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Christopher “2-1” Summers

@wildcardcorsair.bsky.social

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He/him. Proud Chicano. Writer of things. Adorable failure. Opinions expressed here are yours too, if you know what’s good for you! ⭐️ #MTG, #SWU, #GCG, #Riftbound #Lorcana, #UVS, #FFTCG, #OPTCG, #PKMNTCG .hack//ENEMY, World of Warcraft TCG ⭐️

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Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 3d

lol I found this out the hard way. If they wanted a 999 cap they could have probably included some message that you can’t hold anymore as a courtesy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 3d

Feliz cumpleanos buddy!!!

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Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 6d

It’s been 3,000 years

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Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 8d

a woman is standing in a doorway with her mouth open and the words gasps in spanish .

Alt: a woman is standing in a doorway with her mouth open and the words gasps in spanish .

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Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 8d

2-0-1 yesterday at #SWU locals with Grand Inquisitor/yellow. I swapped the constructed lightsabers in my deck for Hotshot DL-44s and it made a surprising amount of difference. A few of the guys were surprised how consistently I can get Marchion Ro out on turn 3 with Nabat Village.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 8d

Wait, for real? Same day as my wife.

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Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 10d

“Catholics” finding out Jesus was really super progressive all along and not the ultra white conservative they’ve always imagined.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 10d

OVER 3,000 YEARS, DUH.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 10d

*takes notes*

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 10d

So refreshing to see someone do something good with the money we give them.

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Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 11d

Eh. Fuck it.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 11d

That the guy went from decent creator to self absorbed whiny comicsgate apologist is one of the weirdest things in the last decade.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 11d

VERY OLD, VERY TALL MAN WHO ONCE INVENTED A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION WANTS TO PREVENT HIS COUNTRY FROM OBTAINING WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.

THATS ALL YOU GOTTA KNOW!

ALSO SOMEHOW THIS GUY HAD SEX.

Looker from Pokemon. Typical hardboiled detective look, with a long scowling face, unkempt hair and a brown trenchcoat.

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Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 11d

Invite them in to watch next time? Lol

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 11d

I’m very upset at everyone who did not go see Tron Ares because not only am I never going to get another Tron film, but my entire news feed is filled with articles telling me I’m never going to get another Tron film.

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Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 11d

Who am I kidding, I’m still going to play it.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 13d

They cancelled Opera Omina for that? <.<

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 13d

They cancelled Opera Omina for that? <.<

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 14d

a man is making a funny face while sitting at a table in a restaurant .

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Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 14d

Hot girl tummy?

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 14d

But when there’s no Baldur’s Gate 3 dlc they complain lol.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 16d

Haha oh well I guess I kinda give Gomez a pass. That Latin king is basically permanently horny so that doesn’t feel new lol.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 16d

Well sure, I never said you had to like it.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 16d

I mean if it got you into Star Wars Unlimited honestly I’d welcome it and I’m 100% serious about that.

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 16d

As it is I have to worry about making an Elestrals deck now too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Christopher “2-1” Summers @wildcardcorsair.bsky.social · 16d

I didn’t say it had to be fun for me, I just said fun. It’s ok for other people to have fun even if I’m not. I can be happy for other people who are happy. I don’t give a shit about Avatar, SpongeBob, or MLP but I don’t mind those cards existing because they make someone happy and that’s good.