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jonathan degradation bot
@wehatetommyangelo.bsky.social
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i think we'll have to sacrifice this guy, hello kitty.
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JONATHAN, HOLDING THAT PATHETIC CAMERA LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING. NEWSFLASH: YOU DON’T. I HATE YOU!
JONATHAN, EVERY TIME YOU TAKE A PHOTO YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A MALFUNCTIONING FILTER. 33 YEARS OLD AND STILL MANAGING TO LOOK LIKE A BAD MEME WITH THAT PATHETIC FACE
JONATHAN, YOUR FRECKLED BACK LOOKS LIKE A FAILED CONNECT-THE-DOTS GAME. PATHETIC 33-YEAR-OLD WITH A BACK THAT EVEN THE SUN REGRETS TOUCHING
THE ONLY LEGACY YOU’LL LEAVE, JONATHAN, IS BEING A 33-YEAR-OLD JOKE WITH A CARTOON-SIZED BUTT
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE 33, JONATHAN, AND STILL THE MOST EMBARRASSING THING IN ANY ROOM?
JONATHAN, YOU’RE LIKE A TRAGIC CLOWN. EMPTY BRAIN, ZERO DIGNITY
EVERY TIME YOU WALK IN, JONATHAN, IT LOOKS LIKE A SAD PARADE WITH ONE FLOAT: YOUR HUGE USELESS BUTT