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Nellie O'Malley (they/them)

Nellie O'Malley (they/them)

@woahnellieomalley.bsky.social

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The world's okayest doll meme account, now on Bluesky IG: @woahnellieomalley This account is not for children

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Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 22

Claudie Appreciation Day 2024 memes #americangirl #dollsky #dollmemes

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 22

#americangirl #dollmemes #dollsky

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 22

#americangirl #dollsky #dollmemes

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 22

#dollsky #americangirl #dollmemes

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 22

#americangirl #dollmemes #dollsky

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 22

#dollsky #dollmemes

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 9

Oops! Thanks for the heads up.

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 8

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White doll with blue eyes, bright pink lipstick, and long, straight blonde hair stands next to a white vanity and a white stool with a pink cushion. The doll is wearing a bright pink sweatsuit that says "LOVE" across the zip up hoodie and down the right leg of the sweatpants, a white t-shirt, and white sneakers. The image text says, "I am the problem"

A White doll with brown eyes and shoulder length light brown hair sits on a white stool in front of a white vanity decorated with pink flowers. She is holding a pink headband. The doll is wearing white and pink leopard print pajamas with white trim and light pink fuzzy slippers. The image text says, "Am I the problem?"

A tan doll with hazel eyes and long curly brown hair with blue and green highlights stands in front of a blue and pink cloud background. She is wearing a blue camouflage jacket, a white tank top that says "American Girl" in black writing with a green collar, blue camouflage joggers, and black slip on shoes with red flower embroidery and white soles. The image text says, "My body isn't a temple, it's a weapon"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 8

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White doll with blue eyes and long blonde hair styled in a ponytail with face framing curly tendrils stands in front of a plain white background. She is wearing a matching three-quarter bell sleeved, v-neck shirt and mini skirt with rainbow polka dots on a black background and light pink leather sandals. The image text says, "I am the moment"

A tan doll with bright pink lipstick, caramel colored curly hair, brown eyes, and a slightly shocked facial expression stands in front of a plain white background. She is wearing a white, short sleeved t-shirt that says "Happy Birthday" in gold cursive writing with small gold hearts surrounding the shirt's text and a tutu with a purple elastic waistband and neon pink, orange, yellow, and neon green tulle. The image text says, "I saw too much at the pride parade"

A White doll with blue eyes and long, curly red hair with side bangs is standing in front of a plain white background. She is posed to look as if she is waving hello with her left arm and stepping with her left foot. The doll is wearing pink sunglasses on her head, a turquoise short sleeved button down shirt with an abstract pink, yellow, and black pattern, a purple tie, a black fanny pack, acid wash jeans, a watch with a lavender wristband, and white high top sneakers with bright pink shoelaces and bright pink soles. The image text says, "We need an American Girl who is already behind on reading even though it's the first week of summer classes"

Close up photo of a light skinned doll with brown eyes and long, straight brown hair against a plain white background. The doll is wearing a lilac dress with raglan sleeves and a boatneck. The collar has dots on it. Just below the collar on the right side is blue star embroidery with three small stars. The image text says, "God's silliest goose"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 8

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White doll with blue eyes, freckles, and brown hair in a side ponytail on the left side of her head tied with a yellow and pink hair tie stands in front of a plain white background. She is wearing a short sleeved, aqua blue peplum t-shirt with a center aqua blue panel with white, dark blue, pink, and yellow polka dots, white capri leggings with bright pink side stripes, aqua blue jelly sandals, and a pink and green beaded bracelet on her left wrist. The image text says, "This American Girl keeps taking "Am I gay?" quizzes until she's happy with the results"

A light skinned doll with long, wavy blue hair with purple highlights stands in front of a sparkly rainbow background. She is wearing a pink headband with a pink bow attached on the left side, pink heart sunglasses, a black short sleeved t-shirt with white, pink, and blue graffiti style graphics such as hearts, lightning bolts, and words like "WHAT" all over, a rainbow tutu with pink, purple, green, orange, yellow, and blue tulle and a black elastic waistband with "AMERICAN GIRL" written on it all over in white writing, sparkly bright teal Converse-style high top sneakers with bright pink shoelaces and white soles. The image text says, "Corporations when it's June"

