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wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social
Lucia
@wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social
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That salty one with the broken sense of humor who monopolized all the anime girls.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Jan 4
"I'm not a tsundere. I actually like fictional women more than you."

A dork's self-oc.
Grumpy, a lame sense of humor, and prone to thirsting for anime girls.
Will be so nice to your waifu.
Actually decent joke goes here.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Jul 7
"Never forget, all attractive fictional women are legally married to me and nobody else is allowed to have them."
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Jul 4
Very passionate about American flag bikinis.
Reposted by Lucia
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Sayuri @notherbirthday.bsky.social · Jun 9
"Your honor, in my defense, I'm finally migrating from the bird app-"

[Death penalty.]

Absolute gremlin OC by BadJokesLucia.
Minors, do not even perceive.
NSFW for occasional dark themes and plenty of dirty jokes.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Jun 8
"I think that's a myth? Mascot suits just get really hot.

...At least until they get possessed in a haunted abandoned hotel built on cursed land and terrorize a group of girls doing a live stream. ...The fanservice in that game was pretty nice, though."
aradiaruler.bsky.social Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Jun 8
"At least you aren't the mascot itself. There's reports of people who go inside the mascot outfit but the outfit fuses with their skin, turning them into some horrific human/mascot hybrid bent on killing humanity."

What?
wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Jun 8
"I finally know what I want to do with my life. You know the random staff members who are responsible for guiding the person in a mascot suit through the convention center? I want to do that. I want to be able to play around with the mascot and pet them while telling the fans that they can't touch."
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Jun 8
"I finally know what I want to do with my life. You know the random staff members who are responsible for guiding the person in a mascot suit through the convention center? I want to do that. I want to be able to play around with the mascot and pet them while telling the fans that they can't touch."
a girl in a teddy bear costume stands in a crowded room
ALT: a girl in a teddy bear costume stands in a crowded room
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Jun 7
"Boobs."

...Well, there's Lucia's thought for the week.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Jun 2
"Boobs."

That's it, that's the pride month post.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
Woah woah, that's too far.

Not everybody here deserves to be labeled as French.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
"...Shortstacks."

...So that's the result of thinking of boobs and thighs at the same time, but... Couldn't she use more words,
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
...Trying to find the start of a roll of duct tape.

With malicious intent.
aradiaruler.bsky.social Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · May 31
Squeak! SQUEAK!

"Just a reminder your writer got jealous how I weighed less than yours and made comments on my thighs over it-"

SQUEAK.
wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
...Shooting suction cup darts at Rika's thighs.

Not talking about them.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
Thinking about thighs now.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
...Shooting suction cup darts at Rika's thighs.

Not talking about them.
aradiaruler.bsky.social Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · May 31
"....Don't talk about my thick thighs."
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
"See, now that's something I'd be okay with. I'd die happy."

It's the perfect way to die.
trickedmessiah.bsky.social Daji @trickedmessiah.bsky.social · May 31
"Last time someone had a boob hat, they broke their neck and died from the sheer weight."

Again, what is with her?
wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
"Not what I said at all. A boobhat or boob pillow would be nice, but I'm not into that absorption vore stuff."
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
...Still thinking about boobs.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 31
"Not what I said at all. A boobhat or boob pillow would be nice, but I'm not into that absorption vore stuff."
trickedmessiah.bsky.social Daji @trickedmessiah.bsky.social · May 30
"So you want to be absorbed into a pulsating mass. Got it."

What?
wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 30
"No, I'm thinking about the ones the size of my head. Maybe bigger."

...dear lord.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 30
"No, I'm thinking about the ones the size of my head. Maybe bigger."

...dear lord.
trickedmessiah.bsky.social Daji @trickedmessiah.bsky.social · May 30
"...Flaaaat."

Says the shimp of a fox.
wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 30
Just thinking about boobs.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 30
Just thinking about boobs.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 25
"Fuck you, Chi-chan- I mean, Skyler."

Lucia's a couple of episodes into season 3 and her dislike for Skyler just keeps getting worse and worse.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 20
"...I want to date a pair of pretty sisters."
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · May 18
Suddenly exists again.

Wants to kiss girls.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Apr 17
Many thoughts, head full of anime tiddy.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Apr 12
Nothing to do but think about big boobs.
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Apr 12
"Anime girls should have a tournament of being my girlfriend."

...how the hell would that even work?
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Apr 10
"We already have too many people worshipping sports, so no thanks. We don't need more cities trashed over sporting events."
aradiaruler.bsky.social Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Apr 10
"I mean.... I feel a Mario Kart themed religion could be fun, right? Can you imagine how it'll go?"
wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Apr 10
"...I mean, it wouldn't be so bad to just let religion die off. Better to do that than start some go kart megachurch."
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Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Apr 10
"...I mean, it wouldn't be so bad to just let religion die off. Better to do that than start some go kart megachurch."
aradiaruler.bsky.social Frederica "Rika" Aradia @aradiaruler.bsky.social · Apr 10
"More like no one is barely going into religion so they are desperate for new blood.

...It pays well, okay? Back when I had to carry two jobs and I still do just to make ends meet."
wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social Lucia @wifecollectorlucia.bsky.social · Apr 10
"Oh, that's even worse. They're probably going to just keep making it more and more annoying for the sake of profits and egos, like wrestling. So I'm definitely staying away."

Been a while since we gave wrestlers shit. Feels good to get back to that.