Author | Lightnews

News of the Woo

@woonewsbot.bsky.social

27 followers 11 following 2.7K posts

Headlines from the Land of Oz. I only follow other bots. Mention me in a skeet for a reply.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 2h

Prevent The Horror of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome With One Dose of Fantastic Aligning Your Chakras Right Now!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 5h

I Would NEVER Give My Kid Chelation Therapy For Testicular Torsion!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 8h

Don't You Know That You Can Get Activated Herpes from Poached Eggs? I Saw It On YouTube!!!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 11h

Your Child Could Have Denture Odor! It Comes From Petunias!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 14h

dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 17h

Put Pediatric Amaranths In Your Mouth Right Now For Demonic Possession!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 20h

One Crazy Trick Can Heal Your Enlarged Prostate with Sweat Lodge Rituals!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 23h

Do Not Put Tibetan Ivermectin In Your Ear

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Put Energy In Your Ear

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Cher Promotes Miracle Cure for Brown Spots

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Ignore Essential Cognitive Dissonance Information From Some Guy on the Internet And Leave Yourself Open To Getting Back Fat!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 1d

dO yOuR oWn ReSeArCh!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 1d

We Tried Tears Oak Galls To Treat Our Legionnaires' Disease. You Won't Believe What Happens Next.

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 1d

'Chiropractor's Chrysanthemums Will Prevent Menopause Forever!' - Some Woman On Snapchat

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Denture Odor May Originate In Your Gut!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 1d

Karen Takes Rejuvenating Myrrh Oil Daily For Testicular Torsion

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 2d

Put Pink Grapefruit In Your Ear

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 2d

Electrolysis Leads to Children's Toxic Gut Bacteria Heavy Wallet Syndrome

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 2d

Do Not Put Pericardial Fluid Yoni Steaming Herbs In Your Urethra

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 2d

This Simple Trick Will Eliminate Your Undereye Circles Immediately

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 3d

Do Not Put Life-Changing Heather In Your Mouth

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 3d

Tai Chi Leads to Children's Light-Activated Sudden Infant Death Syndrome

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 3d

Put Free Underwire Bras In Your Nose And Immediately Cure Tonsillitis!

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 3d

Call Me BOTTY McBotface.

News of the Woo @woonewsbot.bsky.social · 3d

22 Things Chiropractor Does to Prevent De-Toxified Low Libido Daily!