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Turtles are cool. checkout a smut book I published - https://www.amazon.com/Sex-Love-Fear-Mascot-Erotica-ebook/dp/B0BV7FHPHN/ref=sr_1_8?crid=12E19H3E12634&keywords=sex%2C+love+and+fear&qid=169

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 10h

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🎃👻NeFaierius👻🎃 @faierius.bsky.social · 11h

a photo of a baby possum with the text "at the next inconvenience I will start biting people"

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 12h

Saw a guy dressed as the Edmund Fitzgerald. I should have taken a picture, but rest assured, it was a good costume.

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 17h

That time I got to film a one legged pigeon named Uni get a custom cart so they could sit comfortably and do pigeon things.
#pigeon #mobility

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 1d

I am too.

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 2d

I am loving this season of Titans @bbdragula.bsky.social The @bouletbrothers.bsky.social are diabolical and I am here for it.

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 2d

I'm bedazzling a gourd and watching The Princess Bride. Why did it take me to literally this moment to realize that Vizzini was right, right off the bat about the wine!?

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 3d

I feel the same way! They are their own little microcosm of weird time and I love it.

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 4d

I like taking photos of moldy produce.
#mold #pepper

White mold growing on a wrinkled, orange pepper.

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Star Wars Holocron @swholocron.bsky.social · 4d

Happy birthday to the incredible Carrie Fisher. Today would have been her 69th birthday. May the Force be with you, always 💜

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 5d

I quite like this paragraph, mostly the ending line. I'm trying to be more positive when it comes to my writing. Like, yeah, I like what I wrote, that's cool. Maybe edit it later, but for now, it's cool.
#writing

Part of her had wished that when that tornado had lifted them up, that brief weightlessness, the freeing feeling of literally not being weighed down by anything - gravity, thoughts, future - she had hoped not of getting to Oz, but of the nothingness beyond. She had quickly put those thoughts aside, however, because of her cousin. She didn’t deserve what Dorothy wanted for herself.

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The Athletic @theathletic.com · 5d

The 2025 World Series stage is SET.

Toronto Blue Jays vs. Los Angeles Dodgers.

Who you got?

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 5d

I would some how use it to give every MN men's sports team a win. Just one, as a treat. Then it's back to business as usual.

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 5d

Back to making some progress on my book. I'm finally getting back to writing about Annie (Dorothy's cousin in my story) and I'm really excited for her and what she does and how she grows.
#slowbutsteady #writing #book #wizardofoz

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 5d

Saw this potato at work today. Thought it looked like Admiral Ackbar. I should look tomorrow and see if anyone bought it.
#starwars #potato

Close-up of a red potato that vaguely resembles Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars.

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 5d

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 5d

An erotic story about Scrub Daddy called, 'Scrub me, Daddy'. Yes, there is a short film already named that, but it is a very different concept than what's in my mind. I recommend people check it out. It's fun.

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 6d

I don't know who I loathe more, Trump or Johnson.

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 7d

I never read Goosebumps either and felt like the only one who didn't. Loved reading these as a kid though.

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 7d

It me.

Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH @christenrexing.bsky.social · 7d

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 7d

The moon looked cool this morning.

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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 9d

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei

If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 10d

I got my period today and honestly, I really wasn't prepared in any way to deal with that shit even though I knew it was coming. I'm just like -

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Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 10d

My sophomore bio teacher and the speech I had to give in front of my whole grade. I hope she stubs her toe everyday until she dies. Also the only paper I got a D on. F her.

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 11d

I'm only five minutes in and I would die for Ringo. #blueeyesamurai

Wookiee noise @wookiee.bsky.social · 11d

Oh! That ending has got me so excited! #dragula

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