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I write stories with strong sexual content. Love good, clean, dirty fun. No billionaires allowed. #writing #erotica #eroticfiction #smut #naughty Read my stuff: https://words.envyus.media/
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Fun stuff! Looking forward to reading this. Keep up with the blogging as well!
Spanking is like cooking. The right heat, the right timing, and a delicious result. #ServeItHot #SweetAndSpicy #CookingWithKink
It’s International Lynx Day! A lynx is basically a cougar in training, right?
"And then that word hits me. GILF. Is that what I’ve become?
Of course it is. I’m a woman in her mid-fifties with two young granddaughters. And a handsome younger man just grabbed my ass."
My latest story is causing a stir. Read β€œAm I GILF?” #erotica #eroticfiction
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Am I a GILF?
My daughter’s ex-hubby just grabbed my ass.
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She asked me to roleplay Sherlock… 5 minutes in and she was begging for an investigation. πŸ”ŽπŸ˜ˆ #HolmesInTheSheets
The game is afoot... and so are her stockings. Happy Sherlock Holmes Day! πŸ˜‰πŸ” #ElementaryMyDear
Diversify your business offerings, they said.
#WritersCoffeeClub Apr 18: Do you write under a pen name? Multiple? How did you choose?

Yes. Are you allowed to write erotica and use your real name, are you? It’s almost ordinary enough to be real and has a gender neutral feel to it that I like.
Kitchen Heat

I dropped the spatula.
You said, β€œLeave it where it fell.”
Dessert came early. πŸ“πŸ‘€

#erotic #haiku
Office Fantasy

Fingers on the keys,
But your tongue is on my mindβ€”
Meet me in the stall. πŸ’ΌπŸšͺ

#erotic #haiku
Door cracked just a bit,
Anyone could walk right inβ€”
Still, you didn’t stop. πŸ‘€β›“οΈ

#erotic #haiku
Steam curls from my cup
But your mouth is on my skinβ€”
Guess I’m skipping work. β˜•πŸ’‹

#NationalHaikuDay
β€œNo talking,” she said with a glare,
As she pulled him down onto the chair.
β€œLate fees apply
For each moan and sighβ€”
And you’re long overdue, I swear.”
#NaughtyLibrarian #LustInTheStacks
πŸ“Ž You were just looking for a book on local history. Now you’re shelved under β€˜F’—for flustered, flummoxed, and fully hers.
πŸ’₯ #CatalogedByCraving #LustInLexicon #FictionOrForeplay
Behind those glasses and underneath that sensible blouse and cardigan is a woman who’s memorized every position in the Kama Sutra… and every banned book ever printed.
πŸ“š #BrainsAndBooty #BunsAndBibliographies #SmutAndScholarship
πŸ“š She shushes with authority, catalogs with precision, and wields a Dewey Decimal like a dominatrix. Today we honor the keepers of the quiet β€” Happy National Librarian Day to the seductive stewards of storytime.
πŸ”– #NationalLibrarianDay #NaughtyLibrarian #ShhhIsSexy
a woman is standing in a library wearing glasses and a cardigan .
ALT: a woman is standing in a library wearing glasses and a cardigan .
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πŸ–ΌοΈ Picasso saw five naked women and said: let’s make it edgy.
Les Demoiselles d’Avignon (1907) was Cubism’s chaotic debutβ€”jagged lines, broken perspectives, and zero apologies.
It’s like the Real Housewives of Barcelona, but with sharper angles and no filter. #WorldArtDay
πŸ›οΈ When Manet dropped Olympia, 1860s Paris wasn’t ready for that side-eye.
No coy glances hereβ€”just a nude with a gaze that said, β€œI know what you’re thinkingβ€”and I’m billing hourly.”
Bold, brazen, and bedazzling.
πŸ“Hanging at the MusΓ©e d’Orsay, still judging you. #workdArtDay
πŸ‘ Goya painted her clothed and nakedβ€”because one look wasn’t enough.
La maja desnuda (c. 1797–1800) didn’t just turn headsβ€”it blew wigs off. That unbothered stare? Iconic. And for modesty’s sake, Goya gave us La maja vestida tooβ€”same sass, more fabric. #WorldArtDay #clothed #unclothed
πŸ‘ Butt seriously…
Let’s give a round of applause for the real MVPs of classical art: the peachy posteriors of antiquity.
#ArtThatSlaps #WorldArtDay
πŸ–ŒοΈ NSFW? More like NSFMuseum.
From Titian to Toulouse-Lautrec, nudes have always been trending.
#CulturalExposure #WorldArtDay
🎨 β€œShe’s not naked. She’s artfully undressed.”
On World Art Day, we salute the muses who bared all for the brush. #VenusApproved #WorldArtDay