Willgoose
@willgoose.bsky.social
Never entirely sure what to write here. I guess professional git sums me up. Likes annoying Tory politicians.
As this place has become very popular: my opinions and utter drivel are my own and not connected to my employer
As this place has become very popular: my opinions and utter drivel are my own and not connected to my employer
Personally I think they should’ve made that a 4 hour show with more heavily scripted banter between the guests. The ice hockey bloke should’ve drawn all the balls too. #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Personally I think they should’ve made that a 4 hour show with more heavily scripted banter between the guests. The ice hockey bloke should’ve drawn all the balls too. #worldcupdraw
With England in group L does this mean that we’ll play our first game about 7 weeks after the tournament starts? #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
With England in group L does this mean that we’ll play our first game about 7 weeks after the tournament starts? #worldcupdraw
Uzbekistan can go in any group because no one really knows where it is #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Uzbekistan can go in any group because no one really knows where it is #worldcupdraw
Stop saying guys Rio
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Stop saying guys Rio
I once watched a dog crunching on a live frog. It was one of the worst things I’ve witnessed. Until now that is #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I once watched a dog crunching on a live frog. It was one of the worst things I’ve witnessed. Until now that is #worldcupdraw
The draw for the second round of the FA cup, normally held in a car park in Nuneaton, is better than this #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The draw for the second round of the FA cup, normally held in a car park in Nuneaton, is better than this #worldcupdraw
JUST DO THE FUCKING DRAW! #worldcupdraw
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
JUST DO THE FUCKING DRAW! #worldcupdraw
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Are you ready for Crapmas? Because Crapmas is coming.
‘Look what you’ve done to my children!’: a tale of winter wonderland disasters
These events are meant to make Christmas magical, and while many do, a few fall spectacularly short. Here, in no particular order, are some of the worst offenders
www.theguardian.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Are you ready for Crapmas? Because Crapmas is coming.
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This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
December 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This poem is dedicated to anyone making a start on their advent calendar today.
Putting up some external Christmas lights and afraid to say I might have loudly used a very un-Christmassy word when the high powered staple gun severed the cable of the lights. Hint in gif
a close up of a man 's face with makeagif.com in the bottom right corner
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with makeagif.com in the bottom right corner
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Putting up some external Christmas lights and afraid to say I might have loudly used a very un-Christmassy word when the high powered staple gun severed the cable of the lights. Hint in gif
I’m reading a book about drilling deep vertical holes. It’s boring
I'm reading a book about plumbing but I just can't see where it's going
i'm reading a book about wiring and it's shocking
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m reading a book about drilling deep vertical holes. It’s boring
Empire with David Olusoga is amazing. One of the best history tv programs I’ve seen. Very carefully tackles the concepts of pride and shame in our empire and how we can think of it
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Empire with David Olusoga is amazing. One of the best history tv programs I’ve seen. Very carefully tackles the concepts of pride and shame in our empire and how we can think of it
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England cricket fans at 6am
England cricket fans at 9.45am
England cricket fans at 9.45am
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
England cricket fans at 6am
England cricket fans at 9.45am
England cricket fans at 9.45am
Snow in the Surrey badlands. There’s gonna be herds of polar bears trashing my garden in no time
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Snow in the Surrey badlands. There’s gonna be herds of polar bears trashing my garden in no time
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The signature of Guy Fawkes before and after purchasing the Etsy calligraphy gift set
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The signature of Guy Fawkes before and after purchasing the Etsy calligraphy gift set
Just finished the fantastic The Big Hop by @rooneyvision.bsky.social about the first flight over the Atlantic. It’s one of those bits of history that I had no idea about. A gripping read. I grew up near to Brooklands and had no idea about the aviation history of the place too.
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Just finished the fantastic The Big Hop by @rooneyvision.bsky.social about the first flight over the Atlantic. It’s one of those bits of history that I had no idea about. A gripping read. I grew up near to Brooklands and had no idea about the aviation history of the place too.
Day 4 billion of my holiday. I’m now more rum than man. Let it end
August 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Day 4 billion of my holiday. I’m now more rum than man. Let it end
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August 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Let’s be honest, one of the highlights of any foreign holiday for a Brit is seeing the bbc news website in a slightly different format and with adverts. Ok just me then
August 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Let’s be honest, one of the highlights of any foreign holiday for a Brit is seeing the bbc news website in a slightly different format and with adverts. Ok just me then
Never in any doubt whatsoever. King Charlie had better get his knighting sword ready #EngVsEsp #Champions
July 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Never in any doubt whatsoever. King Charlie had better get his knighting sword ready #EngVsEsp #Champions
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Yesssss! Dame Chloe Kelly! ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
July 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Yesssss! Dame Chloe Kelly! ⚽⚽⚽⚽⚽🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