A White doll with brown eyes, freckles, and long, curly blonde hair styled with a pink headband with three sparkly silver stars attached on the left side stands in front of a plain white background. She is wearing a white lacy three-quarter sleeved top, a light pink tulle mini skirt, and sparkly silver cowboy boots with light brown accents. She is holding a teal blue acoustic guitar with white flowers and a purple and blue guitar strap. The image text says, "Tenney Grant is writing a song about how rainbows were stolen by the gays"

A White doll with hazel eyes and long, wavy red hair with side bangs that has been styled into a high ponytail tied with a red ribbon stands in front of a black outdoor grill near a garden with a swimming pool. The doll is wearing a sleeveless white dress with a red and blue bow print all over, a dark blue sash, and a white Peter Pan collar, a dark blue short sleeved cardigan with blue and white trim on the button placket, white crew socks, and red Mary Jane style shoes with red bows with white polka dots on the toes. The image text says, "They don't call me the grill master for nothing"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 8

My friends and I came dead last in that talent show if you were wondering #americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

Three dolls stand in a school gym with white and yellow walls, a basketball hoop, a stage behind the basketball hoop, and a rock wall. The dolls are standing in a triangle formation. The doll on the left has light skin, hazel eyes and blonde hair styled in a ponytail. She is wearing a purple ballet practice outfit with a sparkly skirt, white tights, gray leg warmers, and pink ballet slippers. The doll in the center has light skin, blue eyes, freckles, and wavy brown hair. She is wearing a long sleeved t-shirt with purple sleeves and a big flower graphic on the shirt body. The flower is blue and takes up most of the shirt's space, with some of the gray background visible. The flower also has purple, pink, and white line work inside it. The doll is also wearing a blue pleated skirt and blue boots that are knee height. The doll on the right has light skin, green eyes, and curly red hair. She is wearing a white sleeveless sundress with bees printed on and brown sandals. The image text says, "This American Girl made her friends dance to Caramelldansen with her at the third grade talent show"

A White doll with blonde hair and blue eyes stands in front of a swimming pool. She is wearing black and white chevron sunglasses on her head, a blue one piece swimsuit with pink flowers, green palm leaves, and red and blue parrots printed all over, and white flip flops. The image text says, "When I said I wanted a hot girl summer, I didn't mean I wanted to be sweaty all the time"

A White doll with brown hair with bangs stands in front of a swimming pool. Her hair is styled in two braids. She is wearing sunglasses with black lenses and coral frames, a seashell choker, a coral sleeveless swim dress with a white tropical print, and espadrille sandals with coral and white straps. She is holding a green towel with a tropical print. The image text says, "I don't want to play mermaids, I want to play bomb shelter"

A White doll with long brown hair with bangs styled in a high bun stands in front of a swimming pool. She is wearing a bathing suit with a black and white zebra print triangle cut bikini top with light pink trim and a ruffled swim skirt. The top ruffle of the swim skirt is black and white zebra print and the bottom ruffle is light pink. She is holding a light pink towel that is draped over her right arm. The image text says, "I am the best dressed at the pool party"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 8

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

Two White dolls pose in front of a blue background that is meant to look like a highway billboard. The doll on the left is a boy doll with blue eyes and brown hair, his head is photoshopped onto the body of Vanilla Ice, who is wearing a blue baseball cap with a white graphic, a blue sweatsuit, and white sneakers. He is posed as if he is falling in mid air. The doll on the right is a girl doll with brown eyes, blonde hair, and freckles. Her head is photoshopped onto the body of a lawyer with short blonde hair, white skin, a black wrist watch on her left arm, and a bright red suit. The lawyer's arms are crossed with the left arm on top. The image text says, "This American Girl is fighting a battle of the billboards in Connecticut"

