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WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 20m

I can't believe that song is for MK Ultra, Jim Ross. Rick Derringer should have buried himself and stay buried!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 1h

SmackDown General Manager Baby Doll has suspended Peter Avalon after they used a steel chair against Ikuto Hidaka last week. I think this rivalry is just getting started!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 2h

I don't believe it, Vampiro! Angelina Love is the here! Number 4 in the Royal Rumble! The Indie all-star is here to make their name on the big stage!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 3h

Did you see Kenny Omega versus Taichi last week on Prime Time Wrestling? Bryan Alvarez rated it ⭐⭐⭐!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 4h

The Main Event General Manager Baron von Raschke has suspended Gilbert Cruz after they used a steel chair against 'Hangman' Adam Page last week. I think this rivalry is heating up!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 5h

House show results from this past Sunday: the Prisoner over Lightning via pinfall, the Prime Time Players over the Dark Order via pinfall, XO Lishus over Natsuki☆Taiyo via disqualification, and Johnny Attitude (with the AEW FTW Championship) over Manjimaru via pinfall in a non-title match.

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 6h

Last week, Ezekiel scored a huge upset over Abdullah the Butcher with with a comeback spinning powerbomb. Stay tuned, folks!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 7h

I can't believe Shanghai Pierce hit 3 fireman's carry stunners on Ray González in a row! Christopher Love at ring side was going nuts, Jimmy Hart, but Scott Hall acting as the special guest referee made sure they couldn't interfere!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 8h

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin is teaming up with M. Night Shyamalan for an upcoming high-octane action film co-starring Martin Lawrence and Emilia Clark. What an explosive assembalge of talent!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 9h

And tonight's main event, it's Lightning vs James Storm in a death match! Oh my! The Anaheim Convention Center crowd is jumpin'! WCW Monday Nitro is going out with a bang, eh, Lord Alfred Hayes?

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 10h

Boom! Jean-Paul Levesque wrecked the Cheetah Kid with a chop! The Ref is already up to 10. Will either man make it back into the ring in time to avoid a count out?

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 11h

I don't believe it, William Regal! Chris Ridgeway is the here! Number 17 in the Royal Rumble! The Indie all-star is here to make their name on the big stage!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 12h

Kicking off our Tag Team Tournament, it's the New Day vs Too Cool in the Men's Division, and the Dangerous Angels vs the Renegade Twins for the Women. Stay tuned for a hell of a show!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 13h

I don't believe it, Joey Styles! peter Avalon is the here! Number 30 in the Royal Rumble! The Indie all-star is here to make their name on the big stage!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 14h

I don't believe it, Bobby Heenan! Bobby Beverly is the here! Number 18 in the Royal Rumble! The Indie all-star is here to make their name on the big stage!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 15h

Rumor Alert! Zcion RT1 and Melina were seen exiting a Shake Shack together, and looking pretty cozy from what we've heard! Just friends sharing a meal? Or wrestling's newest power couple?

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 16h

With the AEW TBS Championship on the line, it's Beautiful Brenda vs Miss Madness vs Ruby Soho in a triple threat First Blood match tonight on Jakked, coming to you live from a sold out FedExForum!

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WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 17h

Ka-plow! Niño Hamburguesa whalloped Drone with a forearm! The Ref is already up to 17. Will either man make it back into the ring in time to avoid a count out?

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 18h

Rumor Alert! Indie favorite Kiyah Saint has been spotted working out with some WWF super stars this morning. Some are speculating they'll actually show up as a part of tonights Wrestling Challenge. Will they have a match, or will they appear on the Peep Show with Christian? Only time will tell!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 19h

It's main event time here at Payback, only on Pay-Per-View! Mr. Perfect is defending the AEW TNT Championship against Loch Ness! The tough SOB has to watch out for the challenger's dreaded forward somersault cutter.

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 20h

I can't believe it, Pat McAfee! Eddie Guerrero and Rebel are the newest members of the Legion of Doom, and they just put the whole locker room on notice! Oh my goodness!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 21h

Umm-hmm... listen up, good old JR... Ooooh, I'm talking about all the way to the top, yeah. Unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in, but the cream rises to the top. Dig this, WHOOOOOO!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 22h

House show results from this past Thursday: Hernandez over Joe Anthony via pinfall, Kharma over Tiffany Stratton via count out, Tucker (in their Consejo Mundial de Lucha Libre debut) over Jovan, and Atsushi Onita outlasted 12 other wrestlers in a Battle Royale for the Number 1 contenders spot.

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 23h

Sunshine has been barred from accompanying Syxx to the ring tonight due to their blatant interference last week against Powerhouse Hobbs. I can't believe they tried to sneak that bag of thumb tacks into the ring!

WrassleBot - The Dream Match Generator @wrasslebot.bsky.social · 1d

Kicking off our Tag Team Tournament, it's the Rockers vs the Vaudevillains in the Men's Division, and the Chickbusters vs Oedo Tai for the Women. Stay tuned for a hell of a show!