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Jason H
@witzkers.bsky.social
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3/4 of the best burrito in the business
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 4h
Wow, back of the napkin math within $5
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 9h
@hollyanderson.bsky.social On the board!
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 21h
The commercials on this app are already worth the download
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 1d
Hear me out. They’d never expect another IBB here
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 1d
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 1d
Every inning it’s just, “4 bunts from a run right now”
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 1d
Too drunk to play Silksong
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 1d
Wait, are wife and kids away? Have you gone full goblin mode?
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 1d
Is that because of the possibility of a multi-run inning?
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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · Nov 10
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th
[Sun rises]
[Sun keeps getting bigger]
BUCK: yes
[World engulfed by flames]
BUCK: oh god yes
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 2d
Secret funniest part of this, Al Alburquerque has a remote control night light
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 2d
It's almost as if a team could potentially be a top 20 team nationally, but also not as good as the top 5.
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 3d
No, that’s how it really happened, it was crazy
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 3d
Intentional walk bites them immediately
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 3d
And there you go…
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 5d
Get a set of cuticle scissors. If you trim too close, you risk in-grown hairs
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 5d
What’s your hit rate?
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 5d
Problems solved!
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 6d
Taco Bell another perfect example
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 6d
You’ll never convince me managers don’t stick with guys like this on the chance they luck into success and then they can claim, “I knew he had more in him.“
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 7d
In Franklin’s defense, he hasn’t had an opportunity to coach against James Franklin
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 7d
The right guard got a good push forward!
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 7d
Never too late
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 7d
I love that they're basically trying to figure out how to be cool. "It's not going to be like your girlfriend, whatever that's like." It's going to be fun and funny and everyone's going to like it and nobody will make fun of it for not owning silverware
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Jason H @witzkers.bsky.social · 9d
I just think people misunderstood. The question was NOT “anime bot”
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