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Whit NP
@whitnp.bsky.social
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NP, feminist, atheist, lover of large dogs, football, horror movies, donuts, sour beer. Gunnar and Teddy’s mom, Jon’s wife. She/her
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Same from us in Massachusetts
Just found out today that due to changes in federal guidelines, my clinic can no longer distribute clean needles and other safe drug use supplies. I’m really not looking forward to diagnosing more HCV and HIV
My porch became a trick or treat pit stop for kids this year. Kid said they were tired from walking and our porch swing and rocking chairs were “so comfy” 😆
This is the best they can do? Man they’re desperate 😆
I barely made any milk and had to switch to formula. Even when I tried breastfeeding, my jaw physically hurt from eating the amount of calories I needed to sustain a supply. I have never felt hunger like that ever before
Those kids are alright 👍🏻
So far I’ve been using penile discharge, although not entirely accurate since the men are asymptomatic. I figure it’s the lesser evil as long as the medications get into the partner. I had a colleague try to prescribe the meds in the name of the female partner but insurance denied it
Every night when I tell my kids it’s bedtime, my 4 yo shouts “carry me mama!” I of course carry him upstairs every night because he’s my adorable little dictator 😆
Yes. What’s an appropriate code? I haven’t found one yet that seems to fit
Is a cardiac disturbance like a paranormal disturbance? Is there a spooky ghost in one of the chambers?
The only problem I’ve run into is a diagnosis for the partner. It doesn’t exist yet
My deep navy blue state is affected. Just found out that one of my sister clinics that is the leader in provider gender affirming care can no longer do so because of the federal crap
And they want us to be mad at the poor and immigrants
Happy PA week, this NP is so grateful for you all!
One of my Halloween decorations is malfunctioning and the power cord for some of my lights has somehow been cut 🫠
During my ER rotation in nursing school a patient went into cardiac arrest on the non emergent side, his chief complaint in triage was penis pain 😳
The thing I was least prepared for in adulthood was having a parent develop a substance use disorder and refuse to take accountability for anything 🙃
The Nancy Myers aesthetic is just so pleasing
I’ll be on the lookout for the inevitable podcast or documentary about them
The hallmark hair pattern of safe sleep 😆
I know I’m a slow runner, but how was my average pace 12:12 when I ran 3 miles in under 36 minutes? And every mile I ran had a faster average pace than 12:12?