tr*mp administration is so crazy they’ve even chased Marge out that’s some scary fucking shit
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When the Tr*mp administration is so crazy they’ve even chased Marge out that’s some scary fucking shit
I’m wheezing laughing at something my daughter said and she goes “you sound like a Windex bottle” ☠️🤣 she got my ass 😂
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I’m wheezing laughing at something my daughter said and she goes “you sound like a Windex bottle” ☠️🤣 she got my ass 😂
I can surmise what this means but do I want to know what this means
*glances onto JJ McCarthy’s personal QB coach’s Twitter*
So that’s why he can only throw to the far right
So that’s why he can only throw to the far right
November 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I can surmise what this means but do I want to know what this means
Y’all think we’re getting real undoctored Epstein files huh
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media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Y’all think we’re getting real undoctored Epstein files huh
Ayahuasca and smelling salts. I mean thoughts and prayers.
Schefter: Aaron Rodgers believed to have "a slight break" in his left wrist.
He'll undergo further testing Monday to determine full extent of injury and recovery timetable.
He'll undergo further testing Monday to determine full extent of injury and recovery timetable.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ayahuasca and smelling salts. I mean thoughts and prayers.
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November 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You’re not fooling me. I was raised on this false hope and emotional abuse
November 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
You’re not fooling me. I was raised on this false hope and emotional abuse
I swear to god if the Vikings turn around and win they game they can go fuck themselves. I am not tolerating that emotional abuse
November 16, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I swear to god if the Vikings turn around and win they game they can go fuck themselves. I am not tolerating that emotional abuse
Tom Brady analysis spot on “either way they’re gonna blow it”
November 16, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Tom Brady analysis spot on “either way they’re gonna blow it”
When the announcer says about your QB “I don’t know who that pass was to”
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November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When the announcer says about your QB “I don’t know who that pass was to”
A touchdown drive where McCarthy hardly touched the ball?
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November 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
A touchdown drive where McCarthy hardly touched the ball?