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AJ
@wetchampagne.bsky.social
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Sensitive. Like a soup dumpling. Like an old peach.
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Yeeeeeaaaaah buddy. Did you get the quilt lined? I love them
I've seen lilly at hollywood deli. Maybe we need to huff more sandwiches.
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ICE was ripping up the northside yesterday & already at it again today. do you know your rights? as an immigrant, as a citizen, as a bystander? learn how to protect yourself and others! ICIRR is hosting virtual & in person trainings. saturday is right off the red line- if you can be there… be there
Hahahah wait this is reaaally good
I like having an apt in edgewater but house sitting in Humboldt is unmatched. My ass is going to be firmly planted at rootstock, spinning j, segnatore day and night. I am a creature of habit and lust.
Being able to stay in Humboldt for the next few weeks? I’m giddy. I am going to go to the same four restaurants three billion times and I cannot wait
I fucking love when something makes me laugh in such a loud and ugly way. I’m not afraid to guffaw. I’m not afraid to chortle the house down boots.
Heart is still broken but less
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Anyone else get this ad everyday and think…”where did she get her dress made?”
My body is *so* ready for HMD @ smartbar friday
Two British girls by me holding their foreheads and repeatedly saying holy fuck when you finished performing this
Landed in Chicago and walked to get some groceries and I saw talard thai permanently closed and let out a blood curdling scream! I’m so devastated.
Aaron from bake-off if you see this I will buy us a home and love you with everything I have and you can teach our children how to bake that Jamaican patty plait and we’ll have a garden of scotch bonnets so you can never stop making me the patty plait and we’ll growl old and you can still bake the
put minutes on your phone
You're going to get maybe 35-40% of the expected 1000 sweet kiss quota from me at best. We have to be reasonable. You think someone baked Ludacris half a million buttered scones in fergie's glamorous? Open your eyes you sweet sexy fool.
No cuz 1000 sweet kisses is logistically crazy
He asked if I wanted mayo I said, “Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back?”
Used the rest of my pasta dough to make red curry prawn pappardelle 🍽️
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Wearing my jock backwards tonight