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Only posting nonexistent but theoretically acceptable pangrams from the NYT's Spelling Bee game for my own entertainment
Enbibleful (adj.): Catechetical or otherwise related to religious instruction
December 18, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Enbibleful (adj.): Catechetical or otherwise related to religious instruction
Tuppalid (n.): The lid of a Tupperware container; generally, one that has been separated from its original container and now exists independently
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Tuppalid (n.): The lid of a Tupperware container; generally, one that has been separated from its original container and now exists independently
Warathon (n.): A race, the length of a standard marathon, in which competitors must cover the entire distance while running backwards
December 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Warathon (n.): A race, the length of a standard marathon, in which competitors must cover the entire distance while running backwards
Waifuing (n.): The act of forgoing the pursuit of a romantic relationship with a living person in favor of pursuing it with a digital character instead
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Waifuing (n.): The act of forgoing the pursuit of a romantic relationship with a living person in favor of pursuing it with a digital character instead
Bienvenial (adj.): Welcoming and gracious, as a host
December 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Bienvenial (adj.): Welcoming and gracious, as a host
Tuggonrod (n.): In British English, the term for a night in by oneself, as in "Couldn't get a date tonight--I suppose it's time for the old tuggonrod, eh?"
December 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Tuggonrod (n.): In British English, the term for a night in by oneself, as in "Couldn't get a date tonight--I suppose it's time for the old tuggonrod, eh?"
Zalgoing (n.): The act of writing in such a way that the written text is unintentionally indecipherable; see verb form "zalgo"
December 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Zalgoing (n.): The act of writing in such a way that the written text is unintentionally indecipherable; see verb form "zalgo"
Yammelopoly (n.): An situation in which one cannot interject in a conversation due to excessive and continuous chatter from a different party
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yammelopoly (n.): An situation in which one cannot interject in a conversation due to excessive and continuous chatter from a different party
Yagalite (n.): An adherent to witchcraft culture in respect to its most surface-level tenets only
December 10, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yagalite (n.): An adherent to witchcraft culture in respect to its most surface-level tenets only
Rancorball (n.): A team sport popular in the 1920s, ostensibly played for points using a ball but notable for having no rules or directives other than "beat the shit outta the other guy"
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Rancorball (n.): A team sport popular in the 1920s, ostensibly played for points using a ball but notable for having no rules or directives other than "beat the shit outta the other guy"
Bezipptat (adj.): Ready for action; borrowed from the German for "all zipped up"
December 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bezipptat (adj.): Ready for action; borrowed from the German for "all zipped up"
Rightling (n.): One indoctrinated into conservatism at a young age, often as part of a deliberate attempt to stunt the growth of their critical thinking skills
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Rightling (n.): One indoctrinated into conservatism at a young age, often as part of a deliberate attempt to stunt the growth of their critical thinking skills
Crayout (n.): A period of temporary insanity
December 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Crayout (n.): A period of temporary insanity
Cabbiemania (n.): A brief period of time during the 1950s, characterized by the fervent idolization of all New York taxi drivers named Ernesto
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Cabbiemania (n.): A brief period of time during the 1950s, characterized by the fervent idolization of all New York taxi drivers named Ernesto
Dextally (adv.): Using one's right hand only
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Dextally (adv.): Using one's right hand only
Cumpath (n.): A person that also achieves sexual climax upon observing it in a different person
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Cumpath (n.): A person that also achieves sexual climax upon observing it in a different person
Kalechad (n.): One who derives great psychic power from veganism
December 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Kalechad (n.): One who derives great psychic power from veganism
Woolkind (n.): Sheep, as a species
December 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Woolkind (n.): Sheep, as a species
Cohuginn (n.): The act of two or more people reaching an identical conclusion through individual, distinct thought processes
November 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Cohuginn (n.): The act of two or more people reaching an identical conclusion through individual, distinct thought processes
Antithetal (adj.): Strongly opposed to Scientology
November 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Antithetal (adj.): Strongly opposed to Scientology
Yadanoir (n.): Media that is considered to take itself far more seriously than its own intended audience does
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Yadanoir (n.): Media that is considered to take itself far more seriously than its own intended audience does
Nepticide (n.): The killing of a favored heir
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Nepticide (n.): The killing of a favored heir
Faebelix (n.): A large, upright stone, such as a menhir, that supposedly warded off supernatural threats in its vicinity
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Faebelix (n.): A large, upright stone, such as a menhir, that supposedly warded off supernatural threats in its vicinity
Golgohane (adj.): Having the shape of a traditional skull and crossbones
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Golgohane (adj.): Having the shape of a traditional skull and crossbones
Bonwario (n.): A man that outwardly appears to be boorish and unapproachable, but is nonetheless well-liked within his community
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Bonwario (n.): A man that outwardly appears to be boorish and unapproachable, but is nonetheless well-liked within his community