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PK shoot out 2015: Dave ruptures his diaphragm and collapses his lung and misses the game.

PK shoot out 2025: Dave gets covid and is on day six of quarantine and misses the game.

Please thank my husband for his sacrifices.

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 1d

A’s first PK shootout.

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t even know who Gage Guerra is?!

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kristen g @nomadpdx.bsky.social · 1d

Is the hole in the windshield where PPB shot it?

Jeremy Peterman𓅪 @jeremypeterman.bsky.social · 1d

For the final time in Year 50, it's a Portland Timbers home game. #RCTID

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 1d

A beautiful night for a Timbers win.

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 2d

Tonight I saw a guy wearing a bag of soil on the front and a bag of manure on the back. He was a “dirt bag full of shit.” Lolol.

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 2d

I have an extra ticket for tomorrow night’s Timbers game if anyone is looking.

wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 4d

I want to come!

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 4d

He’s currently in the basement with covid 🥴

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 4d

And then Merritt thought a diaphragm was an esophagus.

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 4d

Remember when Dave tore his diaphragm cheering at a Timbers game? Lol. The Timbers just reminded me with their “where were you?” Instagram post.

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 4d

That was a fun night.

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 5d

Yep, mine updates once or twice a year.

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 5d

It’s crazy how it works! My dad and all three of his sisters did DNA tests that I have access to on Ancestry even though all four of them are deceased and my dad is like 25% more Swedish than his siblings. And my mom is Finnish and none of her four siblings are 🤷🏻‍♀️

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 6d

Because she doesn’t get 50% of whatever your exact DNA is, but rather just a random grab of yours to comprise 50% of her. Does that make sense?

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 8d

The Goonies Lego set looks incredible. www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

The Goonies 21363 | Ideas | Buy online at the Official LEGO® Shop US

Nostalgic gift for fans of classic 1980s movie The Goonies

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 11d

Who did Valentina threaten in an alley for that score?

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wltuttle.bsky.social @wltuttle.bsky.social · 11d

Well that’s one way to start a morning.

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