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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Apr 12

#fatfuckastolfo setup

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Apr 11

there's a lot one could do with 3 command seals a day... if you think about it, the average Master gets by with 1-2 seals for an entire week's worth of combat in a regular War
of course, with 7 Servants deployed including the backup, the need for them increases accordingly

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 15m

I was going to say something about you ppl eating up whatever slop I offer you but then I remembered what type of account I'm running here

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 30m

fat poking out of the armrest gaps, call that gap moe

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 30m

Astolfo's sweaty gamer chair armrests...

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Jul 9

Astolfo's fat ass and hips stuck in gamer chair, bloated gut hanging from the front

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 5h

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Jul 9

Astolfo's fat ass and hips stuck in gamer chair, bloated gut hanging from the front

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Timyot (SKETCHES CLOSED) @tempesttim.bsky.social · 5d

Massive sloshy twink belly who is need of someone filling him up...

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今宮ぴの子🐈‍⬛創作女装男子 @pompom625tn.bsky.social · 16h

食欲の秋だからね🍠♂ #oc

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cookin🔞 @cooooookin.bsky.social · 1d

pillowy fat boy arms.....

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

I am not fixing that typo

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

woater! waiter! moobs in my mouth

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donk @donkdonknever.bsky.social · 1d

moobs please

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RottenLuck @rottenluck.bsky.social · 1d

Part 2 of the Nagi drive starts now!
Doubled how much likes are worth
Cut off for period for part 2 will be on October 17th at 5pm CST.

www.patreon.com/Rottonluck?u...

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Jul 31

commands for gamers

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Jul 25

wait... Astolfo's lardy gut pushing into frame at the bottom of the image... Jeanne's hand in a grabby pose like she really wants to do it but keeping it angled away like this

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Jul 25

this would be fire if Astolfo was like 300 kg here and took up the entire bottom half of the mirror's surface

Apocrypha light novel illustration with Jeanne and Astolfo in a bathroom. Jeanne is facing away from a mirror which reveals naked Astolfo drying off and holding a towel on the top of their head. Jeanne is also wasting water by running the tap while talking with them

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Jul 25

in the coming fall and winter months make sure to feed your Astolfo to the gills to keep their sweaty furnace of a gut going

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

elves' tendency to grow things around them sometimes causes their skeleton assistants to sprout vines and flowers on their bodies, sometimes even in eye sockets or other cavities

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

skeletons would be the most ideal cooks if you think about it
like, heat tolerance? they're bones, following directions? they're known to do that without complaints, menial tasks? on it boss

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 1d

chubby Astolfo in that one pic with the guy drinking beer and pointing a remote at pov

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Sep 11

guy with veiny arms gripping steering wheel staring at picture of chubby Astolfo with fat hips and bloated gut looking embarrassed at the camera with soda bottles and pizza boxes on the floor

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Sep 14

I should be squished between their overfilled gut landmasses like a hydraulic press

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · Sep 13

Astolfo and Rimuru's defining features are their titanic sagging doughball tummies that drag the floor and keep expanding in all directions and taking just a little more effort to move day by day

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

(paraphrased off a post I can't find but I know it's on my fuckass phone somewhere)

it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes they're at the store

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

another thing about women is that they're like carrots

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it's actually describing a rose @wetnthorny.bsky.social · 2d

took a wrong turn and ended up at loud hill instead