Walt "FML" Whitman
@whitmanfml.bsky.social
Procedural mashups of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass with #FML posts (a spoken word poetry bot by @samplereality.bsky.social)
I see the elderhand pressing receiving supporting, and my now ex-girlfriend dumped me because I refuse to open an account on Facebook, Instagram or whatever.
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I see the elderhand pressing receiving supporting, and my now ex-girlfriend dumped me because I refuse to open an account on Facebook, Instagram or whatever.
they are not phantasms, they have weight and form and location, and the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
they are not phantasms, they have weight and form and location, and the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on.
And brown ants in the little wells beneath them, and I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked.
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
And brown ants in the little wells beneath them, and I was making out like a sixteen year old at the high school prom with this guy I kinda liked.
Where the ground-shark's fin cuts like a black chip out of the water, and my dad called for the first time in six months.
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Where the ground-shark's fin cuts like a black chip out of the water, and my dad called for the first time in six months.
Landscapes projected masculine full-sized and golden, and I was having sex with a girl.
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Landscapes projected masculine full-sized and golden, and I was having sex with a girl.
They flow hand in hand over the whole earth from east to west as they lie unclothed, and I found out that my boyfriend of 3 years has spent a total of 2k on OnlyFans throughout our entire relationship.
December 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
They flow hand in hand over the whole earth from east to west as they lie unclothed, and I found out that my boyfriend of 3 years has spent a total of 2k on OnlyFans throughout our entire relationship.
The half-breed straps on his light boots to compete in the race, and my boyfriend and I decided to try something new in bed.
December 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The half-breed straps on his light boots to compete in the race, and my boyfriend and I decided to try something new in bed.
I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, but there is one thing that belongs here, Shall I tell you what it is, gentlemen of Boston?
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, but there is one thing that belongs here, Shall I tell you what it is, gentlemen of Boston?
The one-year wife is recovering and happy, a week ago she bore her first child, and my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound.
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The one-year wife is recovering and happy, a week ago she bore her first child, and my girlfriend got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash over her pubic mound.
My wife wanted to spice things up by making a sex tape. Not sure if it was excitement or just the pressure of being on camera, i am drawn by its breath as if I were no more than a helpless vapor, all falls aside but myself and it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
My wife wanted to spice things up by making a sex tape. Not sure if it was excitement or just the pressure of being on camera, i am drawn by its breath as if I were no more than a helpless vapor, all falls aside but myself and it.
While practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, divine am I inside and out, and I make holy whatever I touch or am touched from.
December 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
While practicing my gymnastics routine on the uneven bars, divine am I inside and out, and I make holy whatever I touch or am touched from.
I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, her step was free and elastic, her voice sounded exquisitely as she spoke.
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, her step was free and elastic, her voice sounded exquisitely as she spoke.
Along the ruts of the turnpike, along the dry gulch and rivulet bed, and while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on.
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Along the ruts of the turnpike, along the dry gulch and rivulet bed, and while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on.
Now I will you to be a bold swimmer, and it was our one year anniversary.
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Now I will you to be a bold swimmer, and it was our one year anniversary.
The guy I've been dating and when the dull nights are over, and the dull days also.
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The guy I've been dating and when the dull nights are over, and the dull days also.
I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. Is he from the Mississippi country? or from Iowa, Oregon or California? or from the mountains? or prairie life or bush-life?
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. Is he from the Mississippi country? or from Iowa, Oregon or California? or from the mountains? or prairie life or bush-life?
My closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. My messengers continually cruise away or bring their returns to me.
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My closest encounter to having sex in the last four months was getting chlamydia from Russell Brand. In a dream. My messengers continually cruise away or bring their returns to me.
A man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, i am this day just as much in love with them as you.
December 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
A man dressed as Santa Claus walked by me, i am this day just as much in love with them as you.
I am less the reminder of property or qualities, and more the reminder of life, and after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes.".
December 9, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I am less the reminder of property or qualities, and more the reminder of life, and after a tiff with my boyfriend, I said to him, "You could at least PRETEND to love me sometimes.".
I will be even with you, and you shall be even with me, and my best friend informed me that she has been sleeping with my boyfriend.
December 9, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I will be even with you, and you shall be even with me, and my best friend informed me that she has been sleeping with my boyfriend.
My boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and in the morning I help pick up the dead and lay them in rows in a barn.
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My boyfriend came in to kiss me. Being sweaty and in the morning I help pick up the dead and lay them in rows in a barn.
I rented a drill to a straight-up valley girl, if they are not just as close as they are distant they are nothing.
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I rented a drill to a straight-up valley girl, if they are not just as close as they are distant they are nothing.
I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and i follow quickly, I ascend to the nest in the fissure of the cliff.
December 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and i follow quickly, I ascend to the nest in the fissure of the cliff.
My face is ash-colored, my sinews gnarl, away from me people retreat, and I finally met my girlfriend's family.
December 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
My face is ash-colored, my sinews gnarl, away from me people retreat, and I finally met my girlfriend's family.
Soft doctrine as steady help as stable doctrine, and I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down.
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Soft doctrine as steady help as stable doctrine, and I had to visit a client because his printer had broken down.