why are all these doctors in fucking maryland?????
February 11, 2026 at 2:56 PM
why are all these doctors in fucking maryland?????
I knew he was in politics but I didn't know it was like this now
February 10, 2026 at 12:14 AM
I knew he was in politics but I didn't know it was like this now
Spent my whole shit typing up a quote post within character limit and I posted it to find OP had deleted smh
February 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Spent my whole shit typing up a quote post within character limit and I posted it to find OP had deleted smh
"wilLAMMit valley" fuck outta hereeee
February 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
"wilLAMMit valley" fuck outta hereeee
as long as its not DELnerty
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
as long as its not DELnerty
with stress like Boba Fett. Now its like I've been told it's actually boBAFFit
February 6, 2026 at 1:51 AM
with stress like Boba Fett. Now its like I've been told it's actually boBAFFit
WAIT WAIT I GET IT I GET WHAT YOU SAID
February 5, 2026 at 9:58 PM
WAIT WAIT I GET IT I GET WHAT YOU SAID
i said "what the hell no way" and went straight to wikipedia. when i heard the sample there i said "eughhh"
February 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
i said "what the hell no way" and went straight to wikipedia. when i heard the sample there i said "eughhh"
to be clear this was how I _learned_ this information
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
to be clear this was how I _learned_ this information
just heard someone pronounce Willamette, as in the river and valley in Oregon, the correct way and I wish to protest
February 5, 2026 at 9:53 PM
just heard someone pronounce Willamette, as in the river and valley in Oregon, the correct way and I wish to protest
ugh annoying. now you have to find someone with the proper certifications to remove it
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
ugh annoying. now you have to find someone with the proper certifications to remove it
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I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
February 4, 2026 at 9:36 AM
I'm buying a kitchen and they sent a sample of the marble counter top with a metal ball showing what the sink will be like. Now my desk looks like a 90s 3D rendering tool demo image.
I wanna see the sound guy's face as he pulls the fader all the way down for the enthusiastic center stage suit and tie conga man
February 4, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I wanna see the sound guy's face as he pulls the fader all the way down for the enthusiastic center stage suit and tie conga man
Thinking face with laser eyes
February 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Thinking face with laser eyes
they call them cash-ews because they cost a lot and don't taste good!!! jk they're pretty good
February 3, 2026 at 5:58 PM
they call them cash-ews because they cost a lot and don't taste good!!! jk they're pretty good
historical consensus holds that the infamous boysenbars' kiss was almost certainly euphemistic, but these sorts of metaphors are so pervasive precisely because they make banger lyrics, so its really tradition
February 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
historical consensus holds that the infamous boysenbars' kiss was almost certainly euphemistic, but these sorts of metaphors are so pervasive precisely because they make banger lyrics, so its really tradition
elite corps directed by the sultan to stamp out lesbianism in the empire. didn't know chappell roan was up on those history deep cuts
February 3, 2026 at 5:04 PM
elite corps directed by the sultan to stamp out lesbianism in the empire. didn't know chappell roan was up on those history deep cuts
wow then im not kissing them. too risky
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
wow then im not kissing them. too risky
god the bridge of this song goes so hard lmao
February 3, 2026 at 4:49 PM
god the bridge of this song goes so hard lmao
why the hell would anyone individually wrap garbanzo beans
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
why the hell would anyone individually wrap garbanzo beans
and why would i kiss a hundred of them
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 PM
and why would i kiss a hundred of them
I think 7:19 AM must be up there as one of my least-awake-for times
February 3, 2026 at 12:19 PM
I think 7:19 AM must be up there as one of my least-awake-for times
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miles teller? you mean the odometer?
February 2, 2026 at 8:06 PM
miles teller? you mean the odometer?