Josh (He/Him)
@wmhsoj.bsky.social
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Husband, daddy (not that kind, perverts), and all round basic bitch 🏳️‍🌈
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My birthday present from my husband 🕸️
Happy birthday boys 🎉🥳🎁🎂
Took myself up to bed, only to find one of the cats left a fucking turd on my duvet 😩😩😩
The week ahead involves becoming another year older.. but the excitement of only working 3 days, and a trip to the tattooist overrides that.
Had a great day at the National Space Centre with my boys. Even learnt a thing or two!
Another vote for Aveeno. We’ve used that with kiddo and it’s worked wonders x
My carbon monoxide alarm has a fault and keeps beeping every minute. Battery isn’t removable/replaceable, and I can’t stop the beeping! Even submerging it in water isn’t helping 😂😩
Is it still a selfie, if the photo is of my reflection?
As if those wankers at the Dartford crossing rejected my PCN appeal because I paid a couple of days late.

Only had to pay another £2.50, but I’d proven to them that I’d already paid it!
Could whoever keeps trying to spend £27.99 on google store with my old debit card please stop. The declined notifications from my bank are getting annoying.
For the first time in adulthood, I can comfortably fit into a size 34” jeans!

Let’s celebrate with cake!
a woman in a red dress is walking down some stairs
ALT: a woman in a red dress is walking down some stairs
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Treated myself to some second lobes piercings today.
You charmer!

Still losing, but it’s slowed down. Not much more to go and then I just need to maintain it.
Hair did, beard trimmed and feeling fressshhhhhhh
😂😂😂 sorry to disappoint!
There was not lol it was a last minute effort for a friend’s birthday party
Lets see you at 21 (ish)
My son just sneezed in his sleep 😂

Is this a thing? Do people do this?