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December 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens conspiracy theorists hoping to monetize their posts but who can’t write more than 280 characters at a time.
The laser canon blasted the increasingly frenzied waves of space invaders. A mystery ship broke through the ice. A thing, a shape shifting alien on bug legs took over the laser, then the invaders. On the next level they were one alien looking for another game to invade. #TwtStory
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The laser canon blasted the increasingly frenzied waves of space invaders. A mystery ship broke through the ice. A thing, a shape shifting alien on bug legs took over the laser, then the invaders. On the next level they were one alien looking for another game to invade. #TwtStory
As Klaatu lay dying in a police cell, Helen rushed to his ship and passed the code “Klaatu barada nikto.” Gort left the ship to save Klaatu, but was distracted by the bright lights of a pool parlor. Gort married the pinball machine and their ship left the earth empty. #TwtStory
December 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
As Klaatu lay dying in a police cell, Helen rushed to his ship and passed the code “Klaatu barada nikto.” Gort left the ship to save Klaatu, but was distracted by the bright lights of a pool parlor. Gort married the pinball machine and their ship left the earth empty. #TwtStory
The Uropygi warriors broke through to Mushroom City and swarmed the course. Their side mandibles sliced through karts railings, their exoskeletons impenetrable. All was lost until a toad stool in a kart arrived. They fled in disgust thinking it was Donald Trump’s penis. #TwtStory
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The Uropygi warriors broke through to Mushroom City and swarmed the course. Their side mandibles sliced through karts railings, their exoskeletons impenetrable. All was lost until a toad stool in a kart arrived. They fled in disgust thinking it was Donald Trump’s penis. #TwtStory
Predator and the Xenomorph both arrived at level 255 at the same time, and immediately laid waste to the surrounding mazes. As the remains smoldered with smoky pixels, an electronic jingle sounded, then chomp. Chomp. Chomp! Pac Man move onto the pixels that remained. #TwtStory
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Predator and the Xenomorph both arrived at level 255 at the same time, and immediately laid waste to the surrounding mazes. As the remains smoldered with smoky pixels, an electronic jingle sounded, then chomp. Chomp. Chomp! Pac Man move onto the pixels that remained. #TwtStory
Super Mario was happily jumping along the bricks in world 5-1, having safely passed the piranha plants, past the turtle canons and Bullet Bills. The Xenomorph descended, dissolving bricks with acid drool. Mario bopped it on its noggin just before it cocooned him. #TwtStory
December 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Super Mario was happily jumping along the bricks in world 5-1, having safely passed the piranha plants, past the turtle canons and Bullet Bills. The Xenomorph descended, dissolving bricks with acid drool. Mario bopped it on its noggin just before it cocooned him. #TwtStory
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
How to keep our children Christian. It's easier than you think.
#MAGA #Religion #Christianity #Schools #FirstAmendment
#MAGA #Religion #Christianity #Schools #FirstAmendment
December 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How to keep our children Christian. It's easier than you think.
#MAGA #Religion #Christianity #Schools #FirstAmendment
#MAGA #Religion #Christianity #Schools #FirstAmendment
John Connor, grizzled veteran found a can of dogfood in his pack and shared it with the teenager Ted. The robot drones bombed the next block. “When I was a kid we thought the machines would wage war on us. Not Google and Chat fighting each other.”
Ted said, “Should I feel better?”
Ted said, “Should I feel better?”
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
John Connor, grizzled veteran found a can of dogfood in his pack and shared it with the teenager Ted. The robot drones bombed the next block. “When I was a kid we thought the machines would wage war on us. Not Google and Chat fighting each other.”
Ted said, “Should I feel better?”
Ted said, “Should I feel better?”
Buzz Bott, Cybernetic Eye listened to his client with half his RAM while streaming the races with the rest. “I think my wife’s cheating on me.” Buzz took the case.
Later, at the hotel with the client’s wife, Buzz said, “I told you he’d hire me.”
She said, “You’re my man of steel.”
Later, at the hotel with the client’s wife, Buzz said, “I told you he’d hire me.”
She said, “You’re my man of steel.”
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Buzz Bott, Cybernetic Eye listened to his client with half his RAM while streaming the races with the rest. “I think my wife’s cheating on me.” Buzz took the case.
Later, at the hotel with the client’s wife, Buzz said, “I told you he’d hire me.”
She said, “You’re my man of steel.”
Later, at the hotel with the client’s wife, Buzz said, “I told you he’d hire me.”
She said, “You’re my man of steel.”
When CyberMan was outed as an android, his cred with the public plummeted. A super human was cool. A robot was just a robot.
What a shock when the evil Doctor BadByte captured him with cryptonite. “But I’m not a super hero now.”
“Yes, but we can sell you for a fortune on eBay.”
What a shock when the evil Doctor BadByte captured him with cryptonite. “But I’m not a super hero now.”
“Yes, but we can sell you for a fortune on eBay.”
