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Xandypants

@xandypants.bsky.social

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She/her 🏳️‍🌈 bi/pan ♾️ AuDHD Artist, animal enthusiast, nerd, Libertarian Socialist, other stuff Even more awkward in person Minors DNI 🔞 Ask before DM ✨💚 Back in Seattle 💚✨ @tjcornflake.bsky.social 's 🥰

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 25d

Thank you 🙏 me too 🥲

Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 25d

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I'm lucky I have decent insurance from my job and there's a really great doc close by at the community clinic or else I'd be stuck!

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 25d

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 25d

FINE I'll go to the damn doctor 😭😖

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25d

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 26d

Yep! 🥲

Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 26d

Some days I am fully on top of my game AND everyone else's
Some days I can't catch up at all and barely know where I am

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mother dysnomia 🌚 @mamatried.bsky.social · 26d

lol it’s this guy

Tweet from 11/2/24 showing Harry Sisson and his 4 friends in a car that reads “we’re Gen Z voters and we all PROUDLY voted for Kamala Harris! Real men support Harris”

Robert J O’Neill quotes it with

“You're not men. You're boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.”

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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 27d

ted cruz is such a little bitch

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 27d

And while we're at it, use your words in the first place

Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · 27d

I am not parsing your 56 page conversation for the two sentences of information I need

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Oct 1

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Oct 1

Didn't know we were having a silent toot contest under the covers but now I'm afraid to get out of bed

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E Justo @jdpimmigration.bsky.social · Sep 29

Priest maced in Seattle by ICE.
So no freedom of speech or religion, if it is contrary to the 🥕 leader.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Sep 23

Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Sep 24

NOOOOOO WHY DOES DUNCAN TRUSSELL SUCK NOW 😭😭😭
Back in the midnight gospel days he seemed so chill 😞

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Sep 23

They're never gonna let me into Europe now

Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Sep 23

BRB rewriting "Dva Duby" (two oaks) as "Dva Doobies" (two joints 😌)

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Sep 19

he said with a grin as he wiped off his chin

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Sep 19

There once was a man from Nantucket

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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · Sep 17

Whenever you see a guy claiming that women only like men who are super jacked with perfect bodies, it's a good indicator that they have not talked to an actual woman about what she actually likes in a very long time

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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · Sep 17

Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Sep 17

Yes, I am aware that we are dating

Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Sep 17

Thank you weirdo internet christians for... messaging me a publicly available photo of my own boyfriend? Truly marvelous work

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Xandypants @xandypants.bsky.social · Sep 12

Romanian pop has finally hit my yt music algo without my having to do anything

Playing it on Otava Yo radio seems a little confused but we're getting there