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David J.M.
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Forget Jazz hands, trump is starting a new trend…makeup hands. Grandpa ain’t well.
Then again, fair point.
If you truly think it’s Antifa who’s the problem, I have property on Mars I would love to sell you.
This latest shooting hits home a little. I was raised in a Mormon family from my dad’s side. Yes, their beliefs could be considered out there, but why go after them?

For the most part, most Mormon folks I’ve ever known have been pretty harmless. Crazy world!
After all the accusations and cries for vengeance and civil war from Trump and his ilk, Charlie Kirk’s killer is looking to be…one of their own?

What does the Bible say about bearing false witness again?
Trump on who killed Charlie Kirk
I kind of remember the true crime show as well. I guess that makes me kind of old but still young enough - I’ll take it.
Dating is a challenge period. You do you. If someone can’t accept that, you’re wasting your time anyway. ✌🏻
God (in a Samuel L. Jackson voice): Well allow me to retort.
Are there really THAT many people who would be surprised a guy like Trump might be into underaged girls?
He’s probably trying to stop everyone in hell from unionizing too. 🤦🏻
Ah, a president with the mentality of a 12 year old. “Mommy, they said my pee pee is small. Do something to them.”

Nice to know he has the nuclear codes eh?
Some people have a hard time separating their TV heroes from the person who plays them. That may partially explain why Trump became president not once but twice.
But he used to…well, yeah.
It’s like the Madea franchise, can you really have too many?

Anyway, if Trump decides to take over the Oscar committee, I think we know the best movie of 2026 already.
Thank 👏 L Ron Hubbard Almighty 👏 Air Bud is back!!! I was about to attach a garden hose to my exhaust pipe until I heard this news.
Why do I find this Knick knack so oddly…satisfying? It takes ASMR to a whole new level.
Wouldn’t it be kind of funny if #HulkHogan actually does end up being reincarnated into a black guy like he feared?
RIP #Ozzy.

Third row at his No More Tears tour show is easily in my top 10 favorite concerts of all time.

Always kinda thought he’d live forever despite the excesses he engaged in, like #KeithRichards
When I saw this one my first thought was he’s really sweating bullets with the Epstein list.