Wendy
@wendybird13.bsky.social
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Engineer, foodie, servant of many cats
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“On one hand, you are scary. On the other you are trying to do something that does not involve me….”
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I have lived in central Ohio too long, because my first thought was “kitty went to OSU?”
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Yes! I want to know about the PhDs of the people who run the cafeteria/meal plan. Because “everyone pitches in a couple shifts” does not feed that many people without some serious organization….
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I really hope Kaiju Preservation Society lasts long enough to have an annotated edition with dry footnotes explaining the actual timeline of the COVID vaccine development and giving context to tech start-ups….
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I’m not sure if you actually get to choose?

I’ve been volunteering as an Election Day poll worker, and thinking about applying for seasonal employment at the Board of Elections when I no longer have a day job…so I feel election conspiracy theory might be natural…
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I’m an engineer about to retire….
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Under the age of 4, pretty much every day is the best day of your whole entire life.
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Here in Columbus, OH we just went from isolated case to measles outbreak. The first confirmed case’s sibling *and parents* now have measles.
So the parents probably thought “we weren’t vaccinated and we turned out OK”.
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Cats are done charging and can proceed about their duties : napping, jumping at sounds…
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Thank you, Crazy Bread.
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always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes
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They are green and pretty in the summer…and full of bees when they bloom. (Tiny flowers hidden by the leaves. I didn’t realize soybeans had flowers until I kept bees and realized that there was more honey when the nearest field was in soy.). They dry out before harvest.
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*shake* seed….

My first impression was that he was consuming the birdseed the way a college student shotguns a beer.
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Is it at a height deer can reach? By the time I got my phone out, this guy had emptied the feeder, but he had his mouth over the bottom home and had tilted it to shade seed into his mouth.
A white-tail deer (buck) stands under a tree next to metal shepherd’s crooks holding bird feeders.  The buck’s nose is pressed against an empty tube feeder.  Houses and garages are visible in the background.
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
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Eh, I know it’s not me it’s that Diets Don’t Work. (At least not like that.)

Amusingly enough, the diabetes they were trying to prevent? Earned me a Mounjaro prescription, which caused me to lose 1 lb/week for a year, and I am below my Omada goal now. But still obese.
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I left social events to eat my pre-planned meals alone.
I thought about food constantly.

I failed to meet the goal.

And I had a moderate binge eating disorder a month after Omada was over.
Regained the 12 lbs and 40 more in 4 years
Zero stars. Do not recommend.

2/2
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I tried Omada in 2019. At that time, I think there was a human coach.
Rather than rewarding me for making lifestyle changes, it gave me the same old diet advice that always magically works out to be 1200 calories a day and set my goal as 1 lb a week for 16 weeks. 1/2
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The family that noms together gloms together.
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It is sobering to realize that the median age of a group of people hospitalized for COVID is my age…:
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Boopable nightmares sounds like a veterinary specialty…
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Do they bite? The mouth looks sharp…
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Can you take questions about gar?
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Will no one rid me of these meddlesome deer?
A young bushy seven-sons plant, with only bare, half-eaten twigs at the top, surrounded by green plastic mesh tied to green garden stakes.
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Death rattle of an empire?
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ce n'est pas une balle
Would give the joke away?