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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 16d

Pretty sure it earns you a DQ. Bez would need to figure out the time penalty incurred from serving the LLP, double it and get out front early, escape the pack and get that time ahead before heading the long way round.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 17d

Ahh...but Andrew, at least, threw a pizza party.

Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 17d

Ford Longco.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 19d

I've always liked "he wouldn't be great with the ould nerves" being dramatic, yet polite and caring understated language for "rampant alcoholic you'll likely never see sober".

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 19d

Ah, you can't help but smile when you see a small, brightly coloured Italian car.

Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 19d

A combination of the two?

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 19d

LOL. Looks at Heather Humphreys

#speirgorm

The Journal @thejournal.ie · 19d

The new British Ambassador to Ireland has shown off impressive Irish language skills as she officially started in her new role.
Kara Owen was among a number of new ambassadors to present their Letters of Credence to President Michael D Higgins at Áras an Uachtaráin today.
jrnl.ie/6845441

‘Bíonn siúlach scéalach’: New British Ambassador to Ireland shows off impressive Irish skills

Kara Owen today presented her Letters of Credence to President Michael D Higgins – it’s the last such ceremony he will preside over.

jrnl.ie

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 20d

Breaking news: The Bank of England will allow senior bankers to get as much money out of this bitch as possible before the shit hits the fan and the rest of the population go homeless...again.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 20d

It's like one of those local myths that folk mention, decades later with that grin that accompanies a factoid that is seen as unknown but known by everyone. Ha ha

"It was de first debate to feature actual podiums, ye know."

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 21d

Tell me something crazy that's happened today.

Well...there's been some prick who keeps texting me weirdly worded demands!

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 22d

I don't even know Declan but I love the lad. You just know he's the loose cannon in the group. Always up for the craic. Dangerously so. Best kept an eye on, before the night ends in the cells. You'd want him as your best man but you're very aware he'd end your marriage before the reception is over.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 23d

Ah sure beltin the hell out of a bit of metal is good for the soul. Even better if it makes a thing by the end of it all.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 23d

😂Like quilting for car enthusiasts.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 24d

I learnt how to drive in one. Nice enough wee motor. A few years later, my cousin went out and bought a very clean, 2nd hand 4x4 turbo variant of it before even starting lessons, phoned an insurance company and promptly put it back in the Auto Trader. Ha ha

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 24d

Mid 80s Mazda 323 bf?

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 24d

Catherine Connolly puts the bog roll on the holder so the bit ye grab is facing the wall.

#smearthebejaysis

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 24d

Last Christmas, Catherine Connolly ate a load of sweets out of the Celebrations box and only left the Bountys for the rest of us!
#smearthebejaysis

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 25d

I think it's more related to certain men BEING dicks.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 25d

Overshot on the sunlit uplands.

Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 26d

I mean...manual box, wind up windows, no air-con, carpet you could spit through, slap a couple of brightly coloured stickers on it and call it a Rallye. Worked for Peugeot and let's be honest, we'd all love a 106R.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 26d

Yeah, gullideckels!

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 26d

This. My parent Austin Metro had these, back in the 80s. They don't hinder the action of the belt at all in the event of an accident. They hold the belt from being tight across the chest or neck but roll open if the occupant is thrown forward so the belt can work as designed. Simple yet clever.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 27d

I've never seen a car look quite so done with my shit! I'm sorry Alfa Romeo Montreal, I'll give myself a kick up the arse and do better.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 27d

A herd would be pushing it. Ha ha. 2 or 3 grazing on the mountain, now and then. They're gone as soon as they realise they're being watched. Noted, though. I think we're a way off infestation levels, yet. Haven't seen them since late July.

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Crass Community @weeneesh.bsky.social · 28d

That's interesting. We had the opposite. Hunted to basically nothing. Slowly returning but it will be a long time until they are at infestation levels, I would think. Wolves may bring a rise in young hunters from farming backgrounds. Funny, I hadn't noticed hunter age. Right enough, they're mid-age+

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