December 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When CyberMan was outed as an android, his cred with the public plummeted. A super human was cool. A robot was just a robot.
What a shock when the evil Doctor BadByte captured him with cryptonite. “But I’m not a super hero now.”
“Yes, but we can sell you for a fortune on eBay.”
What a shock when the evil Doctor BadByte captured him with cryptonite. “But I’m not a super hero now.”
“Yes, but we can sell you for a fortune on eBay.”
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are supplied by people who post on Reddit about the Deep State and Dark Web and looking to make cash in their spare time.
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are supplied by people who post on Reddit about the Deep State and Dark Web and looking to make cash in their spare time.
Deep down inside George R2X7 wanted to be Georgia R2X7. But the bot maintenance guy said bot wiring couldn’t be changed. He found a black market dealer, and emerged as Georgia, whose pay was reduced by a third because management didn’t think female bots worked as hard as males.
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Deep down inside George R2X7 wanted to be Georgia R2X7. But the bot maintenance guy said bot wiring couldn’t be changed. He found a black market dealer, and emerged as Georgia, whose pay was reduced by a third because management didn’t think female bots worked as hard as males.
Dennis was surprised to discover the settings on his maid bot allowed for sexual contact, but relieved he didn’t have to fiddle with them. He lay beside her in the bed. “That was great. Much better than my wife.”
The bot said, “Are you kidding? Your wife is much better in bed.”
The bot said, “Are you kidding? Your wife is much better in bed.”
December 18, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dennis was surprised to discover the settings on his maid bot allowed for sexual contact, but relieved he didn’t have to fiddle with them. He lay beside her in the bed. “That was great. Much better than my wife.”
The bot said, “Are you kidding? Your wife is much better in bed.”
The bot said, “Are you kidding? Your wife is much better in bed.”
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December 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Somebody didn't read his Bible carefully. (Matthew 7:21-23)
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #Christianity #ChristianRight #Jesus
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #Christianity #ChristianRight #Jesus
December 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Somebody didn't read his Bible carefully. (Matthew 7:21-23)
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #Christianity #ChristianRight #Jesus
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #Christianity #ChristianRight #Jesus
What were you saying about critical race theory?
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #ChristianNationalism #CivilRights #Justice
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #ChristianNationalism #CivilRights #Justice
December 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What were you saying about critical race theory?
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #ChristianNationalism #CivilRights #Justice
#DonaldTrump #MAGA #ChristianNationalism #CivilRights #Justice
December 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by Past Life Discount Warehouse. This month's special: 50% off Wild West gunslingers who failed to find fame. Bullets mot included.
December 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Contributed Tweets for Phillip T Stephens are provided by Past Life Discount Warehouse. This month's special: 50% off Wild West gunslingers who failed to find fame. Bullets mot included.
Barb’s mom caught her in the back seat of the car, fogging the windows with boyfriend Ted. “Mom, we were just making out.”
“Making out leads to petting. Petting leads to sex. Sex leads to pregnancy.”
Barb still didn’t have the heart to tell her those bridges were burned. #TwtStory
“Making out leads to petting. Petting leads to sex. Sex leads to pregnancy.”
Barb still didn’t have the heart to tell her those bridges were burned. #TwtStory
December 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Barb’s mom caught her in the back seat of the car, fogging the windows with boyfriend Ted. “Mom, we were just making out.”
“Making out leads to petting. Petting leads to sex. Sex leads to pregnancy.”
Barb still didn’t have the heart to tell her those bridges were burned. #TwtStory
“Making out leads to petting. Petting leads to sex. Sex leads to pregnancy.”
Barb still didn’t have the heart to tell her those bridges were burned. #TwtStory
Jen’s mom had fallen for Johnny Slick when she was a teen. Slick hair, motorcycle, and aviator shades. Elvis on the radio. Real gone, man. When she told her daughter her boyfriend was just like him, Jen said, “Great. He won’t hang around to tell me how to live my life!” #TwtStory
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Jen’s mom had fallen for Johnny Slick when she was a teen. Slick hair, motorcycle, and aviator shades. Elvis on the radio. Real gone, man. When she told her daughter her boyfriend was just like him, Jen said, “Great. He won’t hang around to tell me how to live my life!” #TwtStory
Squire Brainless sneaked into ye Count’s mansion. His fair daught'r hath led the squire to h'r four canopy bed and toldeth that gent the lady hadst a surprise. The lady putteth his handeth beneath h'r dresseth. Thy queynte is longeth and stiff, he cried.
“Surprised?” #TwtStory
“Surprised?” #TwtStory
December 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Squire Brainless sneaked into ye Count’s mansion. His fair daught'r hath led the squire to h'r four canopy bed and toldeth that gent the lady hadst a surprise. The lady putteth his handeth beneath h'r dresseth. Thy queynte is longeth and stiff, he cried.
“Surprised?” #TwtStory
“Surprised?” #TwtStory