Marco Rodrigues
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This is Kyokugenryu, fool!!
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Tᴏ ᴇxᴄᴇᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ'ꜱ ʟɪᴍɪᴛꜱ..... ɪꜱ ᴋʏᴏᴋᴜɢᴇɴʀʏᴜ!

Sᴇʀɪᴏᴜꜱ/Cʀᴀᴄᴋ!
Nᴏɴ/Lᴇᴡᴅ!
Lɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ!
Sᴇᴍɪ-Dᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ!
"Huh!? You're talkin' about...?"
"How the heck was I 'posed to know!?"
"... That stuff hurt my stomach...."
"I'm plenty cultured! I hold a lot of culture in who I am!"
"None of that makes any sense. Food goes in your mouth!"
"Skin care..?" He repeated slowly.
"What are they for then!? You got food on your face.."
Crunch.

He chewed, then swallowed.

"I ain't eat in three days.."
He grabbed the other cucumber as he's too hungry to mind the clay.
And there's a massive Brazilian man with a pompadour standing over her..
It didn't taste all that good, so he grimaced a bit..
He nodded and reached down, taking one off her eye and putting it in his mouth. Slowly, he'd crunch on it.
Standing over her, stomach growling....
"Ghrk!!!

Zzzzzz!!!!"

Immediately, he slept.
"You're one to talk..." Butt said, slowly opening his eyes.
Snore! Snort. Grumble. Snore..
Just asleep in his hut he is...
"Look at her, all warm and stuff.." Marco said with jealousy, seeing her silhouette throughout the pouring rain.

"Can I fit in there?", he asked himself.
Not far, luckily, but he watched her with jealousy as he had to sit in the dark---.

"D-Damn weather!", he said, shivering steadily.
"Ah!!" He flinches, the sudden weather change drenching the already nude, cold man.

Hobbling to his shack, he hides for the night. Shivering!
"Hmph. Fine. Stay in there and rough it up!" Marco had his hands on his hips, poking his head through her tent.
"I'll wrap you up in that tent and take you to my dojo if I gotta!" He pointed at her repeatedly.
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Yeah, pack it up!" He knelt, letting her stand.