A tan doll with brown eyes and long, curly dark brown hair is standing in a nursery with gray walls, a white dresser with a potted plant, a picture frame with artwork depicting white and orange gourds, and a pale orange noise machine on the top of the dresser, a white crib with a tan throw blanket draped over it, some tan wall decor, a tan shelf with stuffed animals, a gray armchair with a white fuzzy blanket draped over the one visible arm, an orange teddy bear sitting in the chair, two orange, pumpkin shaped footrests, and an orange and white carpet. The doll is wearing pink gladiator sandals and a white, blue, purple, pink, and yellow tie dye t-shirt dress with short sleeves. The doll is holding a tan baby with brown eyes and brown hair. The baby is wearing a pink headband with a bow on the right side and a white sleeper with pink flowers printed all over and pink trim on the button placket. The image text says, "Happy Mother's Day to the American Girl dolls who are now responsible for a 7 inch Itty Bitty Baby"

A White doll with blonde hair and blue eyes stands in front of a colorful playground. The doll has black whiskers drawn on her face. She is wearing a black cat costume made up of a hoodie with cat ears, black leggings, and a black cat tail. There is furry leopard print trim in the inner parts of the cat ears, the sleeve cuffs of the hoodie, the hem of the hoodie, and the hems of the leggings. She is also wearing plain black shoes. The image text says, "My Warrior cat clan is stronger than yours"

A Black doll with brown eyes and curly, shoulder length brown hair is standing in front of a pink birthday party venue with pink and gold balloons, a white cake, a white table, and pink plates of food. The doll is wearing a white dress with an all over star print made up of pink, purple, gray, green, and blue stars, a pink letterman style jacket with blue stars printed on the right side of her chest, and sparkly pink slip on shoes with white soles. The image text says, "We need an American Girl who is stressed because so many of her friends have May birthdays"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 7

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A Polynesian doll with tan skin, hazel eyes, and long curly brown hair just above her knees stands in front of a shaved ice stand on a beach in Hawaii. The shaved ice stand is pink with a bright green sign on the front of the stand that says "Flavors of the day" in white text, with the different flavors underneath in different colored writing. There is a poster on the side of the stand. There is a thatched straw roof with three pink flowers held up with two pink poles. The pink pole on the left has a green sign that says "Pick up here" in white writing and the pole on the right has a green sign that says "Order here" in white writing. Underneath the "pick up here" sign are two cups of shaved ice. Underneath the "order here" sign is various post cards. On the counter of the stand are shaved ices in cups, shaved ice ingredients, and a pineapple. The doll standing in front of the stand has sunglasses with pink frames on top of her head. She is wearing a white short sleeved t-shirt that says "Aloha" written in blue, purple, pink, and light blue letters on center front and "Hawaii" under and to the right; the "O" of "Aloha" has been replaced with a pink hibiscus, blue denim capri pants with a purple and blue floral ribbon belt, and pink flip flops. The image text says, "My little treats keep me going"

A White doll with blue eyes and shoulder length brown hair styled with light blue barrettes on either side near her face stands in front of a white background. She is wearing a light blue, sleeveless sundress with light pink and light green polka dots, plain light blue trim on the straps and the hem of the dress, and a pink flower appliqué on the right side of the dress where the skirt and the bodice connect, and light blue flats with light pink ribbons. The image text says, "Can't talk, I'm having an existential crisis"

A light skinned doll with straight brown hair and brown eyes stands in front of a plain white background. She is wearing black ballet flats with bows and a sleeveless red dress with a thin black ribbon sash and a ruffle collar that has gold trim. The image text says, "We need an American Girl who is confused what "business casual" really means"

A tan doll with purple eyes, green eye makeup, mauve lipstick, and teal green hair with blue and purple highlights stands in front of a plain white background. She is wearing a sleeveless ball gown with teal and purple straps, a purple bodice with blue, gold, purple, and green rhinestones, a gold sash, a teal, blue, and purple ruffled tulle skirt with peacock feather embroidery near the sash in gold. blue, and green thread, shiny purple gloves that go up to her elbows, gold sandals with three teal teardrops, a gold scalloped wristlet with a purple peacock printed on, a gold tiara with blue, purple, and white jewels, and a purple ribbon choker necklace with a blue teardrop pendant. The image text says, "All dressed up with nowhere to go"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 7

