monkey d. muscles
wonderfulzero.bsky.social
monkey d. muscles
@wonderfulzero.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽🇺🇸
📍SoCal
NSFW🔞 / if you know me irl… look over there!

33 y/o. Big gamer (PS5 & Switch), avid One Piece enthusiast, gym rat, and connoisseur of the homosexual lifestyle.

PoGo: 202008621880
Pinned
wood afternoon, im hungover.
I think I’m good on Pride fests until next summer tbh. 3 Pride events in one year is crazy for me cuz I just settle for one a year. 😅

Also starting to appreciate my hometown more and more as the years go by. Still loathe the desert heat tho.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
to the hot man from LA that I made out with at the PS Pride pool party last night… thank you.
lois griffin from family guy is standing on a grassy hill near the ocean .
ALT: lois griffin from family guy is standing on a grassy hill near the ocean .
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November 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
bout to be a whole year since I caught up with Hunter x Hunter and there’s no new chapter still. I hate it here.
November 9, 2025 at 6:23 AM
done with my workouts for the week. hope y’all have a fun weekend! getting to see most of my besties all in one place this weekend. 🥰
November 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The shiny charm grind is finally over!

This is my Shiny box before I start hunting new ones post-charm. 😊

Also posted is my adventure team up top and then their ball colors. ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Totally don’t feel so bad buying Pokémon Emerald CIB in 2020 for $130 on ebay since now it has skyrocketed to $600+. 😬😅
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Don’t even remember going to the bar last night. Woke up with a splitting headache. Cried myself to sleep from it.

I’m sticking to just a buzzball and vodka next time. 😪
I’m over 30 and trying these dumb challenges.

(I’m going to a straight party where I know no one… I need the liquid courage…)
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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The weight of this chest.
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Not feeling well, but being big boy and taking care of myself. 🤧
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Malta, me and my veins are in you. 🇲🇹
November 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Almost missed it!
Any of you pigs have someplace I can put this thing???
#FCF
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 AM
reusing the same costume cuz I’m too cheap to keep buying new Halloween costumes (and I’m not Heidi Klum).
November 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I’m over 30 and trying these dumb challenges.

(I’m going to a straight party where I know no one… I need the liquid courage…)
November 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Cooked this meal for you naked
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
a very pikmin halloween for y’all. happy friday!
October 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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You coming to bed? Your pillows are fluffed and ready.😉
October 31, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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another week, another picture of my fat cock
#fcf #fatcockfriday
October 31, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Who’d like to taste some sweet balls as a little #fcf treat?
October 31, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Getting ready for #fcf 😛
October 31, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Oooky Spooky weekend is here 👻💦
October 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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A special Halloween treat 👻 #fcf
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 AM
So did they just forget about the remaining powerhouse Tera raids in Scarlet & Violet? How else am I gonna catch those mons with a guaranteed capture in their color coded balls? 🤨

One last hurrah for scarlet & violet should be giving out the opposite version dlc’s paradox legends in raids.
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I love the existence of Poot Lovato. Just the thought of Poot cracks me up every time. 😭😂
Demi Lovato dresses up as Poot for Halloween.
October 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM