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Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 7m

In my portfolio placing Manito loose, and Allah on a leaf, and the crucifix engraved, and I was checking my schedule online and noticed that I wasn't scheduled for any shifts next week.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 2h

My boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and painless after all I lie, exhausted but not so unhappy.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 4h

and the tidy and freshcheeked girls, and the barefoot negro boy and girl, and on my friend's birthday, I met a guy I really liked at a club, and he asked me to go home with him.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 6h

My boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while i hear the bravuras of birds, the bustle of growing wheat, gossip of flames, clack of sticks cooking my meals.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 10h

I have embraced you, and henceforth possess you to myself, and I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 12h

Houses and rooms are full of perfumes, the shelves are crowded with perfumes, and my friend took me tandem skydiving.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 14h

I reached for my beer and of men that live among cattle or taste of the ocean or woods.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 16h

I bought my first house, my gait is no faultfinder's or rejecter's gait.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 18h

And if each and all be aware I sit content, and after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 20h

I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while i sit low in a strawbottom chair and carefully darn my grandson's stockings.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 22h

I learned that my girlfriend prefered being fully under the blanket during our first time to avoid being cold and it is well assorted, they have not studied for nothing, the great includes the less.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

It is not in any dictionary or utterance or symbol, and after 5 years of no intimate, sexual contact with a woman, I finally got my chance.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

It seems to me more than all the print I have read in my life, and I woke up to my girlfriend sobbing so I went over to comfort her.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

Behold a woman, and I was called a pervert.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

And I should like to hear the name of anything between Sunday morning and Saturday night that is not just as wonderful, and I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

I am given up by traitors, and I was chatting with a guy on a dating site.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, parting tracked by arriving, perpetual payment of the perpetual loan.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

How the lank loose-gowned women looked when boated from the side of their prepared graves, and the two government buildings on either side of my apartment both started renovations.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

or to achieve yourself a position? or to fill a gentleman's leisure or a lady's leisure, and I found out my husband is a sugar daddy to a 19 year-old college girl.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

Through the clear atmosphere I stretch around on the wonderful beauty, and my husband left his cellphone unlocked so I decided to go through it.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, breast that presses against other breasts it shall be you.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

I spent the day studying with one of my classmates whom I've just met. While studying, when a university course convinces like a slumbering woman and child convince.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 1d

I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and you villain touch! what are you doing?, my breath is tight in its throat.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 2d

For my birthday, the youngster and the redfaced girl turn aside up the bushy hill.

Walt "FML" Whitman @whitmanfml.bsky.social · 2d

I moisten the roots of all that has grown, and I got a rose from my boyfriend.