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OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 2d

Putting the razorblades and fentanyl into the candy by hand sucks. They should just make Halloween candy that already got that shit inside it

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OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 4d

Why they got a JOI machine at the gym???

OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 7d

how are all my little pogchamps doing today?

OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 7d

I got a weighted vest for cardio and it makes me look like one of those military larpers that's going to say the most racist shit in the world

OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 12d

Deadlock more like Fedlock. I only threaten to murder like 13 or 14 other players out of anger and then the feds show up to my house about it. Utter woke nonsense

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OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 17d

The Joker: "why so serious"
The Woker: "I'm bi curious"

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OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 18d

Have any of those twitter porn reply bots said something like "I'm like Charlie Kirk too the way my neck game is viral!"

OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 19d

This shit sucks, whoever made it probably has no money and a low IQ

OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 26d

Whenever I need to blow off some steam I call ICE on myself and then blow their head smooth off when they break into my house masked with no warrant

OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · 28d

Reddit, I sort of did a thing and murdered my whole family because they ate the last red velvet cupcake even though I CALLED DIBS on it. Am I the asshole here?

OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · Sep 17

Don't trust anyone. Everyone is a goblin in disguise trying to steal your loot.

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OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · Sep 15

All the reporting about the shooter having a trans roommate and/or partner gives a subtle implication that trans people have mind control (how did they find out...)

OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · Sep 11

So would it be a good or bad time to launch as a soundcloud rapper called Charlie Perc?

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OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · Sep 11

Just going to say that Megan Thee Stallion survived getting shot so I think I know who to stan...

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OddBaller @xoddballerx.bsky.social · Sep 11

Just learned that my cousin died yesterday. I didn't really know him at all so I'm a bit confused on how to feel. I was told he died in the line of duty but he was just a podcaster so now I'm even more confused. No way that shit is dangerous