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Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 4h

If he can kill anonymous boats full of people he calls narco terrorists. He can gun down anybody for the same reason.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 22h

I’m rooting for Seattle and Milwaukee. An all 206 World Series. Mariners versus Pilots.

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Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 1d

Ahhh Columbus. No idea where he was going. Couldn’t figure out where he was. Did it all on borrowed money. That is an American hero.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 2d

Oh wow. I hope the president can get to Gaza before they start releasing hostages.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 3d

Good. Now I don’t have to fly to Stockholm and throw stones at a building.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 4d

Not only is the Mango Menace sliding all the way down the crazy hill, he’s taking the rest of the country with him.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 5d

James Comey: talk about trumped up charges.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 7d

Hey Apple. Replace ICEBlock.
“Don’t be stupid. Be a smartie. Don’t you join the Nazi Party.”

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 9d

Being Anti anti-fascist doesn’t make you fascist but it does mean you should be frequently reminded you’re fighting on the same side.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 12d

Republicans must really think their constituents are stupid. Democrats did not shut down the government to give illegal aliens healthcare. And nobody believes they did. Except stupid people. Nothing Personal.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 24d

As far as TDS goes, I think the Orange Man is Patient Zero.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 25d

The Right believes might makes right, but The Light makes the right take flight.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · 28d

I wouldn’t worry so much if the Executive Orders weren’t written in crayon.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Sep 12

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So the guy who said the murder of school children is “the price of freedom “ gets shot by another right wing nut jealous of his influence and I’m supposed to feel empathy for his family. Unh Hunh. Even I am not that woke. Sorry.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Sep 9

Set list for Sunday’s Comedy Day set at GGP.

Hello.
WmDrst
I Love Comedy.
Optimist.
First Thing.
Not a Monster.
Doesn’t Read.
Bad @ Math.
Zombies vs Snowflakes.
MAGAts.
Cabinet.
Leprosy.

But since I only get 7 minutes, I’ll b skimming through.
Should be on around four forty or so.
C U

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Sep 7

Dear Mister Speaker. I’m not sure calling The Orange Man a snitch is going to help.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Aug 31

The Orange Man would complain Mrs. Lincoln never thanked him for “the tremendous seats” he got them.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Aug 30

All we got to do is convince people that shooting children is woke.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Aug 26

You want America to save billions of dollars? Stop giving it to the world’s richest man. There you go. Well done.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Aug 22

Here’s my new piece for The Voice SF . Org
Like and share and all that social media stuff
Thanks

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Steeper and crookeder - The Voice of San Francisco

Here’s another reason San Francisco is more confusing than trying to play Tetris in the back seat of a Porsche driving around an area of the city with many hills and potholes, which is every part of t...

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Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Jul 25

I’m getting a little worried because the Orange Menace is looking nervous and we know how he loves his distractions.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Jul 24

A prediction: 2028. Going to be fun.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Jun 5

I’m back.

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Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · Jun 5

Yes of course, I’m into retribution.

Will Durst @willdurst.bsky.social · May 6

Now we’re cutting winter heating subsidies to the elderly? What are we, the Gorgar People now? Let’s cut to the chase. You hit 65 and we put you on an ice floe with matches and a pointy stick. But if you’re a MAGAt we take away the stick because you wouldn’t want an entitlement.

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