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GMT-10 🌙 🦉
You're probably sleeping🐑
I'm probably burning sage🔥

Impeach and imprison NOW
US police reform NOW
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 NOW
If you're looking to cry in a different way, listen to this
www.wbur.org/hereandnow/2...
As Dick Van Dyke turns 100, 99-year-old comedian and friend Mel Brooks pays tribute
On Saturday, comedic legend Dick Van Dyke will celebrate his 100th birthday.
www.wbur.org
December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Circling back...
We just pirated one hundred million dollars of oil from Venezuela?
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
People telling me that i could have done this if id done that and force feeding regrets i do not feel for myself need to get lost. You got a day job; I got twice the life in half the time and, at the risk of sounding arrogant- have convictions. 😘 Bye
December 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Reposted by westsidewitch
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."

The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Hehehe whatever. I got it in four. Used to be quick at it but now I'm just don't gaf. I made this for you!

Love you all
www.nytimes.com/games/create...
Wordle Puzzle Created By Westsidewi
Choose a word for friends to guess, then share your own puzzle.
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I just wanted to do the last minute wordle and now the nyt is taunting me with green energy.
I swear, the dissonance is mouthfeels. Wtf?
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Reposted by westsidewitch
Senate Report Exposes Systematic Abuse of U.S. Citizens by ICE and CBP, Directly Contradicting Noem’s Denials
open.substack.com/pub/migranti...
Senate Report Exposes Systematic Abuse of U.S. Citizens by ICE and CBP, Directly Contradicting Noem’s Denials
Pregnant women, disabled veterans, and a 6-year-old autistic child among those seized by agents operating as 'paramilitary force,' report finds
open.substack.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Crying for days after leaving the cousin planet.
Really miss them.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ztyl...
so that’s where they all go
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm feeling end-of-year sad that I'll never see my favorite doctor again.
Also I missed the Trumpcare deadline so likely will see no doctors after new year's eve.
December 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Yes maam!
Unbothered 🔥🔥🔥
December 9, 2025 at 9:11 AM
This is one of the best things that ever happened to me.
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
No, no and no!
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Call your local ombudsman and ask them what you should be calling about.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If anyone needs to escape for a while my sister has a lovely 3br @ sweet spot via Ryanaer, a quick jot off the Eurocontinent.
dm
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
🖕
December 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Reposted by westsidewitch
'Tis the season to unsubscribe!
Get the trash out
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
'Tis the season to unsubscribe!
Get the trash out
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
If you think facebook is bad, have a look at Nextdoor, the community tool sharing app. What a dump.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Reposted by westsidewitch
27-year-old Honduran man with end-stage renal failure denied dialysis until he signed a voluntary deportation order. Abolish DHS completely. Arrest most of its leaders.
Family says critically ill man was pressured into deportation order after 'Charlotte's Web' sweep
Relatives of a 27-year-old Honduran man say he was denied dialysis and pressured into signing a voluntary deportation order after being detained during "Operation Charlotte's Web." ICE denies the alle...
www.wfdd.org
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I drank too much last night and proceeded to door-dash the only hard-sided baby pool in town, for the feral pigs. Someday this will be a joke.
December 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I'm going to build a wager-making app where doctors can place bids on whether you live or die, and decide whether they care to take your case to save your ass, so to win the pot. It will pay for itself! We will livestream your victory or demise. 🎉 💀
December 6, 2025 at 8:35 PM
It's like when I had the audacity to love Zelig when I already knew he was a hyper perv, then spent too many dollars on art school critiques re.: art v artist.
Love the song; hate the dude! youtu.be/BBAtAM7vtgc
Kanye West - Bound 2
YouTube video by KanyeWestVEVO
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 AM