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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · Jan 13

Every time I watch an episode of Dexter, my inner sociopath is all, “if I didn't have bad knees, I could be a serial killer.”

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

My hate for the Dodgers is only matched by my love for the Blue Jays, so, Imma be salty for awhile.

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

The fact that I was able to decipher that so quickly tells me that I need to reevaluate my life choices.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking hate Will Smith.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

This post season has really beaten George Springer up.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

Watching this damn game like

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

This is all Jeff Hoffman’s fault.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

Well, Jeff fucked up.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

Come on Jeff, don't fuck it up.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 1d

He's still mad he gave up that 3 run homer.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 2d

I think the fuck not Mr. Peacock.

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 2d

Moms right after she said that.

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 2d

This is an absolute masterpiece. 😂😂

Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 2d

😂

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 4d

Dave Roberts is probably watching the Cartoon Network on that ipad.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 4d

I was wondering how early into the season Anthony Davis would leave a game early due to injury. He made it a week, tho. 😬 #Sportsball #NBA

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 4d

So, you mean to tell me that in the entire state of Maine, the dude the Dems are ride or die for is the one with the Nazi tattoo prominently displayed on his chest? Really!?

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Growing all the things... @tarynj19.bsky.social · 4d

This video does a great job of teaching about logical fallacies...

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 5d

I mean, “don't get trafficked” is some really good advice, tho.

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 5d

And Shohei will pitch all 19 innings, probably.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 5d

Dammit, that dialogue fits perfectly. 🤣🤣

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Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 5d

Wiener tariffs.

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 6d

Yay, Freddie Freeman saved us all!

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 6d

Shohei save usss!

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 6d

I just realized that the Dodgers have two ginger pitchers, which I believe is the league maximum. #Sportsball

Xanxiuz 🪷 @xanxiuz.bsky.social · 6d

Will Klein is Dustin May if Dustin May was a lumberjack. Yes, I'm delusional at this point.