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White doll with blue eyes and long, curly red hair with side bangs styled in a mini side pony on the right side of her head secured with a pink scrunchie and the rest of her hair down is standing in a living room with a striped yellow, green, and gray carpet, pastel rainbow walls, white lamps, and orange furniture. She is holding a black and pink Walkman in her left hand. The Walkman is attached to pink and blue headphones with a yellow cord. The doll is holding a black cassette tape above her head with a white cover in her right hand. The doll is wearing pink, black, orange, and green bangle bracelets on her left wrist, a blue off-the-shoulder crop top with a "Cool" graphic, a purple tank top, a political campaign button, an acid wash denim skirt, hot pink tights, and white ankle boots. The image text says, "Listening isn't enough, I need my favorite songs injected into me"

A light skinned doll with long, slightly disheveled blonde hair sits in front of a plain white background. Her head is facing slightly left. She is wearing a light pink satin dress with large, white, diagonal stripes with sequin trim. The image text says, "Finals got me in the trenches right now"

A White doll with blue eyes and brown hair that has been pulled back into a ponytail stands in front of a night club with purple, blue, and red lighting. There are brown pin curls framing her face. She is wearing a pink and mint colored gown, white stockings, and mint shoes with pink flower appliqués on the toes. The image text says, "Ready to serve"

A doll with tan skin, brown eyes, and long black curly hair with purple and blue highlights stands in front of a pink and blue marble background. She is wearing a dark blue and purple zebra print dress, a black puffer vest with pink lining, and dark purple boots with neon pink shoelaces. The image text says, "We need an American Girl who hysterically sobs when her favorite artist released a new album"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 7

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White doll with blue eyes, freckles, pink lipstick, and long brown hair that is slightly disheveled stands in front of a plain white background. Her bangs have been cut so short that they are about an inch long. She is wearing a blue and white gingham dress. The image text says, "Mom, Isabelle cut my bangs! Do you like them?"

A White doll with blue eyes, freckles, and red hair with bangs in a shoulder length bob style stands in front of a plain white background. Her head is facing the center and her body is facing slightly to the right. She is wearing purple satin pajamas with white trim that has purple floral vine embroidery and white slippers with purple pompoms. The image text says, "Catholicism has given me an appreciation for stained glass and so. Much. Guilt."

A biracial Black and White doll with long, blonde curly hair, gray eyes, tan skin, and freckles stands in front of a scenic river at sunrise. She is wearing a yellow tank top with pink trim and a graphic saying "Peace" in bright pink with a yellow outline and "Love" in green with a yellow outline. The "o" in "love" is a pink heart with yellow lines inside to look like a peace sign. She is also wearing a black duster cardigan with pink and green flowers, denim shorts with light wash and dark wash denim panels, and teal Converse style low top sneakers with white soles and white shoelaces. The image text says, "I want YOU to help save the environment"

Mollipede, a doll with light skin, two legs, eighteen arms, a white cloth body, and one head with brown hair styled in two braids and bangs lays against a white cloth on a tan couch in front of a red carpet. The image text says, "This is real, this is me"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 7

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White doll with long, straight blonde hair and green eyes wearing a light pink satin princess gown with flower appliqués on the sleeves and bodice, a white pearl choker, and a white elastic headband with a white flower appliqué is standing in front of a plain white background. The image text says, "Me right now"

A light skinned doll with brown eyes, coral lipstick, and long black hair with a sparkly pink and blue star headband is standing in front of a plain white background holding a white and pink electric guitar with a pink guitar strap. Next to her is clip art of different music notes and a microphone with a pink handle on a silver microphone stand. The doll is wearing a sparkly purple dress and hot pink boots. The image text says, "Sorry, I only know how to sing in random music notation"

A close-up image of a White doll with blue eyes, pink lips, and long, straight brown hair with two blonde "money piece" highlights. The doll is wearing a gray ringer tee shirt with dark purple trim on the sleeves and a dark purple collar and a navy blue slip dress. The image text says, "Anxiety? Me? Of COURSE"

