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WhispurrAudio πŸŽ™οΈπŸ“Ό ASMR/RP VA πŸ”ž
@whispurraudio.com
Humble proprietor of audio entertainment content | πŸ”ž | 29 | he/any nb | pfp by kawako | 🎨 #ArtsyWhispurrs
finally an album that answers the question "what would music sound like in a cyberpunk dystopia, and what if that music slapped"
March 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
alright I parked in a garage that I'm not sure I had permission to use and FINALLY changed my oil and replaced my brake fluid WOO
Stream later maybe πŸ€ͺ
March 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
holy shit will smith slapped chris rock at the oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:43 AM
before I became a VA i just sat around doing this after work every day
March 2, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Fr tho having a house in which every window is sealed or painted shut feels like it should be some sort of code violation somehow? Especially when the windows were clearly capable of being opened previously??
March 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Big shout-out to landlord for requiring me to take an x-acto knife to my windows just to open them πŸ€ͺ
March 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I love being able to look back at my listening history via lastfm bc wtf was this week
March 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The "I don't like coffee/tea but I love going to cafΓ©s so I just order a hot chocolate" line from the Valentine's audio was, unfortunately, real πŸ₯²
February 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
he, meanwhile, is ambivalent
February 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
He's keeping an eye out for when all of you show up to hang out later
February 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I was supposed to get up 45 minutes ago but I don't have the heart to move him πŸ™ƒ
February 12, 2025 at 2:45 PM
if ur chronically online you should:

- join my patreon for a dollar
- be auto-joined to the whiscord and join vc sometimes
- have a healthy, respectful, friendly & platonic attachment to a fictional character (me)
- find out you live near 5+ other people in my discord (?)
February 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I miss group hangouts so one of you grab pizza, one of you bring some extra folding chairs, I'll throw on some non-distracting music and we'll all act like we're doing a group project while working on our separate tasks (we will end up yapping instead)
February 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
NEW ARRIVAL: [πŸ”žM4F] Upgrading To A MANdroid For 2025 🦾

You're up late bemoaning the lack of quality potential candidates on your dating app. Your android is eager to make himself useful...in EVERY way possible.

πŸ“Me

www.patreon.com/posts/121772...
February 8, 2025 at 6:20 AM
❓ Do you have rules about who your partner can hang out with?
πŸ’¬ a. I don't have a partner, and
b. no, never. that's controlling and manipulative shit. i either trust a partner enough to be honest about their feelings for me (including pote... #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
February 8, 2025 at 6:03 AM
NEW ARRIVAL: [πŸ”žM4F] Alone With Your Cousin’s "Boyfriend" At The Party 🀐

The guest at your family's party sure looks cute, and he's been checking you out all night. Too bad he's your cousin's boyfriend. Or...is he?

πŸ“Me / 🎨 Mau
February 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
bet y'all thought that was just engagement bait huh 😎
February 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
February 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
found a lil friend
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
thriving, in my lane, etc on my nice morning walk
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
❓ what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy
πŸ’¬ a playful/teasing "good boy" can unironically stunlock me
(btw kill that part of you which cringes at your own desire) #tellonym tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
'@whispurraudio'
what's the cringiest nsfw thing you enjoy
tellonym.me
February 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
idea: we go for a walk downtown at night after the traffic lights start doing this ⬇️ and we just yap and find stray cats and enjoy the stillness for a while
February 5, 2025 at 8:45 AM
ez example:
I started taking my discord vc (ppl I've talked to for over a year) on walks around town. I paid for a snack while unmuted and they were shocked - said IRL me sounded like a completely different person. "Online me" isn't the whole me. Ya don't know me, and that's ok!
January 31, 2025 at 11:05 PM
❓ I feel like I know you through your posts
πŸ’¬ nah there's a lot more crying, existential angst, and digestive issues that stay in drafts. that's one of the cool parts of posting, in fact: I very much get to decide what you do or don't know about me πŸ‘ tellonym.me/whispurraudi...
'@whispurraudio'
I feel like I know you through your posts
tellonym.me
January 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM