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the word knee is such bullshit
November 9, 2025 at 1:27 AM
might just fuck around and change my name to lily
November 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
DAMN THEY MADE HER LOOK LIKE CINDY LOU WHO 😭😭😭😭😭
November 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
she looked so good she didn't need any of that work done. ladies please celebrate your natural beauty </3
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
damn they gave annabelle the doll instagram face and ozempic
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i just got vicodin mixed up with viagra please imagine a version of house where he's constantly popping boner pills
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
new jfk theory just dropped
October 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the noise punk scene convinced me that human zoochosis is real
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
i just felt the timeline shift. stay tuned
October 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
MIZU BLUEEYEDSAMURAI GET BEHIND ME
first jinx and now korra? STOP KILLING ALL THE MENTALLY ILL BLUE BITCHES!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
jinx would steal thom yorke's lunch money
blue characters who changed their name because they blame themselves for the deaths of their families, believe they are cursed to being misfortune to anyone who gets close to them, and would listen to creep by radiohead but only ironically
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
blue characters who changed their name because they blame themselves for the deaths of their families, believe they are cursed to being misfortune to anyone who gets close to them, and would listen to creep by radiohead but only ironically
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
and her name is olive abercrombie??? oh she was BORN that girl
oh she was SERVINGGGGGG
October 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
oh she was SERVINGGGGGG
October 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
blue characters with shitty whitedads who don't see themselves as fully human and would unironically listen to creep by radiohead if only they were born in the right time period
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
chicken little is a modern adaptation of cassandra of troy
October 7, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i recently caught myself wondering what ethel cain's last name was
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
every time i hear von dutch i steal the nearest boeing 747 and fly it into a mountain
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
an aardvark is like if a horse was a dog
September 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
in this position you will be required to perform $35/hr worth of labor for $15/hr
September 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
bojack horseman: having a near death experience
sarah lynn:
September 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
does this but to your pubes
September 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
ed sheeran and patrick stump look like they should switch names
September 2, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i want a teddy bear like this
July 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
every single riverdale character is wire mother, except for archie andrews, who is cloth mother
July 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM