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Xandypants
@xandypants.bsky.social
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She/her 🏳️‍🌈 bi/pan ♾️ AuDHD Artist, animal enthusiast, nerd, Libertarian Socialist, other stuff Even more awkward in person Minors DNI 🔞 Ask before DM ✨💚 Back in Seattle 💚✨ @tjcornflake.bsky.social 's 🥰
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Thank you 🙏 me too 🥲
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I'm lucky I have decent insurance from my job and there's a really great doc close by at the community clinic or else I'd be stuck!
FINE I'll go to the damn doctor 😭😖
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Some days I am fully on top of my game AND everyone else's
Some days I can't catch up at all and barely know where I am

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ted cruz is such a little bitch
And while we're at it, use your words in the first place
I am not parsing your 56 page conversation for the two sentences of information I need
Didn't know we were having a silent toot contest under the covers but now I'm afraid to get out of bed
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Priest maced in Seattle by ICE.
So no freedom of speech or religion, if it is contrary to the 🥕 leader.
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Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
NOOOOOO WHY DOES DUNCAN TRUSSELL SUCK NOW 😭😭😭
Back in the midnight gospel days he seemed so chill 😞
They're never gonna let me into Europe now
BRB rewriting "Dva Duby" (two oaks) as "Dva Doobies" (two joints 😌)
he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
There once was a man from Nantucket
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Whenever you see a guy claiming that women only like men who are super jacked with perfect bodies, it's a good indicator that they have not talked to an actual woman about what she actually likes in a very long time
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Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
Yes, I am aware that we are dating
Thank you weirdo internet christians for... messaging me a publicly available photo of my own boyfriend? Truly marvelous work
Romanian pop has finally hit my yt music algo without my having to do anything

Playing it on Otava Yo radio seems a little confused but we're getting there