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Woody 🌈🐻

@woodworkk.bsky.social

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Late-30s queer poly guy (he/him) making the best of things. Likes and replies are 🔞spicy, follows beware! ♍ - ↕️ 6'8" - 🌎 PNW - 👨‍🎓 Teacher - 🪵 Woodworker

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Art by Emily K @museum.of.emilyk.art · 8d

Here is a corrected version of it. It should have any and all typos taken care of - but feel free to point out any! I want this to be squared away before I make any prints! Thanks, #JewSky for your enthusiasm!

A spelling-corrected version of my previous illustration: Hebrew calligraphy in dark green stretches in lines across the image. Negative space makes room for a simple representation of an inflatable frog costume with a blue bandana. That shape consists of the English translation of the Hebrew, in a lighter green, and in much smaller text.
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Famously, the Egyptian tyrant causes Egypt to be overrun with frogs because he refuses to free the Hebrew people, but there are additional details that make this a fun one to ponder. For one, the Hebrew says "the frog came up" - ONE frog - even though the rest of the time it says "frogs." So there are a few explanations rabbis have come up with to explain this. One is that a single frog multiplied to create swarms. A more creative explanation is that there was a singular giant frog who traveled and brought destruction. Jewish social media was sharing videos of the Portland Frog protester with the caption, "One Big Frog! One Big Frog!" Of course the frog protesters did multiply, and many were seen in crowds all over the world on "No Kings" Day. This calligraphic work takes the verses addressing the frog plague and combines them to form a simple rendering of the Portland Frog protester. The frog figure itself is made up of the English translations of the Hebrew around it. At the bottom left my signature is in the shape of a lily pad.

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · 9d

Could be worse!

...I mean, I can't think of exactly how just off the top of my head, but surely there's some way 😇

Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · 13d

I knew I forgot something, lemme make it 10 😏

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · 17d

Aye cap'n 🦜

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Pup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · 19d

For my fellow fitness fags: please give this article a read, there's some pretty popular protein powders on this list that are in the "not safe for daily use" category and some of them aren't safe for consumption at all.

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 19d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · 21d

Big hugs pup 🫂

Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Oct 3

Holy moly 🥵 do you remember where you got those? Might need a pair or two for my own nefarious purposes 👀

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Queer Satanic @queersatanic.bsky.social · Oct 2

Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play

go fuckin Huskies

Nazi UW students fuck off

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Twashtail🔞🐁🗑️ @trashtail.bsky.social · Aug 28

THIS is what happens when you tease a possum with naughty messages when he's trying to WORK for a living >:C

(Quality Possum Time # 27. This was at the Anthrocon Art show last month!)

A mirror selfie of an anthropomorphic opossum in overalls with his remarkably turgid erection poking out of the zipper. The phone obscures his facial expression, but his brow is furrowed in determination. There is a urinal behind him, suggesting this naughty possum might be somewhere in public, like a workplace restroom.

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Sep 27

I feel that, definitely been kinda Missourable myself lately 😔😉

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · Sep 26

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is

- more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week)

- more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages)

- more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · Sep 25

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.

The current climate is especially accelerating this.

Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Sep 23

I just got mine for 20 years 💀⚰️

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Scaver’s Nsfw🔞✨ @scaversbox.bsky.social · Sep 19

“Good boy~ Keep cleaning Daddy’s cock.”

He’s being such a good boy for his daddy~

#furryart #furry #furrynsfw #nsfw #daddykink

Anthro golden retriever licking his daddy’s uncut cock as he is getting praised. The text in the image says “Good boy~ Keep cleaning Daddy’s cock.”

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Sep 4

Sububu 🤔

Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Sep 2

This looks like it was so much fun!

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Sep 2

You've done a ton of great work this past year! If they have any sense you're just gonna have to suffer through a lot of compliments and praise and ideally a raise and that's about all 😉

Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Sep 1

Always worth a try! 😉

Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Aug 23

That face looks exhausted, need a nice fuzzy chest to rest it on? 😇

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Aug 20

I think you're on to something here kiddo 😉

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Dangpa @dangpa.art · Sep 12

FINALLY, Tasty dragons! 👅🐲📺

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Aug 15

No, not the vet! Park! Wanna go park? Get in the car and go park?! 😁

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Woody 🌈🐻 @woodworkk.bsky.social · Aug 15

Safe travels pup! Don't worry, they're almost definitely not taking you to the vet, you'll figure that out after a little while! 😉

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Pup Harke 🔞 @slut.dog · Aug 15

Hey since all of my followers are some combination of queer, neurodivergent, and terminally online

THERE'S A SECRET 11TH EPISODE OF GAME CHANGER BUT WE CAN ONLY GET IT IF EVERYBODY DOES THIS DROPOUT IS DOING AN ARG 😱

Grafdelver @grafdelver.bsky.social · Aug 15

Hijacking this post to let everyone know they can help to unlock the secret 11th episode of Game Changer!

1. Goto www.ep11.love
3. Click the target
3. Use the password: SAMALAMADINGDONG

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