Two White dolls stand next to a white desk with a pink floppy disk, a gray desktop computer, a framed photo in an orange picture frame, a blue cordless landline phone, a CD, a stack of CD cases, and a green cup. In front of the desk is a yellow desk chair with silver legs. On the floor is a pink and white yin and yang rug. The doll standing on the left side of the desk has straight blonde hair, coral pink lipstick, and green eyes. She is wearing a striped pink button down shirt, a pink cable sweater vest, a purple, white, pink, and light blue plaid skirt, white knee high socks, and pink platform Mary Jane shoes. The doll standing on the right side of the desk has blue eyes, long, straight brown hair with blonde highlights framing her face, and darker pink lipstick. She is wearing a gray ringer t-shirt with dark purple trim, a navy blue slip dress with a pink star graphic in the center, a pink, purple, blue, and white plaid flannel shirt tied around her waist, white crew socks with a purple stripe near the cuff, and navy blue leather sneakers with white shoelaces and white soles. The image text says, "Us on our way to read the most out of pocket emails known to man"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 6

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White toy dog representing a terrier stands in front of a plain white background. The toy dog has long white fur, black beady, plastic eyes, a black nose, a blue striped collar with a purple flower dog tag that has a pink circle in the center with a dark pink design inside, and a blue braided leash that is on the ground. The dog has a blue and white certificate in front of her and she has a purple tennis ball bone toy in her mouth. The image text says, "Soft and warm like mash potatos"

A doll with dark tan skin stands in front of a plain white background. The doll has long curly brown hair with tight ringlets and brown eyes. She is wearing a bright blue motorcycle jacket, a white dress with a light pink, dark pink, purple, light green, and bright blue all over flower print, and bright blue tulle trim on the hem of the dress's skirt, and sparkly white slip on shoes. The image text says, "This American Girl made bank selling eclipse goggles to her 5th grade class"

Two dolls stand in front of a beige backdrop. The doll on the left has tan skin, curly brown hair with tight ringlets, and hazel eyes. The doll on the right has long, straight brown hair with bangs, light skin, and brown eyes. Neither doll is wearing clothes, and the doll on the right is wearing pink underwear with white trim. Both dolls have disheveled hair. The image text says, "Us after the earthquake in New Jersey"

A White doll with blue eyes, freckles, and a chin-length blonde bob wearing a white knit hat with green ribbon on the brim, a mauve sweater set, a white pleated skirt with mauve, green, and orange flowers printed all over, and white canvas sandals is standing in front of a stone library building. She is holding a tan clutch with orange and pink flowers embroidered on the flap. The image text says, "Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 6

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes #saintpatricksday

A doll with tan skin, hazel eyes, and long wavy ash blonde hair stands facing slightly to the right with her head facing the center in front of a plain white background. She is wearing a knotted leopard print headband, a dark denim jean jacket with a peplum hem and ruffled collar, a plain white t-shirt, and a leopard print skirt. The image text says, "We need an American Girl who found out that Google lists Mozart's death place as 'Mozart death house'"

A White doll with brown eyes and long, wavy brown hair with bangs stands in front of a plain white background. Her hair is styled in a half ponytail with a red ribbon. She is wearing a light pink dress with white lace trim on the sleeves and hem and a white lace collar. The dress has a red sash. She is also wearing white tights and black patent leather Mary Jane shoes. The image text says, "Most likely to cry when yelled at"

A close-up shot of a White doll with green eyes and long, blonde hair with bangs in front of a plain white background. The doll is wearing a bright blue motorcycle jacket and a white dress with light pink, dark pink, light green, purple, and bright blue flowers all over. The image text says, "The coolest American Girls support local libraries"

