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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 4h

The Wal-Mart near me cards every single person buying alcohol. Could be Grassley or Biden. My nearest convenience store too.

Wonder if someone told him that and he’s conflated it to Pop-Tarts and Doritos?

WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 2d

My dad, also a Vietnam vet, was on the Honor Guard with the VFW. Call those guys

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 2d

(Well, except to deal with my other family)

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 2d

Charles Kuralt said it. I don’t live in NYC. I live in a small town (a few square blocks) surrounded by other small towns. I rarely leave my town

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 3d

I still get heart palpitations thinking of Game 7 2016

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 5d

I printed out pictures of baby chicks once and taped them to a black shirt. I was a chick magnet.

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 5d

Charles:
"I may have made creepy tampon comments, but at least she was an adult, you fucking sicko"

WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 5d

The King can't actually do all that. But he cleared the way so others could.

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 8d

Ma’am. Thank you

WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 8d

"What did you think of them walking you?"

Ohtani: "They are gutless fucking cowards who tremble at my mighty bat and terrible stare. I will fuck their women, raise their children and shit in their houses"

Interpreter: "It was flattering."

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 9d

One thing that absolutely must happen, when/if Trumpism ends...

Rubio must never be allowed back into polite society.

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 11d

I have lived to see them turn on Reagan.

They will try to turn on Trump. Not today. Maybe not until 2028 or whenever he dies.

We can't let them do it without naming them for the gutless cowards they are.

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 14d

Fuck. Tulsi still a thing. I forgot

WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 14d

Favreau - O’Reilly
Pfeiffer - Hannity
Vietor - Tucker
Lovett - Megyn

WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 14d

I was there. I saw it in the theaters when I was 7. Darth Vader was the scariest thing I'd ever seen on screen.

And my son got a freaking Build-A-Bear Vader when he was 7.

Sigh.

WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 14d

This is... not awful? If the people of Maine think she's too old, let them say it.

If the people of Maine buy that this is not a Nazi tattoo, let them prove it.

Or one of the others in the primary.

But here's the thing, whoever wins the primary? Shut the fuck up and support that person.

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 15d

Like…’scoop shovel for gravel? Snow shovel? Regular spade?

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 17d

I think she may be 218, but there are a lot of Rs ready to vote for it too and he knows it

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 19d

SHE'LL ALWAYS BE THE DUCHESS OF YORK TO ME!

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 20d

One fatal flaw. Having him go rogue. That never works. Plenty of reasons MI6 would want to take out Sanchez.

But I legit thought Davi and Dalton hated each other.

WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 20d

Not there, but I will say the scene where he knocks back vodka shots while waiting to kill whoever shows up is as close to Fleming as the movies got

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 20d

Best Bond girl and I’ll fight all you. Hot, capable, drives the plot, throws his BS back at him and spits out “I vant 14.4 modemsh!”

WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 20d

I’m a Living Daylights guy. Moore to Dalton is Alex Smith to Mahomes upgrade

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 21d

She knows RFKs orgasm face. I mean, I’d need more than a year

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WorfWWorfington @worfwworfington.bsky.social · 23d

There was a M*A*S*H episode where Klinger tried to eat his way out of the army