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🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 Living with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome Indie game designer & writer Sometimes I build/paint minis He/Him Dyslexic, Socialist, BLM, Bloody remoaner, LGBTQ+ ally Apatheist Dice Wargaming TTRPGs/D&D

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Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Mar 19

Hi folks
Lil intro to what I post about
Wargaming – started around 2000
Running TTRPGs (mostly 5e) – started around 2018
UK politics
Living with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome
#gazpachofilmclub
Television
I'm an indie wargaming & TTRPG creator
I blog sometimes
No AI
Come and say hi 😀
Links below

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Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 2d

Oh hey!
Bluesky logged out on my phone and I decided to leave it like that. I was spending too long on my phone anyway, so one less app was a good idea.
Plus I was just posting for the sake of it rather than 'hey this is a cool thing I did'

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 11d

40K 3rd Edition boxset

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 12d

Party Hard by Andrew WK
But every time he says Party it speeds up by 2%

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wccf...

Andrew W.K. - Party Hard

YouTube video by AndrewWKVEVO

www.youtube.com

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 20d

Lawful Good - Putting your bin out at the right time. Not on the pavement in the way of blind/hard of sight people (like the end of your driveway or on the grass

Lawful Neutral - Putting your bin out

Lawful Evil - Putting your bin out at the end of your neighbour's driveway before they leave

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 20d

absolutely
and if you cut the magazine off and green stuffed those divots in the barrel it would be a good flamethrower too!

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 20d

Things were a bit stressy yesterday (and today also is going to be a bit)

But when I came down this morning form breakfast I saw the Waitrose Almond Croissants I bought yesterday (and promptly forgot about)

So for 5 minutes this morning it was a good day
🥐

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 20d

Nice

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 22d

I don't have gods in my setting because irl I don't like religion. It's not an interesting topic for me to explore

BUT I do have elemental dragons

Magic comes from the (im)balance of the elements

You can get earth/storm/blood dragons etc and there are elder godlike-but-not-divine titan dragons 👍

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 22d

Tres vague and evocative 😎

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 22d

Yes the shrouds of WotC and all that

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 23d

Oh hey
I gone done a thing
It's a silly spell for D&D 5e

I'll post more about it later, but for now enjoy

www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 23d

nice

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 25d

@dailydael.bsky.social oh hey, I've not seen you on youtube in a while, which is a shame cos brilliant

anywhoo, if I may

why do Clerics get the spells they get and why do the other classes get the spells they get, while there is some overlap and also not?

what's the vibe with that in 5e?

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Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 27d

My review for Ghost Recon Wildlands is:

I'd rather be playing Far Cry 3

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · 28d

Me: Tactical Aardvark
Them: You mean Armadillo
Me: *sighs* Yes

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 20

If I was in my teens & 20s in the 70s I would be so bummed when the 80s wasn't a giant disco ball. I'd be Disco Stu or Tony P in Mystery Men
DISCO IS NOT DEAD!

Not to say the 80s had great music also
I think labels and self identification are really interesting
Like I like metal but it isn't life

a man in a green coat is dancing in a room

Alt: Eddie Izzard in Mystery Men a man in a long coat with fur collar is doing the finger pointing dance from Saturday Night Fever

media.tenor.com

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 19

Excellent
I love this

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 19

Mr Pamuk 🤝
Mr Pamuk 😉
Mr Pamuk 🛏️
Mr Pamuk *☠️*
Mr Pamuk 😱

#downtonabby

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 17

Look, I think Diane Abbot is a crap politician
But I wouldn't be racist about saying I wouldn't vote for her
That's fucking stupid yo

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 16

Trent Reznor: 🎶I want to fuck you like an animal🎶
Trent Reznor: *goes in search of twigs & meticulously arranges them so as to make a lil platform & arch*
Trent Reznor: *decorates platform with blue things*
Trent Reznor: *waits on lil platform for a female to come by & performs an intricate dance*

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 14

Great stuff

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 12

Cremo ad: You deserve a fragrance that's fit for Royalty
Me: a Royal Warrant is a 'hey we supply the Royal household with our product' and J Floris has a Royal Warrant for perfume

See:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Others (rumoured):
www.marieclaire.co.uk/beauty/fragr...

Sadly no Cremo lol

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 10

The Earth gets destroyed at the end of The Fifth Element as well

Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 9

Hey the moon looks really big tonight
I've never seen it this big
OMG it's growing
HOLY SHIT
OMG the gravity is all whacked!
Pieces are breaking off
Huge moon chunks
ARGH
Lunar regolith is in my EYE
OMG I CAN'T SEE
It's somehow like a slice of pie somehow? WHAT IS HAPPENING

Them: That's amore

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Gazpacho Soup @whatsupgazpacho.bsky.social · Sep 7

Thanks to those of you who have already purchased this already. I didn't expect it. Thank you!!!!!!!!