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Hokie alum 🦃💻 Disney/theme parks aficionado 🎢🏰 techie 💾 gaymer 🎮 foodie 🌮🍱 bicyclist 🚴🏼 rower 🚣🏼‍♂️ lifter 💪🏼 traveler ✈️🚅🚙 seeking new perspectives Life begins at the end of your comfort zone 📍DC | He/Him | 🏳️‍🌈

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ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Jan 13

Posting to prove I did something productive over the weekend

Mirror selfie at the gym wearing a black tank, gray shorts, and dark navy cap

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Jan 5

Welp my 2025 bingo card is off to a chaotic start and we’re only on day 5 of the new year 😵‍💫🫠

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Nov 29

Mercury is in microwave which explains why my stress management and emotions have been sh*t this Thanksgiving week 🫠

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Nov 25

Thank you ☺️

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Oct 24

Snagged an opening day ticket for Universal Epic Universe

two minions wearing goggles and overalls with the letter c on them

Alt: two excited minions wearing goggles and overalls

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ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Sep 17

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #266,747! I like 747 as it always reminds me of the Boeing 747, the “Queen of the Skies”

White card showing that I’m the 266,747th person to join Bluesky

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 16

I’m not even sure I can grow a solid mustache but would I look good with one?

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Jul 16

Leg day soreness kicking in 2 days post-leg day🦵🏼

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Jul 11

Just a reminder to myself (and others): don’t wait, just do it.

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Jun 7

Damn, it’s been a while since my Spotify Release Radar was this good. There’s so many bangers in today’s playlist 😍

Banger Certified GIF

Alt: Animated GIF of John Oliver saying: “banger after banger after banger after certified banger”

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ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · May 28

Proof that this millennial occasionally wears crew socks

Me taking a full body mirror selfie in a black sleeveless tank and white shorts with black Nike crew socks

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Jan 5

Thank you ☺️😘

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Nov 8

Post back + biceps day selfie 💪🏼

Me taking a locker room mirror selfie in a black tank top and gray gym shorts

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ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Nov 7

We need DC statehood kthxbye

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ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Nov 7

Posting late but I had a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious time at Miss Adams Morgan Pageant 2023 this past weekend #mamp #londoncalling #chimchimcheree

Left panel is a frame from the Mary Poppins movie and right panel is me dressed as a chimney sweeper holding a chimney sweep that I made.

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ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Sep 25

My Uber is here

Korben Dallas’ flying taxi from The Fifth Element (1997) film

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 30

Absolutely. Devastated. 😭

Frank (Murray Bartlett) telling Frank “then love me the way I want you to.”

Bill (Nick Offerman) telling Frank “and you were my purpose.”

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 29

I’m a bit late but s1 ep3 of HBO’s The Last of Us has me in shambles 😭 also today (August 29, 2023) happens to be Bill and Frank’s wedding day!

Bill and Frank from HBO’s “The Last of Us” holding hands at their dining table after having their last meal together.

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ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 28

Coworker 1: Barbie’s a whore
Coworker 2: Then Ken’s a slut
Coworker 3: Barbie has needs. She has all those clothes, cars, houses…

In my head: I’m guess I’m both Ken and Barbie

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 26

Welp, Chicago weekend started off with a bang 💥

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 25

Stood outside waiting for my Uber for not even 2 min and I got 3 mosquito bites 😤 DC is swamp

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 24

🥰 thank you

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 24

Some guy said “nice legs” as I was heading to the gym 🥰

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ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 24

Reskeet/repost with a pic of yourself experiencing pure joy 🥰🥰🥰

On-ride photo of my friend and I sitting front row on Guardians of the Galaxy: Cosmic Rewind at EPCOT

ᗯāᑎ @wayn1ak.bsky.social · Aug 21

A fictional character you would give an invite code to

Jennifer Coolidge as Tanya McQuoid on White Lotus Season 2 saying “These gays, they’re trying to murder me.”