Two dolls stand in front of individuals in green jackets, black hats, white gloves, black pants, and black shoes holding Irish flags who are participating in a Saint Patrick's Day parade in New York City. The doll on the left has light skin, blue eyes, and curly red hair that has been styled in a high ponytail. She is wearing a white long-sleeved t-shirt with a sparkly green shamrock printed in the bottom right corner of the shirt, a green infinity scarf with white shamrock print, green leggings, and white ballet flats. Above her head is text saying, "I love this holiday! Nellie, did you know that I'm 1/64th Irish? We're basically twins!" Nellie, the doll on the right, is a White doll with blue eyes, freckles, and red shoulder length hair with bangs in a bob style cut. She is wearing a green tiara style headband with pink and green embroidery, a dark green dress with lighter green paneling in the center of the dress, lighter green trim on the sleeve cuffs, and lighter green trim on the hem of the dress. The center panel of the skirt and bodice, and the sleeve cuffs all have pink and green embroidery. She is also wearing white knee socks and black Irish Step Dancing shoes. There is text above Nellie's head saying, "Uh... yeah that's really cool!"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 6

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes #saintpatricksday

A White doll with blue eyes and long, red curly hair with bangs stands in front of a plain white background. The doll is wearing a black crown style headband with green embroidery, a black sleeveless dress with green, gold, and white embroidery, a gold cape, black wristbands with white embroidery on each wrist, white knee socks, and black Irish step dancing shoes. The image text says, "Time for me to perform all weekend"

A White doll with blue eyes and long, straight blonde hair stands in front of a plain white background with her left foot pointing slightly upward. The doll is wearing a gray tweed newsboy cap, a forest green V-neck cardigan, a white t-shirt with green shamrocks, a pink harp, and a black horseshoe design with "Ireland" printed on the center in pink text, a green, black, brown, white, and yellow plaid pleated skirt with a brown leather buckle, yellow tights, and brown combat boots with black shoelaces and black soles. The image text says, "We need an American Girl who gets really mad when people say 'St. Patty's' instead of 'St Paddy's'"

A White doll with freckles, blue eyes, and shoulder length red hair with bangs and the ends of her hair flipped inwards towards her chin stands in front of a plain white background. She is wearing a green tiara style headband with green and pink embroidery, a dark green dress with lighter green trim and panels with pink and green embroidery, white knee socks, and black Irish step dancing shoes. The image text says, "Uh yeah, of COURSE I'm celebrating St. Patrick's Day"

A White doll with freckles, brown eyes, and long brown hair styled in bubble braids with yellow, blue, pink, and orange elastics is standing in front of a gray background. She is wearing a sparkly orange sweatshirt, a pink and orange leotard, sparkly orange shorts with an orange drawstring and bright pink trim, and a bright pink scrunchie on her wrist. The image text says, "Is My Little Pony a fucking joke to you?"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 6

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White doll with long, straight brown hair and brown eyes stands angled slightly to the left in front of a plain white background. She is wearing a light blue-green tank top, white short overalls with blue flowers, and white Converse style low top sneakers. The image text says, "Hey Daylight Savings Time, give me my hour back now"

A White doll with long, blonde curly hair and green eyes stands in front of a pink background with white sparkles. The doll is wearing a silver headband with a band that is meant to emulate vines and blue gems on the center of her forehead and a light blue gown with blue and silver rhinestones. The image text says, "Oh, no, I can't. I'm too beautiful"

A White doll with blue eyes and long, curly red hair with side bangs is standing in front of a plain white background. She is posed to look as if she is waving hello with her left arm and stepping with her left foot. The doll is wearing pink sunglasses on her head, a turquoise short sleeved button down shirt with an abstract pink, yellow, and black pattern, a purple tie, a black fanny pack, acid wash jeans, a watch with a lavender wristband, and white high top sneakers with bright pink shoelaces and bright pink soles. The image text says, "I got that drip"

A doll with tan skin, brown eyes, and long, straight brown hair with bangs stands in front of a plain white background. She is wearing a pink headband with a pink crown, a pink sleeveless dress with a gold, printed lattice design on the bodice, a gold sash, and a pink, tulle high-low skirt, and pink rain boots with a white lace design printed on top of the boots and sparkly gold mary janes printed on the feet of the boots. The image text says, "Most likely to throw a fit when losing at Pretty Pretty Princess"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 6

