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Used to be vain, but perfect from now on. Basic cable bitch with a face for radio & voice for print. Nisei NeoYorquina NüMetal 🤘🏼 remarkably unquotable /s

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · Apr 28

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Definition of EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION

the seizure and transfer of a person suspected of involvement with a terrorist group to another country for imprisonment and interrogation without legal process (such as the naming of charges, legal r...

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 5h

Not sure if they replayed on USA, since idk they had enough episodes for sindication... I watched on FOX

Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 1d

My mom was a not-so-secret fan of Parker Lewis Can't Lose, even if she was watching *with* us

Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 1d

You have to reboot your mom's favorite 90s show, what are you rebooting?

Vulture @vulture.com · 1d

Ryan Coogler says he’s rebooting ‘The X-Files’ for his mom, a major fan of the show, and she’s already read some pages: ‘She’s fired up.’

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 1d

What is the half undercut thistle with dorky glasses

Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 1d

What is (C'mon baby lets do) the ¡SNICK!

Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 2d

SPOILER ALERT Walked in on someone (last century) watching DC at the scene where they say their people are dying out, and said, "well duh you have no women"

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 2d

Seulement en hiver... Ici a Texas c'est pas possible

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Sarah O @erniebufflo.bsky.social · 2d

Mfer looks like his name is Cameron Sandiego.

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 2d

Who is weaver w. Weaver

Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 4d

What is Anna Wintour's soul?

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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 6d

NIH child cancer researchers try to get funded again by the Trump Administration by dressing like Argentina.

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 14d

Happy national (US) Taco (tues)Day to those who celebrate
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 17d

Better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.

[And, by the way, if you see your mother this weekend...]

Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 18d

but seriously folks bsky.app/profile/zohr...

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · Sep 10

The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live.

Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed

Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 18d

NYC zillow rent map

Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 18d

Attn: courtroom sketch artist
Was it intentional to make Diddy look like the Boondocks granddad aka "Mr. Bitches"

Vulture @vulture.com · 18d

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is getting sentenced today and faces up to 20 years — we’ll be updating live from the courtroom.

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs Is Getting Sentenced Today

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is getting sentenced today and faces up to 20 years — we’ll be updating live from the courtroom.

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 18d

Next edit: for becoming masked mercenaries for the oligarchs

Editing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 18d

How Video Games Are Shaping a Generation of Boys, for Better and Worse

They’ve become an important way to spend time with peers. But they’ve also become more addictive.

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 21d

Great idea, can't wait to tune in, I miss XPN so much!
I made a playlist of my favorites here
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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 21d

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park — theonion.com/stress-free-...
Cue the tom lehrer record

Stress-Free Eric Adams Spends Day Bribing Pigeons In Central Park

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 22d

Levitation festival in Austin highlights
"Virginia Reel Around the Fountain" Built To Spill (via Halo Benders)
"Texas Never Whispers" Pavement

only bummer: merch and montucky all sold out by the time I rolled in.

Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 22d

Raw milk
Raw sewage
Raw deal
We're cooked

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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 25d

#ibs

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 27d

But what to do about his first initials?!?
Like the joke goes, what do you call the guy who graduates last in his law school class? JD Vance

Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 27d

Then the news would have to censor saying or showing the "evidence"

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Josh Sternberg @joshsternberg.com · 28d

NJ PBS shutting down next summer.

“15yrs ago Gov. Christie ended 4 decades of state funding for public TV, forcing them to find a new funder. The state cut $750k in funding this yr, but that was hardly the fatal blow; that came from the end of federal funds.”

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New Jersey PBS shutting down in July - New Jersey Globe

New Jersey PBS is expected to cease operations in July 2026 following WNET's decision not to renew its agreement, the New Jersey Globe has learned. The

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Cristina Somolinos (spell it right, or run out o @xanalinos.bsky.social · 28d

Os mutantes?