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WhyNotMichigan

@whynotmichigan.bsky.social

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From the Pacific Northwest, to Central Texas, now living in #GoBlue country. Happily divorced from the cesspool of nonsense formally known as Twitter. ★ ☆ ★ GO STARS! ★ ☆ ★ #TexasHockey

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WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 4

For every one shooting by someone who identifies as transgender, there’s a hundred by someone who identifies as Republican.

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WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 1d

Is it really an “outdoor” game?

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WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 1d

Modano sweater. Nice

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WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 24d

No more self-awareness than a dog licking its own asshole.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 26d

Where is Azerbasia? Never heard of that country.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 27d

Where’s Waldo? On the right, lying again.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 27d

Your Klan buddy died a month ago Eric, not last week.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 28d

I hate that my hometown is being made into a spectacle like this.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 29d

Three weeks ago… www.npr.org/2025/09/13/n...

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 29d

Our entire GDP is about $30 trillion, so it’s likely bullshit.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · 29d

Whataburger is overrated, just like Texas.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Oct 5

From dick pics to nfl picks

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WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Oct 5

Couldn’t help but notice the funeral procession and how it represents the death of America on full display.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Oct 5

Happy anniversary to this gem of ignorance from maga kambree.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Oct 4

This was announced in February, 2024.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Oct 2

I hope Ted Cruz and other Republicans will be ok without their buddy for six months. apple.news/AtQgqFnevSPy...

Robert Morris, Texas megachurch pastor, pleads guilty to sexually abusing a child — NBC News

Under a negotiated plea agreement, he was given a ten year sentence, but he will only serve six months in county jail.

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WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Oct 2

No crucifix today so I guess she’s not “pro-life” at the moment, but the unhinged nonsense and Biden blaming is getting old.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 25

Does he think Florida is in another country?

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 24

Lowering our flag for a modern day klansman wasn’t enough for Republicans. www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency

A new GOP plan would call on the U.S. Treasury to print silver dollar coins with Kirk's image.

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WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 24

Everything he said is nonsense.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 24

I find it very convenient that they’re able to immediately release what was written on the bullets.

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WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 24

Didn’t this guy pull a gun on one of his four wives?

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 24

They missed their ride on rapture day, so they got pissed at escalators and teleprompters.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 21

I will be boycotting the Charlie Kirk funeral because I’m not a fan of televised klan rallies.

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WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 19

And he’s saying this while sitting next to the guy that just called for the homeless to be exterminated.

WhyNotMichigan @whynotmichigan.bsky.social · Sep 19

For what they’re worth, the released text messages say it was Charlie’s rhetoric that led to Charlie’s death.