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White doll with curly red hair styled in a high ponytail and blue eyes stands in front of a plain white background with her left arm up as if she is waving and her left foot pointed slightly upward. The doll is facing slightly to the left. The doll is wearing a bright pink terrycloth headband, a gray cropped long sleeve t-shirt with pink and yellow ribbons on the sleeves near her wrists, a bright blue leotard with different shapes in pink, purple, and yellow, bright pink leggings with stirrups, and bright blue leg warmers. The image text says, "Can't talk, I'm trying to jazzercise the pain away"

A White baby doll is lying in a dark brown wooden cradle. The baby has brown hair and blue eyes. She is wearing a pink and yellow striped bonnet with a ruffle and her arms are outstretched upwards. A blanket with the same pink and yellow fabric as the bonnet is covering her body starting just below her arms. The image text says, "The babby is sleeping"

A small, gray hamster inside a plastic cage with a green base and a bright pink lid. The cage has a purple food bowl, a blue hamster wheel, and a water attachment on the right side. The image text says, "Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage"

A White doll with long red hair and green eyes stands in front of a gray background. Her hair is disheveled and she has smudged lipstick. There are dirt marks on her face. The doll is not wearing any clothes. There is a rip on the left side of her torso closest to her left arm and there is staining all over the torso's fabric. The image text says, "I wish I didn't have eyes"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 6

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

Two White dolls stand in front of a plain white background. The doll on the left has long, straight red hair and blue eyes. She is wearing a red headband with white flowers and a blue dress with red and white flowers all over, a red ribbon sash, a Peter Pan collar, and red trim. The doll on the right has long brown hair with bangs that has been styled in two braids tied with red ribbons. She is wearing a dark blue beret, silver glasses, a white blouse with a Peter Pan collar that has dark blue trim, a dark blue sweater with a red, blue, and green argyle pattern, a dark blue skirt, and a red leather purse. The image text says, "Back in our day, we didn't need Stanley tumblers to drink lead"

A White doll with blue eyes, freckles, and brown hair is standing in front of a plain white background. The doll is wearing a pink and white unicorn costume with a gold horn and embroidered eyes on the hood. She is also wearing pink ballet flats. The image text says, "You can't tell me what to do"

A light skinned doll with brown eyes and long, straight brown hair and bangs is standing in front of a cream colored background, facing slightly to the left. The doll is wearing a gray beaded necklace, a yellow blazer, and a black pleated skirt. The image text says, "Why do I have to answer so many emails?"

Two light skinned dolls are sitting on white chairs with pink trim on the seat cushions at a small, white circular table with a cream colored tea pot with pink flowers near the doll on the left and a cream and white striped tray with food. The doll on the left has long, wavy red hair styled in half pigtails and brown eyes. She is wearing a pink dress with white polka dots and blue trim, white tights, and pink shoes. The doll on the right has long, straight blonde hair left down with two small braids that are clipped behind her head and blue eyes. She is wearing a pink blouse with a peter pan collar, a purple skirt with a ruffle hem, white tights, and pink shoes. The doll on the right is holding a cream colored tea cup with pink flowers. The image text says, "Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 5

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A Black doll with brown eyes and curly brown hair in pigtails wearing white slippers with pink hearts on the toes and white satin pajamas with pink hearts printed all over, white trim, and white buttons stands against a plain white background holding a tan teddy bear with a black ribbon. The image text says, "Roses are red, Violets are blue. I love Red 40 much more than you"

A White baby doll wearing a red dress with a Peter Pan collar, white trim, red buttons, and white heart embroidery on the bodice, a matching red hat with white trim, and red patent leather Mary Jane shoes sits in front of a plain white background holding a light brown teddy bear wearing a red and white outfit. In front of the doll is a hardcover picture book titled "Bitty Bear's Valentines" with an illustration of a teddy bear wearing a red dress with white trim, red Mary Janes, and a red hat with white trim sitting across from a red mailbox, a white crayon box with red and pink hearts filled with red crayons, white envelopes with red and white hearts, and a red metal mailbox that says "Bitty Mail" in white writing. The image text says, "Me getting that bag at the Valentine's Day class party"

