Xiei (It's Me)
@xiei.bsky.social
Now is the winter of our Fat James content
December 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Now is the winter of our Fat James content
Me when my team leader says "I love when we have remote work from people all over the world, it means we have the best people in the world working for us"
December 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Me when my team leader says "I love when we have remote work from people all over the world, it means we have the best people in the world working for us"
Fat James Winter ends if I can’t fit into my skinny jeans
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Fat James Winter ends if I can’t fit into my skinny jeans
I've eaten like 20 Hawaiian rolls since posting this
Fat James Winter
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I've eaten like 20 Hawaiian rolls since posting this
"The bigger shoes I need to fill, the more feet I need to see"
-Sports radio today for some reason
-Sports radio today for some reason
December 4, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"The bigger shoes I need to fill, the more feet I need to see"
-Sports radio today for some reason
-Sports radio today for some reason
Sorry I've been away, I've been getting the bag (and fat).
December 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Sorry I've been away, I've been getting the bag (and fat).
My AIO is making a rattling noise and I will probably not get anything done today.
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My AIO is making a rattling noise and I will probably not get anything done today.
I'm going to try and increase my weight by about 10% or so over the next three months and see if I'm still handsome.
Fat James Winter
November 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm going to try and increase my weight by about 10% or so over the next three months and see if I'm still handsome.
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ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ATTENTION SPEEDRUN FANS‼️
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
I accidentally bought AGDQ tickets on the same day I'm supposed to get married & they cost me $2,000 (plane, registration, hotel, etc.) If anyone wants to go take my place for FREE it's going to be at the St. Marys church his name is John he's 5'10 super nice guy
Being forced to use the company GPT to translate instead of Google Translate 😵💫
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Being forced to use the company GPT to translate instead of Google Translate 😵💫
Does anyone have like some decent resources for learning Korean? (after mastering Hangul?)
November 17, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Does anyone have like some decent resources for learning Korean? (after mastering Hangul?)
There's this small party of suburban mom/grandmas that always have a sign demonstration protest on one of the bridges above the 5 freeway near Burbank and it fills my heart with warmth, even if they slow down traffic a bit.
November 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There's this small party of suburban mom/grandmas that always have a sign demonstration protest on one of the bridges above the 5 freeway near Burbank and it fills my heart with warmth, even if they slow down traffic a bit.
Overheard at work: "Did you guys ever watch Homestar Runner when you were younger?"
November 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Overheard at work: "Did you guys ever watch Homestar Runner when you were younger?"
Osgood Perkins if Nicholas Cage wasn’t in Longlegs.
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November 16, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Osgood Perkins if Nicholas Cage wasn’t in Longlegs.
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
Back to back 12-16 hour work days has my Japan trip feeling like a fever dream.
November 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Back to back 12-16 hour work days has my Japan trip feeling like a fever dream.
I am now Pro-AI because a certain airline being forced to refund me the full amount for a non-refundable ticket because their AI bot told me they would is pretty awesome.
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I am now Pro-AI because a certain airline being forced to refund me the full amount for a non-refundable ticket because their AI bot told me they would is pretty awesome.
Ossan next to me at the Yakitori Bar is hitting the post-drink “Ahhhhhh” so good, it’s making me re-think my entire vibe.
November 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Ossan next to me at the Yakitori Bar is hitting the post-drink “Ahhhhhh” so good, it’s making me re-think my entire vibe.
“What are your plans tonight?”
Me:
Me:
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
“What are your plans tonight?”
Me:
Me:
Telling myself that not buying the $1000 jacket was the right move 😵💫
November 1, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Telling myself that not buying the $1000 jacket was the right move 😵💫
Holy shit, for a 6 hour wait this ride better literally Donkey Mine Kart.
October 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Holy shit, for a 6 hour wait this ride better literally Donkey Mine Kart.
Baseball is so back baby
October 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Baseball is so back baby
My Beats by Dre have beat off for the last time 🥲
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My Beats by Dre have beat off for the last time 🥲