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i had four drinks last night and i’m hungover???
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i had four drinks last night and i’m hungover???
*high fives self* nice.
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
*high fives self* nice.
i keep seeing things about the chinese zodiac and the incoming year of the horse and im putting all my money on it 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
i keep seeing things about the chinese zodiac and the incoming year of the horse and im putting all my money on it 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
it would be so cool if my ibs could pick the constipated side for once
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 AM
it would be so cool if my ibs could pick the constipated side for once
welp. guess that’s all i needed to be over it lol all that fuss for what
a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a jacket and a cigarette .
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November 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
welp. guess that’s all i needed to be over it lol all that fuss for what
THIS YEAR HAS TO FUCKING STOP
November 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
THIS YEAR HAS TO FUCKING STOP
i’ll be fine but holy fuck am i sick of being heartbroken. she doesn’t even want me, man, what’s the point of caring about it anymore
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
i’ll be fine but holy fuck am i sick of being heartbroken. she doesn’t even want me, man, what’s the point of caring about it anymore
uh oh i want to have a kid and play dnd with them
November 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
uh oh i want to have a kid and play dnd with them
why does everyone hate traditional/neo traditional tattoos all of a sudden. watch your own bobber, you buttholes
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
why does everyone hate traditional/neo traditional tattoos all of a sudden. watch your own bobber, you buttholes
universe said “oh you’ve been on prozac for almost two weeks? oh it’s going well for you? cool well LETS PUT THAT SHIT TO THE TEST PUT EM UP MFR”
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
universe said “oh you’ve been on prozac for almost two weeks? oh it’s going well for you? cool well LETS PUT THAT SHIT TO THE TEST PUT EM UP MFR”
i have gone to work more consistently in the month of november (it is the 13th) than i have in the last 11 months 🙂 shout out prozac
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i have gone to work more consistently in the month of november (it is the 13th) than i have in the last 11 months 🙂 shout out prozac
i stretched for like 26 minutes today and i’m already better than everyone else. fr tho i feel like taffy
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i stretched for like 26 minutes today and i’m already better than everyone else. fr tho i feel like taffy
i am schmacked after a few hits of my joint at the start of the 40 min walk i took my dog on just now. that’s pretty sick, gonna do that more often i hope. also showered after deep cleaning my bathtub which is also so sick.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i am schmacked after a few hits of my joint at the start of the 40 min walk i took my dog on just now. that’s pretty sick, gonna do that more often i hope. also showered after deep cleaning my bathtub which is also so sick.
highly recommend smoking a joint and putting overhead noise canceling headphones and listen to hozier as loud as you can stand it with your eyes closed. pretty elite experience
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
highly recommend smoking a joint and putting overhead noise canceling headphones and listen to hozier as loud as you can stand it with your eyes closed. pretty elite experience
it is criminal i have to work where there are no bidets
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
it is criminal i have to work where there are no bidets
the way my eyes shot to the clock because someone had the nerve to call me at 10:30pm (it’s currently 7:50pm, sun set like an hour ago)
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
the way my eyes shot to the clock because someone had the nerve to call me at 10:30pm (it’s currently 7:50pm, sun set like an hour ago)
i have to imagine that the feeling of being freshly showered and getting into a new-sheets-freshly-made type bed is what it must feel like to put just the tip in
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
i have to imagine that the feeling of being freshly showered and getting into a new-sheets-freshly-made type bed is what it must feel like to put just the tip in
fricken hell yeah today i cleaned my bedroom, i went for a WALK with my dog, i did dishes, i took out all the trash and recycling that i’ve been staring at for a month, i cleaned the litter boxes up and all their tracking, and i made a bomb ass dinner. fricken hell yeah
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
fricken hell yeah today i cleaned my bedroom, i went for a WALK with my dog, i did dishes, i took out all the trash and recycling that i’ve been staring at for a month, i cleaned the litter boxes up and all their tracking, and i made a bomb ass dinner. fricken hell yeah
god bless people who smoke weed
October 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
god bless people who smoke weed
my uncles are starting a dnd group and invited me and i could cry lol
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
my uncles are starting a dnd group and invited me and i could cry lol
i want to fight someone :):):):):)
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 AM
i want to fight someone :):):):):)
ten fuckin months dude like what
ooooh man am i so happy to be back shouting into a void. anyway im pretty stupid in love and im gonna marry the literal best person on this planet. ill never get over my luck
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 AM
ten fuckin months dude like what
thank god no one i know follows me so i can crash out publicly in peace. THIS WAS ONLY 10 MONTHS AGO WHAT HAPPENED
the love of my life is snoring on the recliner next to me and wow, i couldn’t be happier
October 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
thank god no one i know follows me so i can crash out publicly in peace. THIS WAS ONLY 10 MONTHS AGO WHAT HAPPENED
i’m at the level of sad where you’re literally screaming in your car with the windows down to avoid crying again lol dramatic
October 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i’m at the level of sad where you’re literally screaming in your car with the windows down to avoid crying again lol dramatic
wow what i would do for a lobotomy
October 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
wow what i would do for a lobotomy