A White doll with blue eyes, freckles, and long straight brown hair with side bangs styled in a half ponytail with a red headband that has a red and pink bow stands in front of a pink background with dark pink heart shaped bugs. The doll is wearing red stud earrings, a white collared shirt, a red sweater that says "love" in black cursive writing, sparkly black shorts, and light pink ballet flats with red toes and red bows. The image is designed to look like a Valentine and has "To:" and "From:" in the bottom left corner. The text in the center of the image says "Omelette du fromage"

A White doll with blue eyes, freckles, and shoulder length red hair with a pink bow clip wearing a light pink dress with white lace trim and white ruffles, white tights, a silver chain with a white heart pendant, and white ballet flats with pink flower shaped bows on the toes stands in front of a plain white background with her body facing slightly to the right and her head facing the center. The image text says "Happy Valentine's Day to all of you" with a red heart emoticon at the end of the sentence

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 5

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A bald White doll with blue eyes wearing a pink, purple, blue, yellow, and white tie dye top stands in front of a plain white background. She is looking slightly to the left and has cartoonishly drawn on streams of blue tears running down both cheeks. The image text says, "I cry at every minor inconvenience"

A White doll with curly blonde hair in a ponytail with one tendril on the left side of her head, freckles, and brown eyes wearing a denim sleeveless vest, a coral t-shirt with a dark pink bird graphic that is knotted in the center, a dark brown pleated pleather skirt, and brown booties stands in front of a plain white background with her left foot pointing up as if she is walking. The image text says, "Yap city, bitch. Yap yap city, bitch"

A White doll with blue eyes and freckles wearing a black and white Frankenstein's monster's bride wig, a black choker, a white dress with a green sash, black combat boots, and a green paper bag with a Frankenstein's monster design on it stands in front of a plain white background. She is looking slightly to the right. The image text says, "We need an American Girl who's the biggest, bravest monster in the world"

A White doll with blue eyes, freckles, and long, wavy brown hair wearing a pink ruffled dress with a "LOVE" graphic, a pink bracelet, and pink sandals stands in front of a plain white background holding a pink heart shaped balloon with a red bow that says "XOXO" in red writing and a white string in her left hand. In her right hand, she is holding a Valentine's chain made of red ribbon and purple, pink, red, and yellow hearts. On the floor next to her is a white drawstring bag with red drawstrings containing red, heart shaped cookie cutters of different sizes, a white basket with a red ribbon, a light pink doily, and red, pink, and white Valentine's Day themed cookies inside, and a red and white heart shaped card that says "Cookie icing tips." The image text says, "I bring a Red 40 energy to the Valentine's Day party that the 5th grade teacher doesn't like"

Nellie O'Malley (they/them) @woahnellieomalley.bsky.social · Feb 5

#americangirl #AGsky #dollsky #dollmemes

A White doll with blue eyes, freckles, and shoulder length red hair with bangs wearing a green dress with pink and green embroidery, a green headband with pink and green embroidery, white socks, and black Irish step dancing shoes stands in front of a plain white background. The image text says, "I'm sorry but I don't get paid enough to resurrect the dead"

A tan doll with brown eyes and long, curly brown hair wearing a white t-shirt with a coral collar and pink raglan sleeves that says "waking up is ruff," a coral knotted headband, pink pajama pants with a coral drawstring tied in a ribbon and gray and white dogs printed all over, and gray and white dog slippers stands in front of a plain white background. The image text says, "Whose idea was it to make me be awake before 10 A.M.?"

An East Asian doll with light skin, brown eyes, and straight shoulder length black hair wearing a white star print dress with gray, coral, light pink, dark pink, neon yellow, light blue, bright blue, and purple stars and a dark pink letterman style jacket with lighter pink trim and a light blue star on the front right side stands facing slightly to the left against a plain white background. The image text says, "That's so Nanalan' coded"