Wrenn🍈
@wrenn.bsky.social
Dark lines beneath the eyes • 天才は楽しむ奴に勝てない
Had a horseradish martini on my birthday that was so elegant and so lovely I can summon its cozy glow at will.
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Had a horseradish martini on my birthday that was so elegant and so lovely I can summon its cozy glow at will.
“I have loved splendor and splendor follows me.”
October 29, 2025 at 12:59 PM
“I have loved splendor and splendor follows me.”
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Lincoln should have invented Stalinism after Appomattox.
April 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Lincoln should have invented Stalinism after Appomattox.
I like to imagine when people in my life think of me, one of the first objects that comes to mind is ‘borderline obscenely large all-black tote bag.’
October 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I like to imagine when people in my life think of me, one of the first objects that comes to mind is ‘borderline obscenely large all-black tote bag.’
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Oh, when I said “not a problem,” I meant between us as friends. No, no… In corporate’s eyes this is a huge problem.
September 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh, when I said “not a problem,” I meant between us as friends. No, no… In corporate’s eyes this is a huge problem.
I feel like if you showed up to The Final Judgement and said “Forgive me Father, I knew not what I did” with the right smile on your lips they would let you Inside.
September 17, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I feel like if you showed up to The Final Judgement and said “Forgive me Father, I knew not what I did” with the right smile on your lips they would let you Inside.
I am something of a blue ink collector. Most of them are bad or just boring (different than buttoned-up / professional), but some that I like, listed from ‘fun’ to ‘functional’ are:
TWSBI Sky Blue, Monteverde USA Horizon Blue, Pilot Iroshizuku Asa-gao, Pelikan Royal Blue 4001, and Sailor Sei-boku.
TWSBI Sky Blue, Monteverde USA Horizon Blue, Pilot Iroshizuku Asa-gao, Pelikan Royal Blue 4001, and Sailor Sei-boku.
September 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I am something of a blue ink collector. Most of them are bad or just boring (different than buttoned-up / professional), but some that I like, listed from ‘fun’ to ‘functional’ are:
TWSBI Sky Blue, Monteverde USA Horizon Blue, Pilot Iroshizuku Asa-gao, Pelikan Royal Blue 4001, and Sailor Sei-boku.
TWSBI Sky Blue, Monteverde USA Horizon Blue, Pilot Iroshizuku Asa-gao, Pelikan Royal Blue 4001, and Sailor Sei-boku.
A senior colleague of mine once said he liked Post Malone because his wife “found him very respectful.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
A senior colleague of mine once said he liked Post Malone because his wife “found him very respectful.”
You can tell when someone comes from good etiquette and when someone had to learn it, and you can tell when someone has never loved the world.
September 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
You can tell when someone comes from good etiquette and when someone had to learn it, and you can tell when someone has never loved the world.
I worry that my heart has fallen to hatred over the last year. It is a real issue. Meditating on it a little, I realize that hatred is not so “wrong” in itself, but it crowds and chokes the heart out of more beautiful living.
September 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I worry that my heart has fallen to hatred over the last year. It is a real issue. Meditating on it a little, I realize that hatred is not so “wrong” in itself, but it crowds and chokes the heart out of more beautiful living.
No more “Bicycling Beer Bastards”-style sports clubs, we need civic athletic associations modeled after the old and new of the Chicago Athletic Association.
August 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
No more “Bicycling Beer Bastards”-style sports clubs, we need civic athletic associations modeled after the old and new of the Chicago Athletic Association.
Praying the prayer of last night’s ashes in the raden ashtray.
August 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Praying the prayer of last night’s ashes in the raden ashtray.
Come on, Great Lakes Region! Let’s get more Sumerian!
August 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Come on, Great Lakes Region! Let’s get more Sumerian!
Poetry is how language leaves the mouths of statues.
August 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Poetry is how language leaves the mouths of statues.
“One more time, Athena, love me, as much as you can.”
August 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
“One more time, Athena, love me, as much as you can.”
Just overheard an intern asking when you’re supposed to eat.
August 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Just overheard an intern asking when you’re supposed to eat.
I have, in fact, made considerable headway towards opening my fourth eye. Had I known your third still troubled you so I would have dropped everything to help. Please write soon. I intend to reach five and am quite experienced in these matters.
Forever in your tender care,
Rival
Forever in your tender care,
Rival
August 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I have, in fact, made considerable headway towards opening my fourth eye. Had I known your third still troubled you so I would have dropped everything to help. Please write soon. I intend to reach five and am quite experienced in these matters.
Forever in your tender care,
Rival
Forever in your tender care,
Rival
In Heaven I’d like to speak to the first person who decided to cover their entire body with clothing. Very interesting as a novel impulse. Almost audacious piety.
August 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
In Heaven I’d like to speak to the first person who decided to cover their entire body with clothing. Very interesting as a novel impulse. Almost audacious piety.
I have decided to save up for a new fountain pen, twenty dollars at a time.
August 5, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I have decided to save up for a new fountain pen, twenty dollars at a time.
Sitting under a floral patterned parasol, sun-drunk and waiting for the breeze, a woman asks me what I am reading. I try to get away with turning the cover towards her, but she squints, so I have to say out loud, “Gravity’s Rainbow.” She asks do I like it and I say yes, I like it.
July 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sitting under a floral patterned parasol, sun-drunk and waiting for the breeze, a woman asks me what I am reading. I try to get away with turning the cover towards her, but she squints, so I have to say out loud, “Gravity’s Rainbow.” She asks do I like it and I say yes, I like it.
Staring at my reflection in a palace lake, I caught myself wearing an expression I’d stolen from you as a child.
July 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Staring at my reflection in a palace lake, I caught myself wearing an expression I’d stolen from you as a child.
🎶 Gone, just like I said // the good old days are dead // better get it through your head // as you harken to // the clang of The Yankee Reaper 🎶
July 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
🎶 Gone, just like I said // the good old days are dead // better get it through your head // as you harken to // the clang of The Yankee Reaper 🎶