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𝑀𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡𝘩𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 (𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑙𝑦) 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝐺𝑜𝑑, 𝑑𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑟.
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𝑃𝑎𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛 𝐺𝑜𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑒𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠, 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑟𝑠.

𝑆𝑜𝑢𝑙 𝐺𝑢𝑖𝑑𝑒.

𝑀𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐺𝑜𝑑𝑠.
If you are truly ‘jorkin it’, I have no doubt of that.
Oh, don’t worry about me. I’m not the jealous type.

Most couldn’t keep up with me even if they wanted.
"He shouldn't be the only one getting shown appreciation."
Oh? What was that for?
Oh? What was that for?
Kisses cheek.
I can see you kissing the other me.

Love Wins 😎
I can see you kissing the other me.

Love Wins 😎
Be careful, little one~!

Have fun away from there.
....we're just gonna go play over here. Mischief is scared. We don't like that.
//: this is actually fucking hilarious and I will not take criticisms
when someone says they want to deal with the gods then act surprised that they get outplayed
Don’t mind him making a house of cards in the inn.
With a few gold fastenings on the waist and shoulder, added with gold bands at the arm and neck, Hermes completed the look… even with a pair of sandals sans wings.

“You look marvelous.”
“Hmmm……. I mean…… I guess that does work.”

He says with a bit of a smile. It was nice to know that Hermes was willing to help him out.

“Alright, yeah, let’s go for it.”
+ shoulder.

“Leaves the important bits to the imagination, allows some breathing ability, and is lightweight for… activities.”
Ha! Not many could. I usually make my appearances, steal some wine, and then listen to the gossip.
I do like having a drink most nights, but I don't think I could keep up with an eternal party.
Old Dionysus, of course.

He enjoys getting “thrashed” every night.
Well, well. Aren’t you two a lucky pair? Second chances don’t come often and they don’t come cheap.
Bah, the fates and their games. They are simply sour because I still am not interested in playing.
That elicits a giggle. “Most people do… and yet here I stand, still needed.”
Old Dionysus, of course.

He enjoys getting “thrashed” every night.
Which one?
You would get along with my brother.
You would get along with my brother.
He wants to get fucking trashed tonight

Why? Dunno. That kinda day.
+ shoulder.

“Leaves the important bits to the imagination, allows some breathing ability, and is lightweight for… activities.”
“Why, of course. I don’t waste time, my boy.” He hums to himself as he sorts through cloths.

With a grin, he pulled a sleek, almost sheer fabric, dyed light blue.

Taking it, Hermes circled Telemachus and wrapped it around the man, making a high-cut himation, one strap going up and over his left +
He’d blink a few times looking around.

“….You really are the fastest in the pantheon—“

He says as he shook his head a bit to refocus.

“Uhhh….. I mean it is the beach, so maybe…… maybe something beach appropriate?”
In the blink of an eye, the pair were in a marble and gold trimmed room, sun shining through the windows.

With a wave of his hand, Telemachus’ outfit would disappear, leaving the man only in his undergarments. Hermes seems not to notice or care.

“Now, how revealing are you wanting your outfit?”
In the blink of an eye, the pair were in a marble and gold trimmed room, sun shining through the windows.

With a wave of his hand, Telemachus’ outfit would disappear, leaving the man only in his undergarments. Hermes seems not to notice or care.

“Now, how revealing are you wanting your outfit?”
Wh- huh???

O-Okay then-
Hm, no. That won’t do.

Take my hand, I will take you to my wardrobe!
This one has a good point.
Trust me. If you reduce your body's ability to move blood away from your brain, you'll maintain a clear head a lot easier during the date.
Okay….

Alright, fair….

HUH???????
Hm, no. That won’t do.

Take my hand, I will take you to my wardrobe!
We’re going to a beach. We talked about what we’re both bringing.

I’m probably just gonna put on my usual swimwear and a shirt.
Well, then, the next step is to put your best foot forward. What will you be wearing? Where are you being taken?
Well, then, the next step is to put your best foot forward. What will you be wearing? Where are you being taken?