The Winlar
@winlar.bsky.social
Seattle-based comedian. The ukulele guy.
I sing dirty songs for drunk people.
Please follow me! I'm nice sometimes!
I sing dirty songs for drunk people.
Please follow me! I'm nice sometimes!
December 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Update. Won my fantasy football match by a point and a half, thanks to Jalen Hurts' .4 points!
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Update. Won my fantasy football match by a point and a half, thanks to Jalen Hurts' .4 points!
Officer help! Jalen Hurts is MURDERING my fantasy football season!
-.98 points!
-.98 points!
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Officer help! Jalen Hurts is MURDERING my fantasy football season!
-.98 points!
-.98 points!
Wordle 1,632 5/6
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FDT
They aren't "war crimes"
We aren't at war.
It's MURDER. Call it that!
youtu.be/yX_3YrsgekE
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FDT
They aren't "war crimes"
We aren't at war.
It's MURDER. Call it that!
youtu.be/yX_3YrsgekE
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Wordle 1,632 5/6
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FDT
They aren't "war crimes"
We aren't at war.
It's MURDER. Call it that!
youtu.be/yX_3YrsgekE
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FDT
They aren't "war crimes"
We aren't at war.
It's MURDER. Call it that!
youtu.be/yX_3YrsgekE
Why is HardKnocks doing a division where a team has a BYE?
Not well planned out
Not well planned out
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Why is HardKnocks doing a division where a team has a BYE?
Not well planned out
Not well planned out
The first thing I will do as President is revoke Trump's "FIFA Peace Prize" award...
Oh wait. That's total bullshit given out by a gangster oligarch?
Oh.
Take it away anyway...
Oh wait. That's total bullshit given out by a gangster oligarch?
Oh.
Take it away anyway...
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
The first thing I will do as President is revoke Trump's "FIFA Peace Prize" award...
Oh wait. That's total bullshit given out by a gangster oligarch?
Oh.
Take it away anyway...
Oh wait. That's total bullshit given out by a gangster oligarch?
Oh.
Take it away anyway...
I am so sick of God (All glory to Him) fixing all these college football games!
(Shouldn't he be blowing up fishing boats instead?)
(Shouldn't he be blowing up fishing boats instead?)
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I am so sick of God (All glory to Him) fixing all these college football games!
(Shouldn't he be blowing up fishing boats instead?)
(Shouldn't he be blowing up fishing boats instead?)
1650 Jumble score from Thursday!
They aren't War Crimes. We aren't at war.
It's murder.
FDT the murderer!
youtu.be/yX_3YrsgekE
They aren't War Crimes. We aren't at war.
It's murder.
FDT the murderer!
youtu.be/yX_3YrsgekE
youtu.be
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
1650 Jumble score from Thursday!
They aren't War Crimes. We aren't at war.
It's murder.
FDT the murderer!
youtu.be/yX_3YrsgekE
They aren't War Crimes. We aren't at war.
It's murder.
FDT the murderer!
youtu.be/yX_3YrsgekE
IT'S NOT A WAR CRIME!
WE'RE NOT AT WAR!
IT'S...
(What's the word...)
MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE NOT AT WAR!
IT'S...
(What's the word...)
MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 AM
IT'S NOT A WAR CRIME!
WE'RE NOT AT WAR!
IT'S...
(What's the word...)
MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'RE NOT AT WAR!
IT'S...
(What's the word...)
MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our trivia team name tonight:
The Unlawful Order
I think it's awesome.
Thoughts?
(BTW, we won by 5 points!)
The Unlawful Order
I think it's awesome.
Thoughts?
(BTW, we won by 5 points!)
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Our trivia team name tonight:
The Unlawful Order
I think it's awesome.
Thoughts?
(BTW, we won by 5 points!)
The Unlawful Order
I think it's awesome.
Thoughts?
(BTW, we won by 5 points!)
Remember:
All it takes for Evil to thrive in this world
Is some idiot.
It's always some idiot.
Fucking idiots...
All it takes for Evil to thrive in this world
Is some idiot.
It's always some idiot.
Fucking idiots...
December 3, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Remember:
All it takes for Evil to thrive in this world
Is some idiot.
It's always some idiot.
Fucking idiots...
All it takes for Evil to thrive in this world
Is some idiot.
It's always some idiot.
Fucking idiots...