JEHOVA’S THICCNESS
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|👾Twitch Affiliate👾 | Artist | Content Creator| Non-Binary | Collector of t-shirts | Senior UX Designer @hazadapt.bsky.social | my thoughts are my own
Me: I’m not going to the gym…
*opens tiktok*
Woman: this man grabbed my ass at a bar and I picked him up and shook him
Me:
*opens tiktok*
Woman: this man grabbed my ass at a bar and I picked him up and shook him
Me:
a man is sticking his head out of a car window while holding a cell phone .
ALT: a man is sticking his head out of a car window while holding a cell phone .
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December 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Me: I’m not going to the gym…
*opens tiktok*
Woman: this man grabbed my ass at a bar and I picked him up and shook him
Me:
*opens tiktok*
Woman: this man grabbed my ass at a bar and I picked him up and shook him
Me:
To all of the people who are like “sure, Jake Paul got his jaw broken, but he made millions doing it” I hope he does it again, and again and again and again and again and again……
a close up of a man with long hair and a mustache smiling .
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December 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
To all of the people who are like “sure, Jake Paul got his jaw broken, but he made millions doing it” I hope he does it again, and again and again and again and again and again……
I’ll cover the hospital bills, I got good insurance, I can miss work, I got hella water and Gatorade, I can skip the gym, and furniture is replaceable
December 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I’ll cover the hospital bills, I got good insurance, I can miss work, I got hella water and Gatorade, I can skip the gym, and furniture is replaceable
If you think that I sat here all morning in bed, laughing at pictures of Jake Paul boxing Anthony Joshua, you would be absolutely correct. These are some of my most favorite images on the Internet right now
a close up of a man 's face with a fake smile on it .
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December 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
If you think that I sat here all morning in bed, laughing at pictures of Jake Paul boxing Anthony Joshua, you would be absolutely correct. These are some of my most favorite images on the Internet right now
I felt so bad for her 😭😭😭😭
December 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I felt so bad for her 😭😭😭😭
I don’t know how to feel about this lol
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I don’t know how to feel about this lol
Either I’m this good at healing or everyone else is bad…..
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Either I’m this good at healing or everyone else is bad…..
Hey so….I would gone within at least the first….20 minutes?
Maybe not even that long, hell they got 5
Barring a disaster or some shit
Maybe not even that long, hell they got 5
Barring a disaster or some shit
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Hey so….I would gone within at least the first….20 minutes?
Maybe not even that long, hell they got 5
Barring a disaster or some shit
Maybe not even that long, hell they got 5
Barring a disaster or some shit
I swear to god if I see one more man asking for loyalty and honestly in a dating app i’ma lose it
December 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I swear to god if I see one more man asking for loyalty and honestly in a dating app i’ma lose it
Look at how diverse my music tastes are
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Look at how diverse my music tastes are
Lord there’s couples at the gym now
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Lord there’s couples at the gym now
I’m sick of applying to jobs and going to the gym….
Bout to just be poor and fat
Bout to just be poor and fat
a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
ALT: a baby girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .
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December 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I’m sick of applying to jobs and going to the gym….
Bout to just be poor and fat
Bout to just be poor and fat
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT’S A BRAKE PAD
November 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IT’S A BRAKE PAD
I’d spend more time honing my craft as an artist, get back into doing the thing that I actually enjoy to make money, and pick up other skills like CAD and prop and special effects work
November 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I’d spend more time honing my craft as an artist, get back into doing the thing that I actually enjoy to make money, and pick up other skills like CAD and prop and special effects work
All of my friends are finding love and getting engaged
And I just found out that Copic makes paint markers now
And I just found out that Copic makes paint markers now
November 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
All of my friends are finding love and getting engaged
And I just found out that Copic makes paint markers now
And I just found out that Copic makes paint markers now
I just won my first two placement matches for rivals and I’m scared to keep going lol
a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..
ALT: a man in a green shirt is blowing his nose into a paper bag ..
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November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I just won my first two placement matches for rivals and I’m scared to keep going lol
Time for the ceremonial cooking of meat vegetables
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Time for the ceremonial cooking of meat vegetables
Hold up I’m doing something
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Hold up I’m doing something
Today in “Apple Music is trying to kill
Me during my workout”
Me during my workout”
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Today in “Apple Music is trying to kill
Me during my workout”
Me during my workout”
Been looking for this damn song for 10 years and it popped up in a TikTok video 2 days ago
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Been looking for this damn song for 10 years and it popped up in a TikTok video 2 days ago
Dawg I bet Drake is punching the air right now
a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .
ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at the camera and smiling .
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November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Dawg I bet Drake is punching the air right now
Spent all morning cleaning my office so I can destroy it making art
a dolphin with a needle in its mouth says i am artiste
ALT: a dolphin with a needle in its mouth says i am artiste
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November 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Spent all morning cleaning my office so I can destroy it making art
The gym is playing Sleep Token
a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit stands in front of a green field
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November 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
The gym is playing Sleep Token
Underarmor out here selling milk jugs
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Underarmor out here selling milk jugs
Me because I’m off work today and it snowed:
a cat is laying under a blanket on a bed and says comfy .
ALT: a cat is laying under a blanket on a bed and says comfy .
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November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Me because I’m off work today and it snowed: